Problem Child

[Guest]

I ain't your fucking troll you two bit son of a real set of parents.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Was that an insult? What the hell did that mean? LOL

 

[Problem Child]

You owe me royalties for infringing on my copyrighted name...

But I'm sure we can work out some kind of payment plan, the details of which depend strictly upon your sex.

My attorney Siren will be in touch.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I ain't your fucking troll you two bit son of a real set of parents.

So the non-troll is calling you a non-bastard?

Someone forgot their medication this morning and is a widdle jealous, me thinks.

Psssssst...non-troll, it isn't the little GREEN monster, babe, it's the little BLUE pill....

Or was that a little YELLOW pill?

What a drag it is gettin' old...

MP

 

[indyweasel]

MP -

If I understand your question. It was the Blue pill.

Final answer.

 

[Problem Child]

MP,

I like my little troll.

Please don't be mean to him/her/it. I'd like him/her/it to stick around so I can raise it up to be a big strong Woody-Viagra/Kidrock eating troll.

I will feed it barbed wire and razor blades everyday, and let it wash it's food down with gasoline.

Thank you.

 

[Siren]

PC I dont remember getting a retainer fee....

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay, I'll let your trollie be. I remember how attached I was to my first one...

I'm off to go have phone sex with Sparky

Later

MP ;p

 

[DevilMayCare]

Re: PC I dont remember getting a retainer fee....

But anyway, no 'troll' can hold a candle to your
sweet ass, so dont be concerned.

From the posts I've seen on a couple of threads I've little doubt you guys could work out a mutually "satisfying" arrangement.

 

[Problem Child]

I had phone sex with him this morning..he wasn't very good...kept wanting to talk about peanut butter in the crack of his ass, or some such crap...

 

[Siren]

Yes Devilmaycare....we are working out the 'arrangement's right now.

 

[Problem Child]

Wow.

(...no, I like it when you leave the stockings on...)

This kind of puts attorney-client relations in a whole new perspective...

 

[Siren]

Come here PC.....

 

[Problem Child]

As long as you do a thorough cross-examination...

 

[DarkAngel]

heheeh... hahaah... hohooho... uhm....???