President Bush's Original first Speech To Americans Sept 12 2001

Phoenyx

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First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.

Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel-riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God bless America!
 
From that sarcastic response, I'll assume you are Canadian. I'm American, and I find your post immature and offensive.

Until you gain U.S. citizenship, how's about shutting the fuck up about what we as Americans think and are going to do?

You are embarrassing your countrymen and yourself.
 
Tsk! Tsk! Problem Child...

I see you've jumped in again without looking...

:rolleyes:
 
I was wondering why a Canadian would write something from the point of view of an American. A good rule of etiquette is to always post a link, or a source for anything that is not your original thought.

I am not opposed to a little light-hearted Osama-bashing, or even downright nasty Osama bashing, but I felt the piece in question not only portrays Americans as blood-thirsty warmongers, but also as racists- bigoted toward Mexicans, Japanese and Arabs, as well as disrespectful toward our British allies.

Like I said, humor is fine, but we are in a war, and it is serious business. We do not undertake this lightly- we are killing people, and sending our own troops in harms way.

I just didn't like the tone of the "speech". On top of everything else it's not funny, and that's almost as bad as the other things I mentioned above.
 
Problem Child said:
I was wondering why a Canadian would write something from the point of view of an American. A good rule of etiquette is to always post a link, or a source for anything that is not your original thought.
I am not opposed to a little light-hearted Osama-bashing, or even downright nasty Osama bashing, but I felt the piece in question not only portrays Americans as blood-thirsty warmongers, but also as racists- bigoted toward Mexicans, Japanese and Arabs, as well as disrespectful toward our British allies.
Like I said, humor is fine, but we are in a war, and it is serious business. We do not undertake this lightly- we are killing people, and sending our own troops in harms way.
I just didn't like the tone of the "speech". On top of everything else it's not funny, and that's almost as bad as the other things I mentioned above.

Next time I got to remember to post the link to the stuff.
 
*Shrugges shoulders*

I thought it was pretty good. Kinda funny in fact. I'm american as you can get, and I didnt find a bit of it offensive. It came from a canadian? Who cares. It was intended for a laugh. Take it as such.
 
PP - he said it because you deserved it.


You can relax now, PC. The Cavalry is here.
 
Miles, you're getting spread pretty thin. You've got a major engagement with Shadowsource on your front, coupled with an emerging flanking manouver by Marxist on your left (get it...left? hehe).

You'd better let me handle this one. I'll be okay.
 
It's only a police action, but pretty easy duty. He's almost got that shadowmarx thing down pat. I think it's pretty cool when they talk to each other, and especially when they switch on and off the good cop/bad cop routine.

You will be faced with the daunting task of mop-up duty, because as soon as I leave here Da Shadow will follow my post and start calling me doodoo face and peepee head.

Keep Your Head Down

Semper Fi.
 
*Sticks her head in, laughs her ass off, and sneaks back out since she isn't needed here where the real men have things under control.*

Night ya'all! (My imitation of a Southerner. Best I can do since I don't live there either. ;))
 
Stick around Problem Miles...uh... Miles Child...uh...

...you can only split yourself in two for so long...

:p
 
Problem Child said:
I was wondering why a Canadian would write something from the point of view of an American. A good rule of etiquette is to always post a link, or a source for anything that is not your original thought.

I am not opposed to a little light-hearted Osama-bashing, or even downright nasty Osama bashing, but I felt the piece in question not only portrays Americans as blood-thirsty warmongers, but also as racists- bigoted toward Mexicans, Japanese and Arabs, as well as disrespectful toward our British allies.

Like I said, humor is fine, but we are in a war, and it is serious business. We do not undertake this lightly- we are killing people, and sending our own troops in harms way.

I just didn't like the tone of the "speech". On top of everything else it's not funny, and that's almost as bad as the other things I mentioned above.


sorry PC, but in a fit of absolute laziness, i'm just gonna steal your post and say DITTO ;)
 
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