Pre-menstrual snacks

[StarryEyz]

Before I had my first son, I loved coffee. Every day, MANY cups, all kinds. After I had son #1, I can't stand coffee. 8 years later I still don't like it.

Before son #2, I didn't like spicy hot food. He loved it though, and now I do too.

Through both pregnancies I craved vinegar. Pickled green beans were the best, and anything else I could get away with vinegar on. Now that seems to be the thing I crave before my periods.

And,..um...am I missing something here? What on earth do serial killers have to do with the question posed? Maybe I'm just stoopider than I thinked.

 

[Sammyjo]

Let me know if this is an inappropriate topic...LOL

Ok...when I was pregnant, everyone always asked me what foods I craved...I can honestly say NOTHING.

I never noticed cravings for anything during the PMS time either...until recently. I crave starchy foods almost constantly for a week. Things like rice, bread, potatoes. My mom craves chocolate.

What foods do you crave, if any?

I forgot to say I'm extremely horny, too...

 

[Deborah]

Yeah Sammyjo, Jeffrey Dahmer was also extremely horny and craved certain foods, just like you. And I bet if we looked in your lobster pot, we would find a penis.

Q: Why did the man who killed Dahmer in prison claim self defense?
A: He heard Jeffrey's stomach growl.

Q: What were Dahmer's last words to the guy who killed him?
A: "Hey buddy, I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!"

Q: What did Dahmer say when the cops came to arrest him?
A: "Come on guys, have a heart."

Q: What did Jeffrey say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "You gonna eat that?"

Q: What did Jeffrey say to Pee Wee Herman?
A: "Stop playing with your food!"

Q: What did Jeff say to his mother when she came over for dinner and kept bitching at him with "I hate all your friends" and such?
A: "Try some of the salad."

Q: Why wouldn't Jeffrey ever give anyone a straight answer?
A: He found it necessary to always say, "Let me chew on it awhile."

Q: What were the last words of all of Dahmer's victims?
A: "Hey, eat me buddy!"

Q: What was Jeffrey Dahmer's last meal?
A: A pizza with everybody on it.

Q: What did they find when they did Dahmer's autopsy?
A: Jimmy Hoffa.

Q: Why did Jeffrey say he kept testicles in the freezer?
A: He said, "Cuz sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

Q: Why didn't Jeffrey like eating vegetables?
A: There wasn't room for the wheelchairs in his closet.

Q: What did Jeff say to O.J. in jail?
A: "You show me yours and I'll show you theirs."

Q: What did Jeffrey do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his butt.

Q: Did you know Dahmer was an avid golfer?
A: They found buckets of balls in his closet.

Well, I'm off to play golf as soon as I find some balls. You all should go out and get some exercise and forget about obsessing on who you want to eat.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

I don't know any serial killer jokes and I don't get pre-menstrual cravings but I do get horny sometimes.

Just now, I'm bored, horny and hungry. I don't know which need to satisfy first.

rachel
xox

 

[Guest]

Before I became pregnant almost 2 years ago, I didn't like Chinese food. Then, one summer I found out I was going to have a lil baby.

It was HIM, not me, who craved certian things.

I ate Chinese food several times weekly. The baby couldn't get enough of it! To this day I still like Chinese food.

(I'm scared to wonder what cravings baby #2 will bring when I have one!

)

Oh, P.S.
Through my entire 2nd trimester
I was "overly" horny. I had to
have it at least 3 times a day.
Needless to say, I wore out my
man a lot!

 

[Renee]

I have never been pregnant so I have to get back to you on that one when it happens.

However, right before I get my period, I crave salty, sweet things, so I go for the Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. I don't usually eat chocolate or salty things but right before my period those are the things I love. And, I too become extremely horny. If that can be since I am always that way anyway. But a week to a week and half before, I am insatiable.

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by sammyjo:
Let me know if this is an inappropriate topic...LOL

How can any topic be inappropriate?:confused



[This message has been edited by skibum (edited 04-15-2000).]

 

[Thephantomprincess]

Cravings? What do I crave during PMS? Lots and lots of dick. This tends to be a problem, b/c my cravings set in in the middle of class ( I am a college student) where there is almost nothing I can do about it. My vibrator gets over worked for about 2 weeks. As far as food goes, I usally crave sweets, but if I get the sex I need, I don't crave anything. The female body is a mystifying thing!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can I just say how glad I am that this topic wasn't what I thought it was going to be?

 

[Lanna_P]

Most times... I crave the hide of a Male strung up on a pole ready for any punishment my hormones see fit to deal out.

Oh wait.... you meant "food" wise... hrmm.. ok....

Meat.

That's about it other then sex.

~Lanna

 

[Bossy Aussie]

I don't get any hornier than normal (thank goodness!) and I usually crave pickles and jelly beans during PMS...not together, mind you!

Bossy