Probably the millionth UK thread, seeking time zone compatible females

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Probably the millionth UK male thread, seeking time zone compatible females

Hello,

Thank you for taking the time to stick your nose in and check out my personal. Most kind!

So first things first, I will be open and address the potential elephant in the room. I am not single. I accept such a bombshell is not to everyone’s taste and if it’s not for you, please leave without sharing your opinion. After the election, whether you are red, blue, yellow, green or something else there is plenty enough vitriol knocking about as it is!

So, who are you? Female would be the desired outcome! Your location is not hugely important but we’ve both got lives to lead, jobs to try and hold down so if our time zones are not compatible we might struggle and who wants to waste time, eh? We are in this life for a good time, not a long one!

Cheeky, open, talkative, inquisitive. Open minded to how our embryonic online friendship develops as right now, an actual connection with a woman is hugely important. Anything without will not be of a great deal of substance or satisfaction to either of us in the end.

What do I want? It’s a valid question and one that I cannot honestly answer. Obviously, I am aware of what this site is about so that’s a given but I want to get to know someone, share a life, anecdotes and see where it leads us. I am hugely drawn to voices and accents so, once we’ve achieved each other’s trust, I would like to chat with you.

I am not blessed with huge swathes of free time but one day, in the future, I wouldn’t rule out meeting. So, I suppose, if you’re based in the UK that would be great.

So, who am I? I think that’s important as I’ve had all manner of kerfuffle trying to access my profile. I gave up before I wanted to swear at the site!

I’m 36, based in the Home Counties, not too far from London. Infrequently have the delights of the North West for work.

Very tall, huge feet (pain in the arse to buy shoes but they prevent me from falling over so, small mercies), shaved brown hair, blue eyes and a vivid imagination, a way with words (so I am told) and a dark sense of humour.

My free time is spent exercising, one way or any other, gym, football, badminton, swimming, cycling so I am fairly healthy but do not be mislead, bronzed, tank like Adonis, I am not! Don’t want you being sold a vision that is not accurate!!

So, that’s a brief, well as brief as I could make it, introduction to me.

If you made it this far, you’ve my respect. Your reward will no doubt await you in heaven or on the New Years Honours List.

If you’re curious to learn a little more, I’d absolutely love to hear from you.

If you’re not in anyway curious, sorry and fair play for getting to the point of reading this.

If you’re undecided, go on, what’s the worst that can happen? Randomly, I am now thinking about the Dr Pepper advert of yesteryear

Peace out Lit people
 
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Friendly bump for a newcomer.

Thank you so much.

I glean my personal failed to hit the right note so I will attempt to be more direct, might need a new thread but I’ll see how I go, as so far I’ve swapped a couple of messages and the other messages I’ve received have been kind enough to praise the post !

If you’re on the fence, send me a message, let’s learn about one another, build the tension, explore the run of the mill and more risqué sides of our mind and then work towards providing a release for each other.

In the meantime, if you know any blind people and know how they know when they’re finished wiping when they go to the toilet, let me know so I have something to consider and discuss until a female brave enough wants to come and say hello.
 
There is a storm coming, it’s a miserable day. Let’s see what Sunday brings us, let’s have a chat and see what occurs. Who knows, we might even have fun!
 
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