Private massage problem

[Aphro]

There is no such thing as a happy ending.

 

[Disgustipated]

If you didn't want a finger jammed up your arse at the end you should have checked the proper box on the check-in sheet.

 

[Conager]

There is no such thing as a happy ending.

Does this private, of which you speak, rhyme with ostate-pray?

 

[Aphro]

Does this private, of which you speak, rhyme with ostate-pray?

LOL. Nah.

Just had to do the parody thread.

Because this place is getting goddamn dull. Everyone has election anesthesia.

 

[neci]

my private mvssage problem has been solved. at least mediocrely . i had to hump it today. it was quite embarrassing, but the only way to hit the spot.

 

[RawHumor]

Sometimes you just have to pay a little extra

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Everyone has erection anesthesia.

#MakeAPostPenisCenteredWithOnlyOneWordTweak

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/illK6U.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Because this place is getting goddamn dull.

It's because I haven't been around.

 

[CleverCowardice]

If you're letting me touch your naked body then you're almost certainly starting the massage in a pretty sad place, so when it's finally over you'll be relieved I'm no longer pawing at you and "accidentally" grinding my crotch into you. There's your goddamn happy ending.

 

[thør]

There is no such thing as a happy ending.

But, but, butt....

 

[spacekowboy]

You want 20 dolla or 40 dolla?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Hard to find a girl who gives good handjobs without some initial training on my likes and dislikes. Rub & tug girls are lousy at it, even being 'professionals'. Admittedly only went once, really drunk, but expected her to know how. Way too much oil and Jaeger, couldn't feel a thing. She was smoking hot too. Had more fun discussing paganism with her.