Private Vasquez .....

[Rubyfruit]

Cracks me up.

You are one clever woman.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Don't say that...I'll get a big head...

You're beautiful...in more ways than one, Rubyfruit

 

[glamorilla]

As always Ruby your words speak truth.

 

[Private Vasquez]

sssshhhhh!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Isn't Barbi's head already disproportionately large?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I think it used to be, but since the new models are "more realistic" it just can't be...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Realistic? Have you seen the impossible waistline on those dolls?

Thank you for your earlier compliment.

 

[Private Vasquez]

she's very realistic...I'm always seeing 7' tall women, who can't wear flats with measurements of roughly 38-18-40...it's all too common...

 

[JazzManJim]

I gotta say, I like her style, too (not Barbie, that is).

 

[Rubyfruit]

she's very realistic...I'm always seeing 7' tall women, who can't wear flats with measurements of roughly 38-18-40...it's all too common...

Now that you mention it. I'm *cough* sortof *cough* built like that.

 

[Private Vasquez]

and there you have it! Do you have the large cranial unit too?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, and it's quite rare on a 1963 model, let me tell you.

Hey, do you have the Jackie Kennedy inaugural outfit? I'd like to borrow it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

is that the one with the blood stains on it? Cuz that's a bit morbid...

Let me check my big, pink, plastic box for it...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Pre-assassination, please!


You have a pink box?

 

[Private Vasquez]

don't all the girls?

 

[Laurel]

Now that you mention it. I'm *cough* sortof *cough* built like that.

Me too...except for the I'm not 7' tall, I can wear flats, and my measurements aren't 38-18-40. Oh, and my features aren't all perfect & even. Other than that, I'm a dead ringer.

I used to cut Barbie's hair and color it and her face with markers.

 

[Private Vasquez]

she looks so beautiful with those chunks of hair sticking out all over her head....and with the black eye I drew...stunning!

 

[Rubyfruit]

don't all the girls?

Ummm....Looking (thank god I'm gymnist Barbie) ..... pink box?

Fuck! It's not there!

 

[Private Vasquez]

hmmm...you may need medical attention...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do you have the OB/GYN Nurse Barbie outfit?

If so, baby, my legs are in the fucking strirrups.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

hmmmm


fucking styrups


/me is intrigued

 

[Rubyfruit]

Juspar, you need to take more av pictures.

The current expression doesn't adequately convey the state of intrigue.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Thank you hon, that's the closest I've come to a smile tonight.

 

[Sillyman]

I would like to say I am thrilled that I now know Private Vasquez is a girl. I can like her now.

 

[glamorilla]

Damn!

I was hoping he really was a private!


(Silyman...that avatar is just too much!)