Problem Child

[AusTess]

'zactly.

 

[Problem Child]

As long as you leave the Tasmanian devil vibrator in it's cage we'll be fine.

 

[AusTess]

I locked it away.

Honest i did.

*Tries to muffle the buzzing from under the blankets*

 

[Laurel]

Wowsers. Is that anything like the monkey in "Dead Alive"?

 

[Problem Child]

I'm keeping my lawnmower handy.

 

[AusTess]

Wowsers. Is that anything like the monkey in "Dead Alive"?

I dunno.


PC?*L*

 

[AusTess]

I'm keeping my lawnmower handy.

Now I'm afraid.

 

[Problem Child]

That monkey freaked me out.

 

[Laurel]

I'm keeping my lawnmower handy.

That's my favorite horror movie scene, bar none. Genius.

 

[AusTess]

WHAT FUCKING MONKEY????????

 

[Problem Child]

WHAT FUCKING MONKEY????????

These guys are out looking for this damn rare monkey and it bites them and turns everyone into zombies and they have to kill all the zombies with a running lawnmower. Like pushing the lawnmower into the zombies heads and chopping them to bits.

It's very cool.

 

[AusTess]

These guys are out looking for this damn rare monkey and it bites them and turns everyone into zombies and they have to kill all the zombies with a running lawnmower. Like pushing the lawnmower into the zombies heads and chopping them to bits.

It's very cool.

I'll have to take your word for it.

Sounds just....





Luverly.

 

[Laurel]

And he's turning in a circle, surrounded by zombies, mowing them down till he's standing in a puddle of zombie blood and flesh. Cool stuff.

 

[Laurel]

Austess - "Dead Alive" is a Peter Jackson flick. You'll be remiss in your Aussieness if you don't rent it asap.

 

[AusTess]

Will it make me laugh?
I like funny movies.
I'm a comedy kinda girl.

 

[Laurel]

Oh yes. It's very funny.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh yes. It's very funny.

Funny ha-ha, or funny like a clown?

 

[AusTess]

Alrighty.

if it gives me nightmares,I'll hunt you down.

 

[Laurel]

Funny ha-ha, or funny like a clown?

Funny like Shakes The Clown. In a blender.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Shakes The Clown. In a blender.

sounds like soup's on.

 

[Roy Batty]

Austess - "Dead Alive" is a Peter Jackson flick. You'll be remiss in your Aussieness if you don't rent it asap.

Peter Jackson is a New Zealander - wrong country, that's like confusing America & Canada.
Woops, we do that, don't we?

 

[Laurel]

Peter Jackson is a New Zealander - wrong country, that's like confusing America & Canada.
Woops, we do that, don't we?

You saying Canada's not just another state?

*runs for the hills before the Canadians can catch her*