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Sparky proclamation: Yes it's true! Female ejaculation is not only "very real" but, it is possible for most females!!!!!
Last night, my wife and I rented "Seymore Butts, Squirter's 2" - and we almost got there, in one try. We are confident that this phoneme will take place soon, with very little, and fun, additional practice and commitment. This tape is great! It's really a "how to" and it answer's many questions both males and females might have.
Here are the simplified details……………
1) All women have the essential, physical tools to have G-spot orgasms and ejaculate (the term "ejaculate" when pertaining to a female is highly debatable but for lack of a better term - I will use it here.)
2) The so-called G-spot - (Lay your woman flat on her back, legs spread, lube'er up if necessary (hopefully not you clods), index finger in, palm up - and with the pad of your finger - find it, it's only about an inch-and-a-half or two inches in and up - feel for a rough'ish "pad" that kind of feels like the texture of a wet sponge, about the size of a coin. In fact, think of the G-spot as - a little sponge.) - is present in every woman.
3) Ladies, mentally, ya gotta "want it." Any reservations regarding this process - the shooting of liquid, the liquid stinking up the place, the mattress getting ruined, spreading your legs so wide he can see up inside there and most importantly, reservations about "feeling like you have to pee syndrome," - all that icky, icky, no way stuff - it has to leave your mind and be replaced with, at the very least - "what the hell, let's go for it." Otherwise - it will probably never work. Ladies, ya gotta want it. This really, really helps.
4) Ladies, ya really gotta get over the "pee thing" - we're talking urethra here - Seymore suggests muscular control and examples exercises to gain more control. Women who have superior control down there - have superior fire power. Some demonstrations on the tape literally gush numerous feet in the air. The simple exercise is, while urinating, cut off your pee - pee some - then cut it off again. Pee control is very good for Squirting.
5) Men, ya gotta have stamina, especially at first - Seymore actually provides exercises for this - using your finger's, which you will soon find does work the best, can really put a hurt on your arm muscles after a while. I had to switch arms/hands and believe it or not I am aching today.
6) Men, be gentle but firm - NOT too hard and - NO fingernails! On this you must read your lady's reactions. Both mental and physical. You can actually feel "the sponge" filling with fluid, as I did. Wow! The woman feels this too - this is when it feels like she has to pee - but this liquid is not pee. This is love nectar.
7) Men, encourage clitoral stimulation via the female, you will be too busy - fingers or a toy will do - this helps set her frame of mind and most often leads to two, one each, a clitoral and G-spot orgasm at one time.
8) Patience, patience, patience. Practice, practice, practice.
No, we were not completely successful last night - BUT(!) - she has never, ever, gotten that wet before. And told me she feels it - she feels that it is possible - and we will continue to go for it. She did have one huge orgasm - just not a squirting one.
Another reason that this tape is so informative, is that it dispels the belief that these porn actresses, these women, whoever they may be, via some slick editing and filling their vaginas with water, provide fantasy/false proof of this ability. Well that may be the case in some movies. But Seymore gets the camera pretty close (real fucking close, not normally my wife and my cups of tea) and it's obviously the urethra doing the squirting, not the vaginal. The way I see it - unless the woman places a catheter up her own urethra and fills herself with water that way - ouch. Well, I don't think so Tim. It's obviously real to me.
Well anyway, it seems that that reality of a squirting wife will become a part of our sex lives very soon. We would encourage all to go out and rent this tape and give'er a try.
Good luck and god speed. And may all your orgasms be wet ones.
Last night, my wife and I rented "Seymore Butts, Squirter's 2" - and we almost got there, in one try. We are confident that this phoneme will take place soon, with very little, and fun, additional practice and commitment. This tape is great! It's really a "how to" and it answer's many questions both males and females might have.
Here are the simplified details……………
1) All women have the essential, physical tools to have G-spot orgasms and ejaculate (the term "ejaculate" when pertaining to a female is highly debatable but for lack of a better term - I will use it here.)
2) The so-called G-spot - (Lay your woman flat on her back, legs spread, lube'er up if necessary (hopefully not you clods), index finger in, palm up - and with the pad of your finger - find it, it's only about an inch-and-a-half or two inches in and up - feel for a rough'ish "pad" that kind of feels like the texture of a wet sponge, about the size of a coin. In fact, think of the G-spot as - a little sponge.) - is present in every woman.
3) Ladies, mentally, ya gotta "want it." Any reservations regarding this process - the shooting of liquid, the liquid stinking up the place, the mattress getting ruined, spreading your legs so wide he can see up inside there and most importantly, reservations about "feeling like you have to pee syndrome," - all that icky, icky, no way stuff - it has to leave your mind and be replaced with, at the very least - "what the hell, let's go for it." Otherwise - it will probably never work. Ladies, ya gotta want it. This really, really helps.
4) Ladies, ya really gotta get over the "pee thing" - we're talking urethra here - Seymore suggests muscular control and examples exercises to gain more control. Women who have superior control down there - have superior fire power. Some demonstrations on the tape literally gush numerous feet in the air. The simple exercise is, while urinating, cut off your pee - pee some - then cut it off again. Pee control is very good for Squirting.
5) Men, ya gotta have stamina, especially at first - Seymore actually provides exercises for this - using your finger's, which you will soon find does work the best, can really put a hurt on your arm muscles after a while. I had to switch arms/hands and believe it or not I am aching today.
6) Men, be gentle but firm - NOT too hard and - NO fingernails! On this you must read your lady's reactions. Both mental and physical. You can actually feel "the sponge" filling with fluid, as I did. Wow! The woman feels this too - this is when it feels like she has to pee - but this liquid is not pee. This is love nectar.
7) Men, encourage clitoral stimulation via the female, you will be too busy - fingers or a toy will do - this helps set her frame of mind and most often leads to two, one each, a clitoral and G-spot orgasm at one time.
8) Patience, patience, patience. Practice, practice, practice.
No, we were not completely successful last night - BUT(!) - she has never, ever, gotten that wet before. And told me she feels it - she feels that it is possible - and we will continue to go for it. She did have one huge orgasm - just not a squirting one.
Another reason that this tape is so informative, is that it dispels the belief that these porn actresses, these women, whoever they may be, via some slick editing and filling their vaginas with water, provide fantasy/false proof of this ability. Well that may be the case in some movies. But Seymore gets the camera pretty close (real fucking close, not normally my wife and my cups of tea) and it's obviously the urethra doing the squirting, not the vaginal. The way I see it - unless the woman places a catheter up her own urethra and fills herself with water that way - ouch. Well, I don't think so Tim. It's obviously real to me.
Well anyway, it seems that that reality of a squirting wife will become a part of our sex lives very soon. We would encourage all to go out and rent this tape and give'er a try.
Good luck and god speed. And may all your orgasms be wet ones.
