Private V.

[CoolidgEffect]

Are you lactating or do you have nipple extenders on your Avatar?

 

[BustyTheClown]

Man, I hope they're plastic... they're icky.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I stole some weenies from a can of Beanie Weenies and stuck 'em on.

Whyfore do you ask?

 

[Siren]

 

[Rubyfruit]

They are impressive. I'll say that.

 

[Private Vasquez]

They do kinda look fake....maybe they are.

Don't really know, though. They don't belong to I.

You love me, Siren. I know it.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I stole some weenies from a can of Beanie Weenies and stuck 'em on.

Whyfore do you ask?

Just curious if it was going to be a new trend.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

it totally freaks me out

it is so totally unsexy
and
so totally undesireable.

I hate it.

I bet they are better that a poke in the eye with a froze turd.

(I always try to look at the positive.)

 

[Private Vasquez]

Nah. It's just me.

They make me giggle. After I'm all done dry heaving, of course.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Nah. It's just me.

They make me giggle. After I'm all done dry heaving, of course.

There was a thread about a woman that nursed her 8 yr old son ...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Again with the dry heaving...

eeeewww! It t'weren't me!

 

[Siren]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Again with the dry heaving...

eeeewww! It t'weren't me!

Oh, I wasn't insinuating it was you. It's not you in the AV.

So I can see how you search of your Barby AVs. How'd you find this one?

Google: World's Longest Nipples

Or

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rolling Cooky Dough On Your Breasts.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Udderly Delicious Vienna Sausages

 

[freakygirl]

I'm hurt

My nipples are exactly like that.. and you guys are making fun of them?

How rude

 

[Private Vasquez]

These are yours???!!!

Wholy!!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I am glad I cought that at the bottom.

It is an interesting point. Someone having an AV of another person on Lit or one that looks like them.

People have been know to post their body parts on Lit ya know.

I'm hurt

My nipples are exactly like that.. and you guys are making fun of them?

How rude

 

[freakygirl]

It was caused from breastfeeding all 12 of yayatis kids..

He wouldn't let me bottle feed them...

said it wasn't proper.

 

[Private Vasquez]

But he's a virgin....

That's enough spicy pickle for you, freaky. Move away from the six paq.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

It was caused from breastfeeding all 12 of yayatis kids..

He wouldn't let me bottle feed them...

said it wasn't proper.

Lazy bastard didn't want to get out of bed in the middle of the night? I bet he did change any poopy diapers either!

 

[freakygirl]

we didn't have sex..

artificial insemination (spelling? I'm to lazy to think)

And no.. he didn't change poopy diapers.. not even his own.

 

[Ginny]

I bet they are better that a poke in the eye with a froze turd.

<giggling>

 

[Ginny]

Udderly Delicious Vienna Sausages

<giggling again>