Problem Child & TN_Vixen

[SpankMaster Flex]

You ladies are luscious. That just had to be said. Are you twins?

 

[Rubyfruit]

ROTF

 

[SpankMaster Flex]

ROTF

What?

I happen to like a nicely shaped female posterior.

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah we're twins, you dolt.

Nice name.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*snorts*

 

[Wiggles]

Yeah we're twins, you dolt.

Nice name.

And she's a sweetie too, what more could you want?

 

[Marxist]

What's so funny?

 

[SpankMaster Flex]

Yeah we're twins, you dolt.

Nice name.

You don't have to be rude. I wasn't asking for your phone number just commenting on your ass.

 

[Shaq]

And she's a sweetie too, what more could you want?

A blow job and a big gulp...and maybe some chips...depending on how good the blow job is....

 

[LukkyKnight]

*snorts*

Got any more of that snuff, KM?

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are before.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nah, Lukky, I was just giggling politely.

PC, you're showing your ass? And I'm missing it? Shit.

*runs for the avs button*

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, they're both hotties. Total sluts, too.

 

[Problem Child]

You don't have to be rude. I wasn't asking for your phone number just commenting on your ass.

I'll be as rude as I want, sphincterneck.

Nobody gave you permission to spring wood on my rear goods, bitch.

Fuck off!

 

[TN_Vixen]

we're actually the same person

when PC is feeling particularly feminine, he takes on the TN_Vixen persona. And when he's just an angry man frothing at the mouth to kick p_p_man in the balls, he goes by Problem Child.

Works, because either way he's got a damn fine ass.

;-)

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's not your ass PC!

Fuck.

Now I've gotta figure out how to hide the vibrator from the dog again. Jackass it's all your fault.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yeah, they're both hotties. Total sluts, too.

Can I break the poor guy's heart now? There's really no need to toy with him since there's nothing left to snort.

 

[Zamdrist]

This is too *rich* LOL!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'll be as rude as I want, sphincterneck.

Nobody gave you permission to spring wood on my rear goods, bitch.

Fuck off!

see? This is the angry man persona.

 

[SpankMaster Flex]

I'll be as rude as I want, sphincterneck.

Nobody gave you permission to spring wood on my rear goods, bitch.

Fuck off!

What makes you think I have wood to spring?

I'm not the one misrepresenting myself with a picture.

 

[SpankMaster Flex]

You're a nice person, TN.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are before.

You really think they're beautiful?

I was thinking they might be a bit of a bulge but thank you for your kindness.

 

[TN_Vixen]

You're a nice person, TN.

Why thank you sweetheart. Just ignore all the other assholes or better yet, become one yourself and you'll get along with the rest of us just fiiiiiiiine.

 

[Problem Child]

What makes you think I have wood to spring?

I'm not the one misrepresenting myself with a picture.

Step Back, peewee!

Don't be playing like you don't want to send an expedition to explore my caboose now!

I know you already got that furniture polish out for that wood... go ahead baby, enjoy yourself fantasizing about PC's sweet iz-asss...

yeah...do it baby!

heh.

 

[Problem Child]

You really think they're beautiful?

I was thinking they might be a bit of a bulge but thank you for your kindness.

Jesus, you look exactly like my college statistics teacher.