Professional Cuddlers

[CandiCame]

Candi isn't dumb, and crocs are a blasphemy to aesthetics.

Your wrong on the first point, but so goddamn bang on on the second that just... it's like they want to be houseshoes and that's ok because that's what you do in the privacy of your own home to not have to clean your floors but we don't bring that shit out in public to bother all of humanity.

Down here in the swamps of the USA, crocs are essential. So I guess crocs are just another way for city elites to signal how much disdain they have for southerns.

How the fuck do plastic shoes with holes in them help with swamps? That seems like the exact opposite of a swamp shoe. Like I would think big-ass boots for swamp livin. Something you could stomp a gator with.

Edit: BTWs you wanna see me get real mad? Like fucking fighting mad? These two things.

https://i.redd.it/6jwha9ql65e01.jpg
https://amp.thisisinsider.com/images/5a6211a96a9e3f1d008b456c-750-563.jpg

 

[Duckers22]

I'd def pay someone to tickle/light stroke/scratch me - not in a sexual way - legs, back, etc - I find it totally relaxing, not sure about cuddling though