problem child from literotica is WAY HOT!!

[Laurel]

This is not the first thread I've started.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've been hitting the swiss chocolate again, haven't you.

 

[Shaq]

He's too hot to stop....

 

[AzureAngel]

This is not the first thread I've started.

I've spent the last few minutes doing a search - Laurel, you never have started a thread, you liar.

In other news, the road perpendicular to the road my home is on is "Laurel."

That's creepy. But I feel a greater bond than before.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No Laurel bonding, Manu doesnt allow it.

 

[Laurel]

They're opening a housing development named Bay Laurel in my general area. My empire is expanding.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: problem child from literotica is WAY HOT!!

That's creepy. But I feel a greater bond than before.

I felt that too, but dismissed it as belly button lust.

 

[Caressa]

I live on Laurel St.

can I play?

 

[Laurel]

Of course. It's a game for the whole family.

But enough about me. Problem child...whatta hottie!

 

[Shaq]

Isn't Laurel a place in Maryland?

 

[Problem Child]

You are having sex with an Aryan. Yayati said so.

Doesn't his Aryan sperm filling your womb make you feel like you could just conquer the world?

 

[Laurel]

Yayati's sperm?

 

[Problem Child]

Yayati's sperm?

*sigh* No. Yayati said that Manu was an Aryan name, or a subdivision of the Aryans or some shit like that. You know how convoluted his meanderings are. Did you miss this?

So be proud, you guys can have a little half-Aryan, half-whatever baby!

Yay!

 

[Laurel]

Oh yeah, I remember now. Yayati also claimed to be Aryan as well, so I got confused. But yes, I'm very proud. When our half-Aryan, half-toad baby is born, I will name it after you.

 

[Problem Child]

We Aryans will only call our babies by Aryan names like Manu, Yayati, Trishanku and other such good names.

Manu is an Aryan!

 

[alexandraaah]

Citizen Ruth is a kickass movie.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh yeah, I remember now. Yayati also claimed to be Aryan as well, so I got confused. But yes, I'm very proud. When our half-Aryan, half-toad baby is born, I will name it after you.

Lol! What an honor!

Sieg Heil...or Hare Krishna...whatever.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah it is. Laura Dern is so perfect in it.

Yayati also called Manu his "blackjack slave".

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah it is. Laura Dern is so perfect in it.

Yayati also called Manu his "blackjack slave".

ROFLMAO!

And all he ever calls me is a "rat-eyed monkey or a "fat-bellied gora"! I feel so overlooked!

(gee, that thread got a lot of traffic, eh?)

 

[Laurel]

That's 'cause you're waay hot.

What's lower on the pole: a blackjack slave or a rat-eyed monkey?

 

[Private Vasquez]

the monkey.

 

[p_p_man]

I saw a sign the other day...

"Manu's For Spare Parts" outside a vehicle spares shop.

Only the second time I've seen the name...

 

[Problem Child]

That's 'cause you're waay hot.

What's lower on the pole: a blackjack slave or a rat-eyed monkey?

I dunno, but I think chinkaziod is really bad. He seems to dislike them a lot. Whenever he calls me a rat-eyed monkey though, I get a warm feeling...the sort of warm feeling that only a rat-eyed monkey and a brain-damaged ignoramus can share.

Call me crazy, I think I love the little racist!

 

[Laurel]

I've got a soft spot for him, too. Right on top of my head.

 

[Laurel]

PC is still waay hot. Waay.