Priest plays matchmaker

[Brandnewbuddy]

So instead of Priest getting laid, I thought it would be fun to have a story where he instead plays matchmaker for his hornier parishioners

For example: one guy confessed to constantly masturbating to thoughts of the women in town. While a woman in town confesses to fantasizing about having a man as a slave who she can use and inflict punishment on.

So he sets them up under the guise of contrition. He tells the guy: “you must go forth and prostrate yourself before this woman whom you have wronged and accept whatever punishment she doles out.”

while he tells her: “You must take a penitent into your care, you must accept their sins and lay out their punishment but do so with love and care and render mercy unto them after their punishment”

Next week he takes their confessions and finds they’ve worked out an arrangement

 

[Carnevil9]

You could keep it simple: both male and female congregants confess to excessive masturbating, so he starts hooking them up, on the theory that premarital sex is less of a sin than masturbation.