Private Vasquez.

[Laurel]

dude, it's only because the material is so good, dude.

Totally, dude.

 

[Guest]

LOL dude, I'll care for and nurture them as if they were my own kid, dude.

Don't patronize us, motherfucker. We're not just blobs of meat you can dismiss.

We're manboobs, bitch. We have our manboob pride.

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude, I don't know that kids and manboobs should be thought of in the same way, dude. But reading stories to them might be nice, dude.

 

[Clitfucker]

dude, I don't know that kids and manboobs should be thought of in the same way, dude. But reading stories to them might be nice, dude.

Dude, thanks for the advice, dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

anytime, dude. I'm always here to help, dude.

 

[OpposingBalance]

Gawd, this thread is great.
Hmmmmm...
*Wondering who Clitfuckers Manboobs really is...*

 

[Laurel]

Gawd, this thread is great.

It really is. I think this could easily be one of my top all-time 10 favorites.

 

[Clitfucker]

anytime, dude. I'm always here to help, dude.

Dude, I totally understand, mind if I call you my brother, dude?

 

[Private Vasquez]

uh, sure, dude.

I'm sure your manboobs would appreciate some affection, dude

 

[Guest]

uh, sure, dude.

I'm sure your manboobs would appreciate some affection, dude

Screw him, dude. We're not letting him touch us now.

Self-loathing hillbilly fuckstick.

 

[Clitfucker]

uh, sure, dude.

I'm sure your manboobs would appreciate some affection, dude

LOL, thanks dude, I'm caressing one nipple right now, dude.

 

[Guest]

Get your hand of us, reprobate.

 

[Clitfucker]

Get your hand of us, reprobate.

Uh no dude, cuz it just feels too damn good, dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

try this:

"These are my manboobs. There are many like them but these ones are mine. My manboobs are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, my manboobs are useless. Without my manboobs, I am useless."

then chug-a-lug

 

[Clitfucker]

try this:

"These are my manboobs. There are many like them but these ones are mine. My manboobs are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, my manboobs are useless. Without my manboobs, I am useless."

then chug-a-lug

LOL, OH SHIT dude that was priceless, dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

add some dudes too...for that certain flair that only you could provide.

 

[Clitfucker]

add some dudes too...for that certain flair that only you could provide.

Yeah dude, that is most certainly true, dude.

 

[OpposingBalance]

try this:

"These are my manboobs. There are many like them but these ones are mine. My manboobs are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, my manboobs are useless. Without my manboobs, I am useless."

then chug-a-lug

ROFLMAO*3
*choking...*can't breathe...*dying yet again...*