Prayer Thread

[Black_Bird]

Add your prayers here.

I pray that every prayer adds to the power of all other prayers written to this thread. Iad gohed od velvkorsapax, Amen.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear God

Please give me superhuman magic powers. I Would like to have x-ray vision and laser beams shoot from my eyes and/or figner tips WITH The power to turn it on or off at will. Flying would be cool.

Sincerely,
sd

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I pray that those who deserve justice will find it.
I pray that a friend's grandmother will pass away without pain and without worry (she's in the ICU right now)
I pray that I will live up to my potential
I pray that I'll not nightmare anymore...

 

[thegenogoths]

"God bless this rockethouse and all who dwell in this rockethouse" Homer Simpson

 

[scylis]

"please, god, may we do a good show here tonight. and may there be lots of slutty women there for us. and may they come back to our hotel room. and may we get our dicks sucked and leave with our stomachs full of alcohol."

 

[Black_Bird]

I pray for clarity as to why no one takes my threads half-way seriously anymore.

 

[freescorfr]

Litany of Silver Veil

The most beautiful woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!
The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The horniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most talented woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most uninhibited woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most intelligent woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The sexiest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most fuckable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most desirable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The best poster on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The funniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the sweetest pussy on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the best breasts on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most deluded, self centered, egotistical, woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me all the same!


__________________

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I pray for peace, sanity, and love for all the people of the world. I pray that I will always stand in the light of God's love. Amen.

 

[riff]

God.

I am trying. I fuck up a lot. I sometimes wish you would just send me an e-mail and tell me what it is you want for me to do, but if you did that, then I would never learn how to figure shit out for myself. It sucks. It's so hard sometimes. It hurts like hell sometimes, but I forgive you. I know you mean well, at least I want to believe you mean well.

I have heard a lot of crazy, weird, and conflicting things said about you from different people from all over the world and at different times. Fuck all of them. I got my own ideas, but this isn't to say that that some of those people have or had a lot of good ideas too. At least I think I agree with them.

Sometimes I suspect that everything and everybody is just a part of you, like the cells of one big organism. If that is true, then all I can say is that there is no way I can understand it all. All I know is that I am part of something much bigger than who I think I am. Who and what I think we are?

But this is all bullshit. The fact of my existance is that I am sitting here writing this shit. None of the other stuff matters. I won't ask any why questions because I know you will come up with some kind of crazy-assed answer that only makes me ask more why questions. I love why questions, though. I am just not in the mood for them today.

Being alive is a trip. Whatever or whomever I may think I am and whatever role I am supposed to play, it has been damned interesting so far, and I am trying to do what I think you would have me do. I think that you want me to learn to love myself, love other people, and help maybe to help learn to heal people so that they know how truly godlike they really are. But like I said, I fuck up a lot.

If I think of you as a personlike thing that is outside and distinct from me, then I hope we can have a chat someday.

If I think of me as just being a part of you, all I can do is hum, and be awed by how completely complex, multitudenous, all-encompassing, and uncomprhensable the whole is to a little fart like me. You are a fucking tirp.

Have a god damned good day, God. I'll try to do the same.

riff

PS- you know what I mean

 

[freescorfr]

Riff's birthday tribute

I've just read Riff's prayer in B_B's Prayer thread:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77867


Like a lot of Riff's post it's real, very real.


Maybe people could post some of their best riffisms for his birthday. His porn, his philosphy, his witticisms, himself.


I know that all over Europe people are burning texts like Savonarola's persecutors.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn/earl.cgi

As a start here is his prayer. a little abridged. The original is what I call a real prayer.


:
God.

I am trying. I fuck up a whole shitload. I sometimes wish you and your sluts would just send my stupid ass a goddamn jizz and tell my stupid ass fuckin' what that bastard is you and your sluts want for my stupid ass to fuckin' do, but if you did that, then, shit, I would never learn how in the hell to figure shit out for myself. That piece of shit rules. That bastard's so god-damn hard sometimes. That bastard hurts like hell sometimes, but I forgive you and your monkey...................

If I think of my stupid ass as just being a part of you and your hand-job, all I can do is hum, and be awed by how in the hell completely complex, multitudenous, all-encompassing, and uncomprhensable the whole damn is to a little fart like my stupid ass. You are a motherfucking fucking tirp.

Have a god damned GOOD day, God. I should wallop your throat. I'll try to do the fucking same.

riff

PS- you know fuckin' what I mean

 

[freescorfr]

Shit that was meant to be a new thread.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Please watch over my mother and her surgeon tomorrow. Please, don't let this be cancer.

 

[Black_Bird]

God, I pray that those literotica members who face illness over come their disease and pain.

A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.

But I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith
And I'm still right here.

Wait it out,
Gonna wait it out,
Be patient (wait it out).

If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.

If there were no desire to heal
The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen here
I certainly would've walked away by now.

And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.

Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

And if there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may.

Gonna wait it out.

 

[perks]

Dear God,

Thankyou for the life of my daughter. I am ever changed by the blessing of her. Give me the never ending strength of a mother's love and help me guide her to take the path only she can choose.

Thankyou for letting me be her mother.

melanie