Prelude to a blind date...

[Zilla]

Funny stories anyone? Blind dates that turn out to be weirdos? Internet romance letdowns?

Once I was set up on a blind date by a friend of mine in the tech department of a college I used to go to. He gave me the dude's email address and we sent a few nice notes and photos. When I got to the date, I saw that he had totally misrepresented himself. The photo he sent must have been like 10 years old and he had his mouth closed in it. The guy had lost all his hair, had the scariest set of teeth I have ever seen up close and had a nervous tick. It turns my "friend" set me up with this guy as some sort of sadistic joke, they had a bet going to see how long I would hang in there on the date. Needless to say, I wasn't amused. I thought it was cruel to both of us, and I don't talk much to that "friend" anymore. Everyone I met in my computer programs always turned out to be bizarre and cruel and they liked to pull horrible, sophomoric pranks on each other. It didn't help that I was the only female in any of my classes. It's like they use up so much of their intelligent brain learning technical junk that all that is left over is the idiot grey matter. I finally learned the hard way not to trust any of them. No wonder I am not going to do anything with my CCNA and going back to college for art.

The other one was more funny than anything. I used to model on a website and a guy sent me an email through it to say hi. We started talking and before long realized we lived very close to each other so we decided to go have a drink. He told me in one of his emails that he was once approached by a talent scout to do modeling work and that's why he was looking at model websites. He said he turned it down because, "I wanted to succeed with my mind, not my looks." This is only funny because the guy turned out to be totally weird looking. That still cracks me up to this day. He was annoying as hell anyway.

 

[Guest]

Friends: Joe & Phoebie

The final series - Episode 528

 

[Zilla]

What does that meeeeean????

 

[curious2c]

Long time ago...buddy set me up on a blind date. He felt I needed to go out with a chick who was...well...easy. Left to my own devices, I go to the clothing store for some jeans. The gal there helps me out quite a bit and in the short time there I ask her out on a date the following weekend. That night I show up to my bud's place to pick up my date...you guessed it...heh heh.

Very small world at times. She ended up being a very nice girl and we dated for quite some time. I still remember my buddy and his planning were not needed in the end. heh heh...of course he wouldn't believe that I had set up a date with this very gal that day.

 

[Guest]

Did you bang her holes on the first date?

 

[goodgirl79]

Blind date from HELL

Here goes!

A friend set me up with this dude on a blind date. At first, I thought he really had his act together...great job, almost finished grad school...great age...blah blah blah.

Half way through our date he tells me he's really "into" people in his family...and fantasizes about them. Needless to say, I dropped my fork. The next day he calls...ok, so my warped interest got the best of me and I actually talked to him again. He tells me how he got involved with all these trysts with his family and wants me to watch he and his aunt have sex....
WHAT THE FUCK?

I haven't talk to the sick bastard since....

 

[crazybbwgirl]

My first internet 'date'! yikes - Like Zilla said - this guy totally mis represented himself. His profile said 45 - but right before we met he said he was 53 (and he looked 63!) profile said - medium build - real life about 300 lbs. PLUS he had a harelip AND a club foot. I am NOT kidding. I realize there's nowhere on the profile to mention birth defects - and I DO try to keep an open mind - but really! He talked and talked about how he liked to dance - but in reality could barely walk. It was weird and uncomfortable. He kept trying to hold my hand and kiss me - yikes! Dating pretty much sucks no matter how you slice it!

 

[Donna Greed]

Unfortunately this has happened to me more than once. Fortunately, I wrote stories and got published for my suffering. My stories are the ones by "Ruby":

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/heaven_hell/2002/12/23/heaven_hell/

www.burningangel.net (The story is called "Mexicans 3, Nazis 0.")

A quick synopsis of these disasters: The one sent me a photo of himself that was a profile, and when he got to my door I discovered he didn't have an eyebrow on the other side! And the other one waited till we were already drunk and naked to tell me he was a white supremacist skinhead.

These were my only two attempts at Internet "romance," and they were horrific enough to cause me to pull my personal ad down within four days!

 

[Guest]

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Geesh Donna - that's even worse than me! One eyebrow? really? But sometimes they do work out - my sister married somebody she met on line and he's just wonderful! I guess some people are just lucky...

 

[Guest]

 

[Zilla]

My current boyfriend I met online, so that gives me SOME hope. Although the more I hear the online romance horror stories the more I think I just got incredibly fucking lucky. The way I feel about him though, I just have this feeling that we would have met somehow even if it hadn't been for the internet. I don't know.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I had a blind date show up with a bag of clothes pins... no roses, no candy, clothes pins... I asked what they were for... he said "for later to use on your nipples." He got the door closed in his face..

 

[Zilla]

I had a blind date show up with a bag of clothes pins... no roses, no candy, clothes pins... I asked what they were for... he said "for later to use on your nipples." He got the door closed in his face..

 

[Liontamr]

I had a blind date show up with a bag of clothes pins... no roses, no candy, clothes pins... I asked what they were for... he said "for later to use on your nipples." He got the door closed in his face..

Damn! There goes that idea!!

*strikes "clothes pins" from possible first date gifts*

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

My only blind date turned into a long term romance. I was told that she was a model (I didn't believe it). She was and I'd even seen her on TV. It turned out OK. I hope you have good luck.

 

[Romial]

My current boyfriend I met online, so that gives me SOME hope. Although the more I hear the online romance horror stories the more I think I just got incredibly fucking lucky. The way I feel about him though, I just have this feeling that we would have met somehow even if it hadn't been for the internet. I don't know.

You're cute.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I met a woman on a particular job I was doing many years ago. She was absolutely gorgeous. We got a really well and at the end of my completing the job, I decided to ask her out for a drink. Unfortunately, she was engaged and she had to decline. She did say that she was interested in me quite a bit, and had we met before she got engaged, things may have been different. As I went to leave, she must have realised that I was rather upset or at least disappointed to a certain degree. The fact was we seemed to just have this eye contact all the time I was around her, that pretty spelled out we both wanted to shag on the office desk after work. A man knows when a woman has that glint in her eye.

Anyway, she told me to hang on just as I was leaving, and she asked me if I would be interested in joining her and her fiancee at their place for dinner. She explained that she did like me a lot and hoped we could be friends. Then she mentioned that she wanted me to meet someone. In otherwords, she asked if I would be interested in a blind date. That the person she had in mind was attractive and that I would really get on well. I accepted, and spent a whole week filled with nerves and excitement. It was a pretty weird situation, but based on the way she spoke to me about her friend, it didn't think the worse, as in someone really ugly and overweight. Usually good-looking women have really ugly friends. It's makes them look even better and they like the idea of getting all the focus and attention from guys when they are out and about.

The evening came and I rolled up at the house. The door opened and there was my friend from the job I did. Next thing I know she planted a wet kiss on my lips and pretty well pushed her cunt against my crouch as she gave me a very deep hug. I was absolutely astounded.

I didn't realised my friend had a twin sister.




Yes I fucked her brains out and the thing was, everytime I saw the woman I did the job for, I knew what it was like getting between her legs.

I wonder if it is true what they say about twins being connected?

If it is the case, then I am sure the woman I did the job for had a sore cunt and butt the next day.

 

[Romial]

You sure it was her twin? lol

 

[Zilla]

You're cute.

Now whaddya mean by that?? Like I am so naive it's cute? Hehe.

 

[bknight2602]

Actually I have never been on a blind date, always met them before going out. But the thought intrigues me somewhat, the unknown.

 

[goodgirl79]

...well it serves me right for talking about the mother/aunt banging bastard...he called me last night. sigh. after playing therapist with him for about an hour...i suggested he go get real help.

and another friend of mine wants to set me up with someone she knows...i'm starting to think thats gonna be a big, fat NEGATIVE!

 

[lilminx]

I've gone on a bunch of dates with men I've met from internet dating sites. Most were ok, some were great, and a few were truly bad.

A really bad one was where he totally didn't look anything like his pic or how he described himself. He was a high school teacher and coached football, and in his profile he had a pic of him with a football jersey on. I thought it was b/c he was the coach- it turned out that it must have been his high school football pic, because when we met, he was about 80 pounds heavier. His face looked bloated and I was really grossed out.

I felt bad about not liking him for his looks, but it really turned me off that he misrepresented himself. I wouldn't have agreed to go out with him if I had seen a pic of him the way he really looks- what made him think that I would all of a sudden be won over by him?

 

[Romial]

Now whaddya mean by that?? Like I am so naive it's cute? Hehe.

Nah, just cute.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

This is only funny because the guy turned out to be totally weird looking. That still cracks me up to this day. He was annoying as hell anyway.

Zilla,

For some reason those kind of men who go on and on about how handsome they are and what not .. usually tend not to be ........