Prepare to be an ass

[Ally C]

Hint: walk on all fours, develop a penchant for carrots, and bray like a donkey. Works for me.

 

[TinaG13]

Cool! It also helps to be VERY obstinate...

 

[indyweasel]

I've got 3 of the 4 down.. does that count?

 

[TinaG13]

I've got 3 of the 4 down.. does that count?

lol It may depend on which three.....

 

[indyweasel]

Everything except walking on all fours..

Plus I've got a bonus. I'm hung like a horse, ahem donkey.

 

[Ally C]

No it doesn't!

*said in an obstinate voice*

 

[Ally C]

I've got 3 of the 4 down.. does that count?

Yes, most definitely. You're not quite an ass, but you're more than half-assed. Nearly there! Carrot anyone?

 

[TinaG13]

LMAO@half-assed! I've known alot of men like that!

Hung like a donkey, Indy? Hmmmmm, THAT I'd like to see!

 

[indyweasel]

Then come on over here and sit in my lap. We'll talk about that snake wrapping itself around your leg..

Wouldnt I be more like 3/4 assed??

 

[Ally C]

A-s-s-ay, A-s-s-ay, A-s-s-ay!

Wouldnt I be more like 3/4 assed??

You keep ass'-ing the questions, and I'll keep a-ss-aying silly answers!

 

[willywanker]

Careful, Ally or this could turn into a Dumb-ass thread.
Just kidding.

Only time I like to get down on all fours is when the woman in front of me is on all four. THEN....hehehehe, some of the sounds I make might be mistaken for Donkey sounds.Eeeehhh, oohhhhh,eeehhhohhhhhh

Pass the carrots.

 

[TinaG13]

Then come on over here and sit in my lap. We'll talk about that snake wrapping itself around your leg..

Wouldnt I be more like 3/4 assed??

*Hops excitedly up into Indy's lap* Now how about wrapping that snake, baby!

 

[indyweasel]

Carrots? I've done some intersting things with carrots.

Who wants me to show them?

 

[TinaG13]

Hmmmmm, I like carrot tricks too.... Show me baby.

 

[indyweasel]

Slide on over here Tina and I'll show you my first trick.

Its called: Where is that carrot. And I'll need you to disrobe, that way there is someplace to hid it.

[Edited by indyweasel on 05-14-2001 at 12:38 PM]

 

[TinaG13]

Hmmmmm, okay.... *takes off clothes* I just hope this isn't gonna hurt or anything..... Okay baby, I'm ready. Show me how to play this game....

 

[indyweasel]

*takes one of the small carrots and holds this in your hand*

First of all, I need to make sure you dont have any rabbits up here.

* I kneel down in front of you and start licking the lips of your pussy.*

 

[TinaG13]

Mmmmmm, hey that's nice... *gasps with pleasure* Find any rabbits yet?

 

[indyweasel]

Nope, not yet. I think I'm going to need you to lie down here on this table, So that I can be really sure.

I dont want you thinking I used some to trick to his that carrot.

 

[TinaG13]

Okay, I'm happy that you do such thorough inspections. *lies down on table* Okay, so how deep are you gonna have to search?