Pretty Maids, All in a Row

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I like classic movies, and so ai watch TCM. A couple of nights ago, I was watching and they showed "Pretty Maids All in a Row" staring Rock Hudson. Angie Dickinson and Telly Savalas were also in it. It's kind of a "B" movie from 1971.

The reason I'm saying all of this is because I saw this on Showtime, years ago. There are several pretty girls in this movie, in various stages of undress. A few of them were totally naked. Rock, was fucking them. He was the football coach and guidance counselor of the high school, and the girls all swooned for him. But, I digress...

Theh point of this post is to say I'm amazed! TCM showed this movie AND the naked girls with no cuts, that I could see. I saw five naked women in this movie, and one even was a full frontal nude shot for about 10 seconds...pussy hair and all. There was even a shot of Angie Dickinson's naked body as she lay in bed. This high school kid was caressing her naked ass..

So, when did basic cable change? OK, this was shown about 2:00 in the morning, so maybe they thought it was OK to show nakedness (and I'm not complaining), but is that legal? I mean...this was basic cable!

I also recently saw a show on the history channel where there were guys saying some pretty crude words for basic cable. They were saing fuck and shit and various combinations of just about anything you've heard in a locker room. Again, I'm not complalining but when did basic cable change? This kind of stuff has ALWAYS been bleeped out.

I recently saw Kate Beckinsale on Conan O'Brian. God, she's hot. I could listen to her talk all day long. I nkow it's partly her accent, but she's also quite pretty. She was talking about a sex scene she had to play with a guy, and O'Brian was asking all of these sexy questions that I'd like to ask. But, she wasn't bothered by them at all. Love those Brits!

She was asked how the guy kept his equipment out of the way during the scene. SHe said he had a problem because although he was wearing a "cock sock" (which is what they call the sack thing men will wear in a sex scene to keep their cock out of the way), it kept changing positions on him, and he had to fold his cock nearly in two to get it to stay in one place. She said it was probably all black and numb after shooting the scene, and she felt sorry for him.

But, getting back to what basic cable is allowed to do, this was a network program, and it was about midnight, but they bleeped the word cock every time she said "cock sock". She said "oh, can I say 'cock sock'? Oh, well, I guess I already have, haven't I, then." So, they knew it was getting bleeped, and for the next few minutes both she and O'Brian fit "cock sock" into the conversation, as much as they could. I loved watching her mouth when she said the word cock. I think I would have been hard, if it handn't been bleeped out.

Anyway, so did I just see a couple of freak shows where the cable nazis missed the no-no scenes? Or have the censors lightened up? Or, do they just go to sleep earlier, these days?

Sorry, for the lack of a straight thought, in this post. I do think I said what I wanted, though. I guess Kate affects me more than I thought. But, they never show her ass in that black leather body suit she wears. Damn censors!
 
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I remember seeing that movie years ago, and it was all cut to hell. I don't remember naked scenes at all.

But I am getting old, lol.

Cable has a lot of stuff on late at night. They don't show men cause a hard cock is rated X. But they do show the floppy dick shot! And lots of asses.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I remember seeing that movie years ago, and it was all cut to hell. I don't remember naked scenes at all.

But I am getting old, lol.

Cable has a lot of stuff on late at night. They don't show men cause a hard cock is rated X. But they do show the floppy dick shot! And lots of asses.
But this wasn't a pay channel. It was basic cable, which is just like network TV. What they showed would be considered at least R rated, for sexual situations and nudity. I've seen a lot of shows that normally would have nudity in them be chopped up by these stations, but not this time. It looked just like I remember seeing it on Showtime, years back. I just thought it was strange.

Oh, and there were no actual sex scenes in this movie...just before and after. There was one heavy petting scene, but it was in a dark car. Still, there was no problem seeing what she looked like. And, there were a fair amount of nude and topless women laying around.

On a side note...I don't know how old Angie Dickinson was when the movie was filmed, but she looked HOT! :p


Remember now, Eb. We are Dom/mes. We don't get old, we get better!
 
Basic cable does have rules and regulations regarding content. Until 10:00 PM, they're identical to network television. From 10-Midnight, they're a little more relaxed, as regards language. Midnight to three or four in the morning, far far more relaxed. Comedy Central puts things like Friar's Club Roasts on in that timeframe, completely uncut, no matter how foul they get. From 4:00 AM to 10:00 PM, back to tight restrictions.

Generally speaking anyway. People are getting smarter about their TV remotes, and the Parental controls, after all. Six to twelve steps behind the kids, of course, but getting smarter... :D
 
I like to watch bondage scenes on basic cable just to see how the mainstream is dealing with the topic in the media (the consensus seems to be, "bondage is OK so long as it's extremely badly done) and I also keep an eye on nudity just because I like it. I haven't seen anything like what you describe in "Pretty Maids" on basic cable, but then, I don't watch much basic cable late at night. So I could be missing something.

The one area that seems to have loosened up considerably is female butts. More and more frequently, and in more and more venues, it's OK to show women wearing string thongs on their backside, which is very much like showing them wearing nothing at all. However, most such shots are extremely brief, lasting only a second or two. None of that lengthy ogling that male viewers would like.

There are exceptions. A few years ago, a UPN TV series called "Special Unit 2" had the usual cops-in-a-strip-club scene going on, except that one of the strippers did a slow split sliding down a pole, seen from the back, and then bounded up and down serveral times, and you could actually see her female bits bulging her thong as she bounced, because the camera moved right in on her butt. I've not seen anything like it since. So things do slip through.
 
PatPowers said:
I like to watch bondage scenes on basic cable just to see how the mainstream is dealing with the topic in the media (the consensus seems to be, "bondage is OK so long as it's extremely badly done) and I also keep an eye on nudity just because I like it. I haven't seen anything like what you describe in "Pretty Maids" on basic cable, but then, I don't watch much basic cable late at night. So I could be missing something.

The one area that seems to have loosened up considerably is female butts. More and more frequently, and in more and more venues, it's OK to show women wearing string thongs on their backside, which is very much like showing them wearing nothing at all. However, most such shots are extremely brief, lasting only a second or two. None of that lengthy ogling that male viewers would like.

There are exceptions. A few years ago, a UPN TV series called "Special Unit 2" had the usual cops-in-a-strip-club scene going on, except that one of the strippers did a slow split sliding down a pole, seen from the back, and then bounded up and down serveral times, and you could actually see her female bits bulging her thong as she bounced, because the camera moved right in on her butt. I've not seen anything like it since. So things do slip through.
What really makes this interesting is in most areas, UPN was a broadcast network.
 
I've noticed a steady decline in censorship in the media as well. I support it, but it can be a little shocking at times.

I do remember when hearing the word "ass" on TV somehow felt unusual. Now it seems that broadcast television have shows that include every swear word but the f-bomb and radio is even worse. I don't know if I've seen nudity, but the amount of violence shown on tv seems to be more extreme as well.

Truthfully, I'm not sure how I feel about it.
 
An outsider's ramblings:
From across the ocean it seems like in the US nudity/sex gets censored more than violence. I don't know if that's true, but it seems like it.
Here, it's most certainly the other way round. Which I prefer, because sex is less dangerous than violence.
 
chris9 said:
An outsider's ramblings:
From across the ocean it seems like in the US nudity/sex gets censored more than violence. I don't know if that's true, but it seems like it.
Here, it's most certainly the other way round. Which I prefer, because sex is less dangerous than violence.

I completely agree with that, and it's something that really and truly bothers me about American society.

Desensitization to sex is infinitely less dangerous than desensitization to violence.
 
Marquis said:
I completely agree with that, and it's something that really and truly bothers me about American society.

Desensitization to sex is infinitely less dangerous than desensitization to violence.

Case in point, the debacle of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In case you don't know what I mean...
It's an extremely violent game that was rated "M"...
The game rating equivolent of an "R"
After a (fully clothed) sex minigame was removed from regular gameplay, but the content left on the discs, hackers found it and brought it to public attention.

The ESRB (Entertainment Software Ratings Board...think MPAA) got all kinds of red hot pissed and recalled their "M (Mature)" rating, and replaced it with an "AO (Adults Only)" which no video game retailer will sell.

Hooray for stupidity!
 
lne_iii said:
Case in point, the debacle of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In case you don't know what I mean...
It's an extremely violent game that was rated "M"...
The game rating equivolent of an "R"
After a (fully clothed) sex minigame was removed from regular gameplay, but the content left on the discs, hackers found it and brought it to public attention.

The ESRB (Entertainment Software Ratings Board...think MPAA) got all kinds of red hot pissed and recalled their "M (Mature)" rating, and replaced it with an "AO (Adults Only)" which no video game retailer will sell.

Hooray for stupidity!

Yep! It is alright for the kids to slice and dice, but nooo sex. No wonder America has a sex hangup...still. The Puritan ethic has mutated.
 
Ebonyfire said:
Yep! It is alright for the kids to slice and dice, but nooo sex. No wonder America has a sex hangup...still. The Puritan ethic has mutated.


It does seem that way from over here.

BUT the UK is no better.

My sons had Grand Theft Auto and other games which showed blood spatter and yuck stuff from an early age because the games were rated for a young age group.

TV has pretty much every swear word going, apart from cunt. Even then I have heard it on some shows after 10 pm.

Our watershed time is 9pm and after that its pretty much censorship free in terms of swearing.
Sexual scenes are fairly explicit after 9pm. Nakedness is allowed, masturbation and sex scenes.

On talk shows it is common to have US guests comment on how shocked they are about being aloowed to swear or just swearing because they can :rolleyes:

I am not sure either side of the pond has it right.
TV, video and games re blamed for alot of the violence (sexual and non-sexual) but I am not convinced its the main issue.
I remember watching Tom & Jerry and Roadrunner but I never went beating up cats then expecting them to survive!!

Edit to add: The idea that Rock Hudson was in a sex scene with a woman makes me smile and sad. What a shame he could never be who he really was, OTOH he did alot of films with Doris Day who was very innocent, so maybe it was a reasonable match for Hollywood
 
lne_iii said:
Case in point, the debacle of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In case you don't know what I mean...
It's an extremely violent game that was rated "M"...
The game rating equivolent of an "R"
After a (fully clothed) sex minigame was removed from regular gameplay, but the content left on the discs, hackers found it and brought it to public attention.

The ESRB (Entertainment Software Ratings Board...think MPAA) got all kinds of red hot pissed and recalled their "M (Mature)" rating, and replaced it with an "AO (Adults Only)" which no video game retailer will sell.

Hooray for stupidity!

I've never owned a GTA game, but I'm enough of a gamer to know the scandal you're talking about.

If I recall though, they sold more copies of the game AFTER the Hot Coffee scandal than before, despite it's being pulled from family friendly stores like Target and Walmart. Not a bad move on Rockstar's part, and it speaks wonders about the hypocracy of America.

A society both obsessed and ashamed of sex to the point that a tit during the superbowl will be both the most recorded television event in Tivo history AND draw the ire of people across the nation.
 
shy slave said:
BUT the UK is no better.

The UK mystified me. I was there in 2003 and I was amazed by some of the shows. I watched their version of Big Brother and it was very graphic.

I saw a show named Bonzai, which you can see on satellite or cable now. And the show was from Japan, and it had tons of nudity.

The one show I vividly remember is that they were betting on these guys cocks. Which guy went with which cock.

I had to watch it cause I had never seen anything like that before.

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:
The UK mystified me. I was there in 2003 and I was amazed by some of the shows. I watched their version of Big Brother and it was very graphic.

I saw a show named Bonzai, which you can see on satellite or cable now. And the show was from Japan, and it had tons of nudity.

The one show I vividly remember is that they were betting on these guys cocks. Which guy went with which cock.

I had to watch it cause I had never seen anything like that before.

Eb

The UK has a whole host of strange stuff plus a fascination with Japanese game shows.

Bonzai was weird. I watched it most weeks and never understood any of it.
The bit where Japanese men shout 'bet, bet, bet' was really confusing lol

Big Brother is a show I can't stand.

I have low standards and this is actually below them (This from someone who loves pop idol and the x factor :rolleyes: )

Next time you have to visit the UK let me know. We have welly boot throwing competitions, cheese rolling competitions and tractor racing. These things are not to be missed by any well travelled Domme :D
 
shy slave said:
The UK has a whole host of strange stuff plus a fascination with Japanese game shows.

Bonzai was weird. I watched it most weeks and never understood any of it.
The bit where Japanese men shout 'bet, bet, bet' was really confusing lol

Big Brother is a show I can't stand.

I have low standards and this is actually below them (This from someone who loves pop idol and the x factor :rolleyes: )

Next time you have to visit the UK let me know. We have welly boot throwing competitions, cheese rolling competitions and tractor racing. These things are not to be missed by any well travelled Domme :D
Boy, didn't this thread take a strange turn? Ah, no biggie.

Getting to different countries and how each is different, I know that Japan is different in how they do many things. I wonder if it has something to do with the old culture. It is seen in wars, as well as their sex. Although, they aren't allowed to show cocks in videos, or anything that looks like cocks. In fact, I've seen vibrators and dildos sold in Japan that look more like bunnies. Of course, the industry has worked around that, because the bunny ears do nice things to a woman's clit. All you need are batteries. But, I'm not one to answer the question...do the ears really satisfy?

Japan's game shows seem to have a lot of humiliation in them. Oh, it's playful humiliation, but it's still humiliation. The losers are forced into strange clothing or situations (or both) and everybody laughs at them. I wonder...sometimes the more intense a people is, the more release they require. They also seem repressed into living with their ancient past. Maybe they enjoy inflicting humiliation upon others, to facilitate their own release from it.

In the U.S. the game shows are for winning money. And, if you lose, you just go home with a nice consolation prize.
 
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids, all in a row.

I have had this rhyme in my head all day every day since this darn thread went up. :mad: You are an evil man, DVS. :mad:
 
graceanne said:
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids, all in a row.

I have had this rhyme in my head all day every day since this darn thread went up. :mad: You are an evil man, DVS. :mad:
SUFFER! :p :devil:
 
shy slave said:
Who did that???

How dare they!

Thats terrible!
Osmosis, I guess. :rolleyes: Worse things could happen. We could have a troll invasion.
 
DVS said:
Osmosis, I guess. :rolleyes: Worse things could happen. We could have a troll invasion.

A troll invasion.:eek:

That never happens here!

It would be such fun, the subbies could play and annoy them, and eventually feed them to the Doms and Dommes


That reminds me...my favourite troll was bytor.

Is it normal to have a favourite troll? :confused:
 
shy slave said:
A troll invasion.:eek:

That never happens here!

It would be such fun, the subbies could play and annoy them, and eventually feed them to the Doms and Dommes


That reminds me...my favourite troll was bytor.

Is it normal to have a favourite troll? :confused:

Why are you worried about being normal? :confused:

And me, too. I miss bytor, he was so much fun. *sigh*
 
graceanne said:
Why are you worried about being normal? :confused:

And me, too. I miss bytor, he was so much fun. *sigh*
Wasn't his downfall his inabiltiy to acknowledge his secret desire to be taken in the ass by a good strong Domme...although it was very obvious to everyone else? :D
 
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