Private Messages

[MissTaken]

An important lesson learned many, many months ago is that I will never pm anything I wouldn't post publicly.

Those "behind the scenes" comments have a way of biting you in the arse.

So, at the risk of opening a very old can of worms, here is a thread for us to make those "private messages" public.

Have some fun with it!

 

[MissTaken]

Dear ****,

NIce av, wanna fuck?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[MissTaken]

Hi ADR,

How's it going? I have been thinking of you and am sending you more hugs.

 

[MissTaken]

Hey Z!

What's the beverage of choice for you and your friend?

I need to stock up.

 

[MissTaken]

Dear ****,

Yep, I saw that thread and I am on it!

Thanks for caring enough to give me the head's up.

 

[MissTaken]

To whom it may concern,

standard message

I moved your personal ad to the personal's forum where it should get the response that you are hoping for.

I would invite you to read the sticky about personal ads where you will find links to threads specific to BDSM.

then there are times when I want to say...

Awwww hell.

Your personal ad sucks. Ya better rewrite it over on the personal's forum. And don't let me catch you posting another ad on this forum or I will chase you down with my flogger and teach you the meaning of obedience!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Hi MissT,

I want to tell you where I went last night and what I did. It was quite something. There was a new art exhibit at the Bellagio. The collection spanned 500 years from a British noble house. Among the things and works of art I saw was a letter written by Queen Elizabeth I and books that belonged to Galileo and Copernicus. There were sketches by Rembrandt and Durer, a handcarved wood rosary that belonged to Henry VIII.

It was awe-inspiring to think that those great people held or created those things. It was a great evening.

I feel the hugs and send them back to you. Thank you. I am doing really fine. ;-)

 

[Desdemona]

Dear_____________

Thank you for your guidance. I'm learning to look in between the lines. You know who you are. *smiles*

 

[WillowPuss]

I had one recently from somebody called wellhungone

he (i presume) said he loved my writing as was I as good as that?



hmmm ... how to answer.
what writing
am I as good as what?

*yawn*

 

[Zaudika]

Hey Z!

What's the beverage of choice for you and your friend?

I need to stock up.

Hi MissT!

I'm mostly a water drinker so no worries. I'm still trying to work out the details of getting down there.

Hugs,

-Z

 

[Daedalus77]

The most bizarre PM I've ever gotten-

"In watermelonsugar the deed were done and done again as my life is done in Watermelon"

What does it mean? I have no idea and I didn't recognize who sent it and there was no further contact.

 

[morninggirl5]

I had one recently from somebody called wellhungone

he (i presume) said he loved my writing as was I as good as that?



hmmm ... how to answer.
what writing
am I as good as what?

*yawn*

LOL

I got a PM from the same person. I haven't even posted more than 10 posts in the past month.

 

[il mio angelo]

Since Zaudika and I have become such great friends, I have received more than one PM asking if we were interested in submitting together....

One even said "it would be cool if you two could dress alike, and talk alike".... I sang the theme song to the Patty Duke show for three days after that. lol

 

[Daedalus77]

Since Zaudika and I have become such great friends, I have received more than one PM asking if we were interested in submitting together....

One even said "it would be cool if you two could dress alike, and talk alike".... I sang the theme song to the Patty Duke show for three days after that. lol

You sang the theme song and thought of what? WEG

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I've been trying to bag all you chicks for almost a year now...am I sending the wrong sort of PM?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

manwhoreslut

And you point is what, exactly?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Krinaia]

I've been trying to bag all you chicks for almost a year now...am I sending the wrong sort of PM?

i'm not into bagging. just send me dirty pms about how you're going to tie my to your headboard and proceed to torture me.


though, i do have to ask.... paper or plastic?

 

[MissTaken]

Dear Utility company,

I will send an estimated payment on your estimated reading and I estimate that payment to be mailed sometime this year.



I know, not a private message, but grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Krinaia]

Past Phone Bill:

Charges: $0.58


Cost of envelope: $0.05
Cost of Stamp; $0.33
Charge bank gave me for writing a check: $0.50
Late fee for not paying bill on time: $2.22


Frustration for having to pay 88 cents to pay a 58 cent bill: unendless .... why couldn't i just tape 58 cents to an index card and stick her in the mail?

 

[His Flower]

Past Phone Bill:

Charges: $0.58


Cost of envelope: $0.05
Cost of Stamp; $0.33
Charge bank gave me for writing a check: $0.50
Late fee for not paying bill on time: $2.22


Frustration for having to pay 88 cents to pay a 58 cent bill: unendless .... why couldn't i just tape 58 cents to an index card and stick her in the mail?

you can try doing the online thing?


His Flower

 

[Krinaia]

well, I do now... this was back in my freshman year before i learned the joys and pains of technology to it's fullest extent.


i never get weird, random pms