Problem Child and his dog.

[busybody..]

Talking Dog For Sale

In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

 

[Problem Child]

busybody stole a bad joke and changed it to fit his agenda.

Whoopee.

 

[glamorilla]

i think it would be funny if the dog was like the talking frog from the cartoon and it breaks out in song and dance but only when pc's looking therefore setting off a chain reaction of comedic events.

 

[Guest]

Kill the dog.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Is this a joke thread because I have a good one:

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

busybody stole a bad joke and changed it to fit his agenda.

And STILL doesn't provide a link.

Argh.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Okay, this one is better:


There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

 

[Problem Child]

bb, was this the U.S. senator you claim to have fornicated?

That's right, it's Dixie Bibb Graves (D-Alabama), 1937-1938. Did she let you do anal?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I am determined to make someone laugh soon, but I am about out of funny stuff.

 

[Spinaroonie]

bb, was this the U.S. senator you claim to have fornicated?

That's right, it's Dixie Bibb Graves (D-Alabama), 1937-1938. Did she let you do anal?

5...... MILLION.

I lol'd.