Private Vasquez

[Laurel]

Dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

LOL!

dude, not again...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Laurel, get out of my fucking brain.

I was just about to start a Vasquez thread myself.

I think the poor man/woman needs some makeup tips, and I'm just the girl to do it.

 

[Sillyman]

Again dude.

 

[Laurel]

The last few nights, threads titled "Private Vasquez" have kept me entertained. I'm bored, so I thought that by creating a "Private Vasquez" thread I could, like, recreate the magic, ya know? Build it and they'll come, and all that corny Kevin Costner bullshit. Yep.

 

[Sillyman]

Laurel, get out of my fucking brain.

I was just about to start a Vasquez thread myself.

Hey, all the girls love Barbie. And she's an alien dude.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, get out of my fucking brain.

No. It's nice in here.

 

[Private Vasquez]

what kinda tips you got for me, Ms. Fruit?

but is it really as much fun without the manboobs?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sillyman]

what kinda tips you got for me, Ms. Fruit?

but is it really as much fun without the manboobs?

Ruby can improvise manboobs dude. In fact, I think Ruby wants to give you mamboobs. Then you can have connections with the Cosa Nostra.

 

[Private Vasquez]

hehehehe...it's not my fault with the man thing

 

[Shaq]

Dude.

*blinks*

*waits for punchline*

*walks away*

 

[Clitfucker]

Stop this shit right now GOD DAMMIT.

 

[Laurel]

Suuure it isn't.

Aiko just fell off my monitor onto my desk and into my lap. Scared the hell out of me. My heart's still racing. She was sleeping and tried to roll over or something. Dummy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Laurel, you'll wind up even more of a perv than you already are if you continue to hang out in here.

Vasquez, first of all, were you stoned when you put on that eye liner? I mean really, the line is not supposed to go half way down one side of your face.

 

[alexandraaah]

Stop this shit right now GOD DAMMIT.

Aw, baby, don't be sore.

 

[Guest]

We're here. Whadya want?

 

[Sillyman]

Hey chill dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Stop this shit right now GOD DAMMIT.

we're just doin' some benchpress, dude. what's the big deal?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Vasquez, first of all, were you stoned when you put on that eye liner? I mean really, the line is not supposed to go half way down one side of your face.

Kate Moss did it for me...isn't she sweet?

 

[Sillyman]

Dude needs to take a pill or something dude.

Kate Moss sucks dude.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You trusted that druged out whore?

Next time, babe, come to me.

 

[Private Vasquez]

so, you mean, you don't like it??

 

[Clitfucker]

I am too damn drunk right now to give a shit.

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude, then why are you yelling? trying to cause a scene, dude