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Presidents/Prime Ministers with beards and/or mistresses

This poll is MULTIPLE CHOICE and graded on the curve. Elected officials should have:

  • beards

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • publicly acknowledged mistresses

    Votes: 5 41.7%

  • multiple affairs before marrying

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • atypical pets, such as ferrets, iguanas or shoulder-parrots

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • ovaries

    Votes: 6 50.0%

  • weekly TV talk show with live studio audience

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • to pass a basic intelligence test before taking office

    Votes: 8 66.7%
  • Total voters
    12
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Anyone who's ever read an ad for collectible china plates by The Frankin Mint knows that a beard - not necessarily an attractive one, but at least a clean one - used to be a must-have for anybody who sought to occupy the Oval Office. I haven't seen any collectible china patterns or figurines of other nations' heads of state, but I assume that beards are equally out of fashion over there in the Coalition of the Willing/Unwilling.

I think things were better when men in power didn't spend valuable time shaving in the morning, but spent more time tying their cravats or instructing their valets on how to get the knot just right.

What other personal habits, both cosmetic and socio-sexual, should we encourage in our elected public officials?

:devil:
 
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Wheee! 100 posts!

Having voted for the ovaries I had to vote against the beards. I DID vote for the mistresses, however. Go figure. :D

- Mindy
 
Re: Wheee! 100 posts!

minsue said:
Having voted for the ovaries I had to vote against the beards. I DID vote for the mistresses, however. Go figure. :D

- Mindy
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Grats Mindy!

*HUGS*

I voted ovaries too, would solve a lot of problems :)

-Colly
 
Re: Wheee! 100 posts!

minsue said:
Having voted for the ovaries I had to vote against the beards.
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Min, I realized when I previewed the poll that there was a problem with the phrasing. It just goes to prove that polls can't be trusted.
 
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shereads said:
Min, I realized when I previewed the poll that there was a problem with the phrasing. It just goes to prove that polls can't be trusted.
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And all this time I thought it was pols that can't be trusted!

- Mindy
 
I voted for ovaries and odd pets; I'm tired of cats and dogs. Not beards though (I want to see the chin on a leader; he or she can grow one after they win office). I definitely would not want a bikini-wax on a pulic official (couldn't help myself there). For a female the two beards need not match, but definitely for a male (and definitely no darkening the grey on a male, but streaking OK for women). Got it?

Perdita (from the state of the clean-chiseled guvernator)
 
perdita said:
I definitely would not want a bikini-wax on a pulic official (couldn't help myself there).
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Would someone please check off "beards" for me, because I forgot?

Also: on the subject of bikini waxing, I don't want my knowledge of my elected officials to be that in-depth. I'm in favor of bikini waxing, personally, although with the level of pain that can be inflicted, a powerful public figure might be induced to blurt out state secrets at the moment of the rip.
 
shereads said:
I'm in favor of bikini waxing, personally, although with the level of pain that can be inflicted, a powerful public figure might be induced to blurt out state secrets at the moment of the rip.
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Sudden thought: I wonder if they teach bikini waxing at the School of the Americas?

Perdita
 
shereads said:
Would someone please check off "beards" for me, because I forgot?

Also: on the subject of bikini waxing, I don't want my knowledge of my elected officials to be that in-depth. I'm in favor of bikini waxing, personally, although with the level of pain that can be inflicted, a powerful public figure might be induced to blurt out state secrets at the moment of the rip.
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Rofl!

Amen and pass the tylenol!

-Colly
 
McKenna said:
Oprah for president?
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Not until she agrees to make up with David Letterman. He's planned "The Superbowl of Love" down to the last detail, and has even invited "Oprah's lap-dog, Dr. Phil," and still she refuses to come on his show. Tsk.

Dave has even promised to "reveal my personal demons" and "sob like a little girl" for Oprah.
 
Minsue's AV rules!

Love the outfit. Crazy about the head size relative to the outfit.
 
Re: Minsue's AV rules!

shereads said:
Love the outfit. Crazy about the head size relative to the outfit.
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Me too, Min. But why so small? Unless the orig. was that size, send it to me and I'll fix it.

Perdita
 
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perdita said:
Me too, Min. But why so small? Unless the orig. was that size, send it to me and I'll fix it.

Perdita
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This is the original, but I also got a bigger one from the site. I couldn't get the bigger one small enough for Lit to take it. I don't know how long I'll keep it anyway. It was just so absurd that I fell in love with it.

- Mindy
 
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perdita said:
Me too, Min. But why so small? Unless the orig. was that size, send it to me and I'll fix it.

Perdita
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Nooooo! The charm of the goose is in her head circumference relative to that outfit, which has to have taken a certain amount of thinking to put together. I'm analyzing the humor element of minsue's av. Time to take a bubble bath.

Does anyone remember reading the posts to these forums when you first came to Literotica, and seeing that people had over 100 - and even over 1000 posts - and thinking, "Christ. Get lives, people."
 
Aflack!

Sorry, as soon as I saw the av it was the first ting that poped into my mind :)

-Colly
 
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shereads said:
Anyone who's ever read an ad for collectible china plates by The Frankin Mint knows that a beard - not necessarily an attractive one, but at least a clean one - used to be a must-have for anybody who sought to occupy the Oval Office. I haven't seen any collectible china patterns or figurines of other nations' heads of state, but I assume that beards are equally out of fashion over there in the Coalition of the Willing/Unwilling.

I think things were better when men in power didn't spend valuable time shaving in the morning, but spent more time tying their cravats or instructing their valets on how to get the knot just right.

What other personal habits, both cosmetic and socio-sexual, should we encourage in our elected public officials?

:devil:
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:cool: Actually, Lincoln was the first bearded president and he grew it after he took office. Some earlier presidents had sideburns or 'staches, though. After Lincoln, most had beards, or at least mustaches, until Wilson, who was clean-shaven. Everyone since has been clean-shaven. :rose:

A president can have ovaries AND a mistress if she is a lesbian.

I voted for multiple affairs and I think the affairs should be widely known so we will not waste so much time on sex scandals, such as about Clinton. I realize that it said "before marriage" but that was as close as it got.:)
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Aflack!

Sorry, as soon as I saw the av it was the first ting that poped into my mind :)

-Colly
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ROFLMAO!

Great! Now that's what's going to pop into my head whenever I see it too!

- Mindy

ps Better size Perdita?
 
McKenna said:
The nerve of some people! Who could resist poor, harmless, smart-ass Dave?!
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What I love about Dave's brand of smart-assedness is that the person he directs most of the jokes at is himself. He and Conan O'Brian have in common a refreshing lack of respect for the concept of celebrity. Their humor is primarily based on the idea that the guy at the deli on the corner has the same entitlement to fame as anyone in television, including themselves. And Oprah.
 
I can't tell if ella was pulling my leg or not (it's numb at the moment), but Min, gosling - I did not mean to make the head larger. Send me the orig. and I'll work on it. I know all about getting pics to fit Lit's requirements. Even if you don't use it long, save it; I've got a stash of all mine.

Perdita
 
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Boxlicker101 said:
A president can have ovaries AND a mistress if she is a lesbian.
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That's actually why I voted that way. :)

- AFLACK!
 
perdita said:
I can't tell if ella was pulling my leg or not (it's numb at the moment), but Min, gosling - I did not mean to make the head larger. Send me the orig. and I'll work on it. I know all about getting pics to fit Lit's requirements. Even if you don't use it long, save it; I've got a stash of all mine.

Perdita
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Thanks, but I already did make it bigger after your last post. The length is now 150. It's just a narrow picture so that's as big as I can get it without distorting it. I'll send it to you though. Work your magic!

Thanks!

(I also wondered if she was pulling your leg. Never quite can tell)

- Mindy
 
Nevermind, Gos, 150's the limit (sometimes I have the right pixel measurements and if Lit. rejects it I have to change it from jpg to gif.

geeseclothes.com: I love it. Makes me want a goose to dress, or wonder why I didn't get one instead of having babies.

Perdita

edited to add: we are not off-topic; a goose (with fine wardrobe) would make a candidate quite appealing to me.
 
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