Pregnant and Horny

sirhugs

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I love the idea of pregnant sex. I love how pregnancy makes some women really horny.

As a variation on the normal pregnant wife cheats, how about a preggers wife who is SO horny, hubby gets worn out and tells her to find it elsewhere.

where does she turn? friends? family? co-workers? Strangers at a bar? at the beach? On a bus?

does hubby help set up "dates"? Does he watch?
 
*blows :kiss: at Sir Hugs*

You could also take this into the masturbation realm if you didn't want to go with the cheating, and have hubby bring her home a gun case full of sex toys.

That's pretty much what my ex did. :D
 
Bad breath (their diets are essentially.... Er, different, and their routines don't allow oral hygiene or mouth freshener...) and scaring the crap out of an expecting woman? Do you want her to abort spontaneously? ....... Unless she's into that. Then we'll have to shove it into the "Cannot judge, so shrug it off" category. :p
 
Right, kink shaming is frowned on round here even if it is pregnant woman/orc sex. And I don't know, pregnant women can be a lot meaner than orcs--at least if my two were any indication
 
I remembered a distant relative, and I was struck with the same thought: they can also be ruthless and bloodthirsty. So maybe the orcs can have a crack at the lady in question. Though this does blur the lines between non human fantasy and beastiality... :mad:
 
I remembered a distant relative, and I was struck with the same thought: they can also be ruthless and bloodthirsty. So maybe the orcs can have a crack at the lady in question. Though this does blur the lines between non human fantasy and beastiality... :mad:

Very true, there were times I would have cheerfully killed for cookie crisp cereal, whistling all the while.

Since they are just fantasy beasts, (I swear I have met a couple of real ones though), they would not be included in the rule.
 
*chuckles* no, I remember ACTUAL blood. Would never wish that instance upon anyone. And if the imagery (wrt orc/pregnant woman sex) wasn't making my skin crawl (Smelly! Icky! Creepy! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OOZE??) I'd give it a thumbs up. In fact I AM giving it a thumbs up, lest I be bullied by orc-rights activists here. Self preservation and all that. 0.o
 
*chuckles* no, I remember ACTUAL blood. Would never wish that instance upon anyone. And if the imagery (wrt orc/pregnant woman sex) wasn't making my skin crawl (Smelly! Icky! Creepy! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OOZE??) I'd give it a thumbs up. In fact I AM giving it a thumbs up, lest I be bullied by orc-rights activists here. Self preservation and all that. 0.o

I have to admit--the orc thing is not my cup of tea--and right there with you on the gross factor. *holding up All Hail Orcs sign and waving it half heartedly*

Sorry for the major derail SH!
Um, you could also go for the hook-up with another pregnant girl to help each other take the edge off. The couples meet at lamaze classes, and get to be friends. The guys are bitching their balls are sore from so much sex, the girls bitch that the guys can't keep up, and they hit upon the perfect solution--each other.
 
I like the idea of the conservative, faithful wife who normally would never consider cheating. However, when she becomes pregnant her horniness grows exponentially. The husband tries to keep up but just can't. Because the wife is in such a frenzy, it's not too hard for others to take advantage.

One scenario I have pondered has the couple on a vacation planned before the pregnancy. Rather than site seeing, the wife keeps him in the hotel room completely exhausted. She tells him that she will go to the piano bar and let him rest.

Drinking water and listening to music, she gets approached by some men. Surprised to be hit on she feels flattered and horny and eventually joins one or several men for a nightcap.

Another scenario has the couple at a friends wedding. Several men, friends, acquaintances and strangers ask her to dance, which the tired husband happily allows. Eventually the husband retires for the evening allowing the wife to stay and have fun. Which she does in several ways.
 
I remembered a distant relative, and I was struck with the same thought: they can also be ruthless and bloodthirsty. So maybe the orcs can have a crack at the lady in question. Though this does blur the lines between non human fantasy and beastiality... :mad:


AN ORC AND EVEN AN OGRE ARE NOT ANIMALS. YOUR COMMENT IS RACIST!
An Orc is a fantasy humanoid. There are a handful if not hundreds of Orc human sex stories on lit.


IT IS NOT BEASTIALITY.
 
This is why I gave it a thumbs up in the end.. I MAY be a tad speciesist. Just a tad. But, yay Orc Cross Copulation! *fist pump*
 
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I like where you're taking the (would be) story. Maybe throw in a double dildo. I can see two frustrated women writhing all over each other easily. Maybe, they (or she) could experience the concept of 'glory holes'. Since it's almost impersonal, I can't really say if that'll qualify as 'cheating' or just using external aid (in the same vein as toys).
 
*blows :kiss: at Sir Hugs*

You could also take this into the masturbation realm if you didn't want to go with the cheating, and have hubby bring her home a gun case full of sex toys.

That's pretty much what my ex did. :D

MInxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hugs does happy dance*:cattail:

... but when the natteries wear out, what happens in part 2?
 
I like the idea of the conservative, faithful wife who normally would never consider cheating. However, when she becomes pregnant her horniness grows exponentially. The husband tries to keep up but just can't. Because the wife is in such a frenzy, it's not too hard for others to take advantage.

I like this idea. Could make an interesting series of chapters as well, the wife trying different kinks and whatnot as she progresses through the pregnancy... Maybe even pulling the hubby along for the ride as well in some cases
 
incest. mom goes on sex spree, gets pregnant, crosses line with son later on.

I like this idea. A nice conservative woman, secretly harboring all sorts of incest fantasies: her son, her brother, her father. But she never acts on them, that would be WRONG! What if she got pregnant??

Then one fine day she finds herself knocked up, and realizes the best thing about being pregnant: you CANT GET PREGNANT! She sees this as a golden opportunity to explore her incest fantasies, and sets about seducing her male relatives that she has fantasized about for so long.
 
If bad behaviour got you that... Well, I say the fictitious pregnant woman here should revolt, too. :)
 
If bad behaviour got you that... Well, I say the fictitious pregnant woman here should revolt, too. :)

Alas, that is not mine. I threw a sex toy party on Sat, and that is how my friend, who is the consultant, carries her wares. It was just so awesome I had to snap a pic.

Luckily I invited some seriously dirty bitches, and the party did over $1000 in sales, plus whatever we pulled down from my FB friends via the link, so I will be getting some shiny new free stuff for me--which will be just like Christmas. :catroar:
 
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