Princess Fuck sighting

[Rhys]

this just in........AP wire

Princess Fuck and her Royal Copulating Court of Fuckettes has just been sighted at the Mandalay Bay Casino Resort in (fucking hot as hell) Las Vegas NV.

The Princess declined comment on check in, but rumor has it there are copious quantities of strawberries, champagne and cabana boys on route to her room as I type this...

film at midnight.

 

[Summery]

You know how rumors are. Some are better than other's

You forgot about the Jacuzzi tub. This is where the best action has taken place so far with the Fuckettes and I.
We are patiently awaiting your arrival, when should we expect you?

I hope you didn't mind that I invited a few of them back to your place later on for a late night skinny dipping. Besides, I want to see for myself if you really do have a window above your bed. Strictly to for the view of the moon and stars, of course.

Tomorrow we shall see all the sights. Oh yeah, did I mention you will be the tour guide.

It really is hotter than hell here. Good thing the evenings attire is naked.

Now would you answer your bloody phone, I need you to do me a little favor on your way over here.

 

[Rhys]

This also just in:

Apparently the local swami has been called in to summon the ghost of John Entwhistle. Seems the Fuckettes are feeling a might frisky tonight...

 

[Rhys]

Re: You know how rumors are. Some are better than other's

You forgot about the Jacuzzi tub. This is where the best action has taken place so far with the Fuckettes and I.
We are patiently awaiting your arrival, when should we expect you?

I hope you didn't mind that I invited a few of them back to your place later on for a late night skinny dipping. Besides, I want to see for myself if you really do have a window above your bed. Strictly to for the view of the moon and stars, of course.

Tomorrow we shall see all the sights. Oh yeah, did I mention you will be the tour guide.

It really is hotter than hell here. Good thing the evenings attire is naked.

Now would you answer your bloody phone, I need you to do me a little favor on your way over here.

Anything your little heart desires Milady...

 

[Summery]

Remember all those talks of Fountain Jumping?

A couple of hours from now, I will be in the mood to see what you are really made of. What's your friends number again, you know, just in case I need to get bail money.

Btw~ It's dark chocolate, not milk chocolate. The strawberries are lonely over here.

 

[Guest]

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[Rhys]

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Hope I'm on that list, Summery

FOXY!!!!
come on over honey! We missed ya!

 

[Summery]

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Hope I'm on that list, Summery

As if my night couldn't get any better.

FOXY MAMA!!!!!!!!!

I have missed you.

As you can see, you have a lot of catching up to do.

I so heart you.

 

[Rhys]

Remember all those talks of Fountain Jumping?

A couple of hours from now, I will be in the mood to see what you are really made of. What's your friends number again, you know, just in case I need to get bail money.

Btw~ It's dark chocolate, not milk chocolate. The strawberries are lonely over here.

I'll pm you with J's number but don't count on him following the directions to the hotel...although I don't know how he could miss the bloody thing but this is J we are talking about here

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[Summery]

I'll pm you with J's number but don't count on him following the directions to the hotel...although I don't know how he could miss the bloody thing but this is J we are talking about here

Yeah I know better about J. I will just get his credit card number.
Otherwise you might end up doing some serious time.

You'll miss me.

 

[Summery]

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Glad to see you happy, sweets

I heart that you heart me

You are always in my heart and thoughts.

You just need to catch a flight out this way. There's plenty of room where we are staying.

This act will be here until Thursday. No cover charge.

 

[Rhys]

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for you, too

How the hell have you been...

 

[Rhys]

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You are always in my heart and thoughts.

You just need to catch a flight out this way. There's plenty of room where we are staying.

This act will be here until Thursday. No cover charge.

and I leave in the morning. I miss fucking everything

 

[Guest]

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[Summery]

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and I leave in the morning. I miss fucking everything

I know. *deep sigh*

But, we'll take really good care of you until you have to leave to the airport. We will see to it you sleep like a baby on your long flight.

 

[Rhys]

them's some beautiful lips ya got there babe!













I've missed flirting with you