Precocious, submissive liberal arts major looking for intelligence and wit

[FalseModesty]

I am intelligent, independent and cheeky, and looking for a man who can match and appreciate each of those qualities.

Though I fully embrace my submissive tendencies, I don't let them define me. I have a full, active and happy life, and the only thing missing at the moment is a man to complement it. We can talk kink later, but right now, I'd like to know you as a person.

Spandex- and leather-wearing forty-somethings with bizarre apparatuses and questionable intentions need not apply. I am looking for a man around my age, possibly mid-to-late twenties. College education, wit, and love for books required.

Physically, I am a fair-skinned Irish lass, chocolate-brown hair and eyes, tall and fit, easy on the eyes (if I do say so myself). Heavily cropped pic attached. If I like you, you'll get a full one.

Please PM me if you would like to talk - do not post here.

 

[Grifters]

you sound vivacious and intreagueing, good luck in your search

 

[Over_Lord]

I am intelligent, independent and cheeky, and looking for a man who can match and appreciate each of those qualities.

Though I fully embrace my submissive tendencies, I don't let them define me. I have a full, active and happy life, and the only thing missing at the moment is a man to complement it. We can talk kink later, but right now, I'd like to know you as a person.

Spandex- and leater-wearing forty-somethings with bizarre apparatuses and questionable intentions need not apply. I am looking for a man around my age, possibly mid-to-late twenties. College education, wit, and love for books required.

Physically, I am a fair-skinned Irish lass, chocolate-brown hair and eyes, tall and fit, easy on the eyes (if I do say so myself). Heavily cropped pic attached. If I like you, you'll get a full one.

Please PM me if you would like to talk - do not post here.

My highlighting.

Oh dear, you appear to have ruled out a considerable tranche of the General Forum inhabitants! Tut tut... how unkind and élitest of you...

Seriously, my good wishes for your endeavours.

 

[SirPhun1]

My highlighting.

Oh dear, you appear to have ruled out a considerable tranche of the General Forum inhabitants! Tut tut... how unkind and élitest of you...

Seriously, my good wishes for your endeavours.

so true---so funny

 

[RawHumor]

That is a lovely pic, even in its severely cropped state.

I'm not exactly applying, however, as I'm 37 and, while I don't wear spandex or leather, my intentions are definitely questionable... I've misplaced all of my apparatuses as of late, however.

 

[erubank]

You know, this post deserves a bump because it's exactly what a post here is supposed to be.

 

[FalseModesty]

you sound vivacious and intreagueing, good luck in your search

Thank you. I've been a long-time Lit lurker, but I have to admit that the, uh, unique atmosphere on forums like the General Board initally made me hesitant about posting in the personals here.

So far, the suspicious email count has been impressively low - I have only received one invitation from a 'dominate' man and two offering me the coveted 'slut slave' position . . . meaning Lit is winning in quality over Collarme and ALT.com.

 

[FalseModesty]

My highlighting.

Oh dear, you appear to have ruled out a considerable tranche of the General Forum inhabitants! Tut tut... how unkind and élitest of you...

Seriously, my good wishes for your endeavours.

My intentions exactly. I refuse to settle for anything less than a modern-day Byronic hero. ...ideally one that doesn't have an affinity for PVC.

Thanks for the good wishes.

 

[FalseModesty]

That is a lovely pic, even in its severely cropped state.

I'm not exactly applying, however, as I'm 37 and, while I don't wear spandex or leather, my intentions are definitely questionable... I've misplaced all of my apparatuses as of late, however.

Thank you very much. Embarassingly enough, I couldn't figure out how to shrink the size of the full file to fit Lit's requirement, hence the awkwardly cropped image that probably implies the existence of a grotesque birthmark on the other side of my face. Hopefully the profile pic solves that mystery.

The term 'questionable intentions' is ambiguous. In the right context . . .

 

[FalseModesty]

You know, this post deserves a bump because it's exactly what a post here is supposed to be.

Thank you. It is beyond comforting to see other college students in these parts.

 

[SilverShamrock]

Thank you. I've been a long-time Lit lurker, but I have to admit that the, uh, unique atmosphere on forums like the General Board initally made me hesitant about posting in the personals here.

So far, the suspicious email count has been impressively low - I have only received one invitation from a 'dominate' man and two offering me the coveted 'slut slave' position . . . meaning Lit is winning in quality over Collarme and ALT.com.

I suppose we should be pleased at that. Do you take unsolicited PMs, or would you care to engage in conversation here in your thread first?

 

[FalseModesty]

I suppose we should be pleased at that. Do you take unsolicited PMs, or would you care to engage in conversation here in your thread first?

Oh yes, you should be pleased - I certainly am. And let's not even begin discussing the results of my Craigslist post . . .

PMs are preferred - unless, of course, you are one of the nice people who wants to wish me luck or state your questionable intentions.

 

[fireymatt]

well then.... pm sent

 

[SilverShamrock]

Oh yes, you should be pleased - I certainly am. And let's not even begin discussing the results of my Craigslist post . . .

PMs are preferred - unless, of course, you are one of the nice people who wants to wish me luck or state your questionable intentions.

Craigslist ... oh dear. I've only heard of that lovely little corner of the internet.

And of course I wish to wish you luck, although I think a PM may be in order as well.

 

[RawHumor]

Thank you very much. Embarassingly enough, I couldn't figure out how to shrink the size of the full file to fit Lit's requirement, hence the awkwardly cropped image that probably implies the existence of a grotesque birthmark on the other side of my face. Hopefully the profile pic solves that mystery.

The term 'questionable intentions' is ambiguous. In the right context . . .

LOL

That's funny. I figured the crop job was just you trying to be mysterious and anonymous.

And yes, sometimes I am purposely ambiguous.

 

[Betticus]

LOL

That's funny. I figured the crop job was just you trying to be mysterious and anonymous.

And yes, sometimes I am purposely ambiguous.

I'm with you on this one, sadly... old as the hills and I seem to be sorely lacking in the spandex/leather kink outfit department.

I do have a leather jacket.. does that count? Also some leather hiking boots.

 

[cliteatingman]

Nerd here. PM sent

 

[lingersold]

I am intelligent, independent and cheeky, and looking for a man who can match and appreciate each of those qualities.

Though I fully embrace my submissive tendencies, I don't let them define me. I have a full, active and happy life, and the only thing missing at the moment is a man to complement it. We can talk kink later, but right now, I'd like to know you as a person.

Spandex- and leather-wearing forty-somethings with bizarre apparatuses and questionable intentions need not apply. I am looking for a man around my age, possibly mid-to-late twenties. College education, wit, and love for books required.

Physically, I am a fair-skinned Irish lass, chocolate-brown hair and eyes, tall and fit, easy on the eyes (if I do say so myself). Heavily cropped pic attached. If I like you, you'll get a full one.

Please PM me if you would like to talk - do not post here.

Sad to admit that I'm probably past the cut-off. I can surely say that the lower-left 25% of your face is beautiful. Especially charmed by the left side of your smile. Hope to read some of your stories some time, whether real or fictional. I am always looking for inspiration for the next chapter/story.

 

[EttienneB]

How wonderful!

I was attracted by your well-crafted title line. I was stunned by all the well-mannered, light-hearted, sensible, good humored and even self-deprecating responses! Bon chance' and happy spring to you all --especially to the lucky sir whom Ms FalseModestry honors with a date. (You'all remember "dates," don't you? Oh, yes, and I'd just like to point out that she clearly stated "Please PM me..do not post here." Apparently not all the rules apply all the time, not that I'd test her limits and show up for your date in Spandex.)

Finally, while you all dismiss Craig's List I must admit that I once met a wonderful, brave, curious and comely woman my own age (just the other side of 60) who was informed of the pleasures of D/s, gentle bondage and related play by her adult daughter, who then posted for her and vetted the respondents, of which I was the only one chosen. Interesting, satisfying, caring and careful fun. In the end, we parted gracefully and friendly.

I admire Ms FalseModesty for her frankness, discrimination, and light touch. She knows what she wants and is willingly to ask for it, and nothing less, all the while not insulting anyone too, too much, ha-ha!
And to the gentleman who admired her quarter-portrait, I agree whole-heartedly. I'm not sure if it's the smile itself or the dimple, but it's very attractive.

 

[FalseModesty]

Alas, I have yet to find what I am looking for.

bump.

 

[Enji]

Alas, I have yet to find what I am looking for.

bump.

lol good luck, I'm curious what you've found so far and thrown back. I'm curious if your replies have helped you narrow down what you want in life and in a partner.

Regards
Enji

 

[Darkness1962]

I am intelligent, independent and cheeky, and looking for a man who can match and appreciate each of those qualities.

Though I fully embrace my submissive tendencies, I don't let them define me. I have a full, active and happy life, and the only thing missing at the moment is a man to complement it. We can talk kink later, but right now, I'd like to know you as a person.

Spandex- and leather-wearing forty-somethings with bizarre apparatuses and questionable intentions need not apply. I am looking for a man around my age, possibly mid-to-late twenties. College education, wit, and love for books required.

Physically, I am a fair-skinned Irish lass, chocolate-brown hair and eyes, tall and fit, easy on the eyes (if I do say so myself). Heavily cropped pic attached. If I like you, you'll get a full one.

Please PM me if you would like to talk - do not post here.

That made me laugh.