Pregnant...and shit

[nasty]

Ladies, just satisfy my morbid curiousity, is it true when your deliviering, you push so hard, you shit? If so, I may want children, afterall. I'll be the only man ever to get a boner watching my wife deliver.

 

[Calamity Jane]

yes, in some cases it's true. sometimes they make you take an enema beforehand just so that doesn't happen. you may not be the only guy turned on by birthing though... i've heard about guys who couldn't wait to get their hands on their women after.

 

[Mistress]

Sometimes the woman urinates too, and those sort of activities is the only fear I have about giving birth

 

[Gilly Bean]

It can happen, but they try to get you to empty your bowels before hand, and it is also one of the reasons you are not allowed to eat anything once you are in the hospital. I have had 2 kids, and it didn't happen to me with either of them.