Prisoners in niggatown, it's a dirty little war

[riff]

I picked her up just after ten. Went to an art bar and listened to some percussionists fucking rock on bongos and drums with a guitar thrown in for color while I stood in front of the mike and recited/made up poetry. I mixed up Robert Frost and tossed in Ginsberg for effect. I had hot bitches all over me and tried to talk the owner into doing a webcast.

We ditched that place for a working man's bar where we danced like drunk monkey's and made people roll their eyes. I nearly got into a fight hitting on two women. Their husbands were on me in a flash. Smoothed them all down and bought them a round of drinks. I got 4 new friends.

Next door we went to a titty bar. I made friends with all the girls and bought my date a lap dance from a black chick named Crystal who had an ass that was suicide with legs. Paid her the customary 20, threw in 5 bucks and told her to rock my friends world. She did. She must have. D hugged me so hard and told me she was so glad we had become freinds. She's a massage therapist. I'd say she owes me one.

Tell me I don't know how to treat a woman. I dare you.

We had a fucking blast.

 

[riff]

Oh, I forgot. I also turned on one of the bongo players onto John Zorn.

Add one freind to that list I made!

 

[Problem Child]

woohoo!

riff's gettin' busy with the girlie with the good hands,

girlie with the good hands,

girlie with the good hands!

woohoo!


here's something just for you riffy!

 

[Ginny]

<wistful sigh>.......oooooh those days of dancing like a drunk monkey in a hole in the wall bar......glad you had fun, riff.......

 

[riff]

That's hot PC. But I know you are just trying to distract me so that you can fuck my Rebecca.

Hey dude, did you know that Jewel is now producing her own line of video? She is! Yesterday after school I was a the video store and saw the box covers. I didn't rent one because I wanted to catch up on the Anabolic Assman series and Unnatural Sex.

I rented Assman 18 and Assman 19 and Unnatural Sex 6. I have not yet watched them, but I highly recommend them to anyone, as Anabolic and Diabolic make premium hardcore chit.

rock on, brother, rock on!

 

[freescorfr]

I hope you'll be happy enough visiting France, Riff. It's all very sedate here - even the clubs. You'll have women all over you if you behave like that - unmarried ones at that.
Olleron is one free titty beach.

 

[Marxist]

woohoo!

here's something just for you riffy!

That girl looks like she's been wounded with an ax in the middle. Jeez....

 

[Rambling Rose]

Why does riff always get the good porn? Huh?

 

[Problem Child]

That's hot PC. But I know you are just trying to distract me so that you can fuck my Rebecca.

Hey dude, did you know that Jewel is now producing her own line of video? She is! Yesterday after school I was a the video store and saw the box covers. I didn't rent one because I wanted to catch up on the Anabolic Assman series and Unnatural Sex.

I rented Assman 18 and Assman 19 and Unnatural Sex 6. I have not yet watched them, but I highly recommend them to anyone, as Anabolic and Diabolic make premium hardcore chit.

rock on, brother, rock on!

She's hot, hot fucking super-duperhot!

Marxist, get off the gluetrain, Jewel has the finest Ass/Pussy assembly of the modern age!

wooo-hooo!

Whores!

heh.

 

[riff]

I love being 39 years old. I am in therapy and I am learning how to have fun. When I turn 40, I'm gonna turn the fucking world upside down on it's head.

Don't you ever feel grateful to be yourself? Truly. I am not making up my date. We really did all that shit. And you know we didn't even kiss. Don't want to. We are both learning how to be friends without fucking each other.

The working man's bar was fun. We made a pact. I told her to go hit on men, and I'll hit on girls. I told her, this is the shit- neither of us have to worry about rejection. If a guy turns you down and it doesn't feel good, you come back to me. If I get slapped I'll come back to you.

I highly suggest this arrangement. It works like a motherfucker. Good, clean, safe, healthy, wholesome fun. Last night was awesome and I have not fallen in love with my friend. People of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!

 

[RastaPope]

Riff, in the year or so I've been lurking here, is one of the baddest cats I've ever seen.

 

[riff]

That girl looks like she's been wounded with an ax in the middle. Jeez....

Black women are cool. So beautiful. You should have seen Crystal, marxist. When I say her ass was suicide with legs, I mean it. You know the kind where in that place where the thigh meets the ass there is that "buckle" and it almost makes little points that dart out to the side? I wish I could describe it. Maybe I need to post a pic so the type of ass she had.

I told one of the white girls that I wanted to see her in a sweater with khakis on and a stupid add a bead necklace in front of a white mini-van. She laughed her ass off and shook it in my face. The bounce told me I had to back away from the stage.

Next thing I know, I've got other dancers telling me that the place was filled with assholes. Drunk frat boys, not tipping shit, wearing their stupid assed polo shits and baseball caps. If I were a tyrant, I'd gas them all on principle.

 

[riff]

Crystals ass

It looked something like this, only it was a little fuller and rounder. And darker, of course.

 

[riff]

I liked crystals ass. and i like that one too.

Don't mind me. I am just talking to myself now.