Practical Jokes

[Savage Kitten]

There is a Sergeant at work, who I went to high school with, who is having his 29th birthday tomorrow. I have been racking my brain but fail to come up with an "innocent", little, practical joke that we can play on him at work tomorrow.

So, while I am surfin the net tryin to find some ideas, I was wondering.......

Have any of you played some awesome practical jokes on anyone? or had a joke/prank played on you?

 

[The_old_man]

Yes.

Don't!

 

[Cheyenne]

My favorite is to give people with milestone birthdays a walking cane as their gift.

If you had more time, I'd send lots of birthday cards about being old, one each day for a period of time in advance of the birthday. Better yet, send then anonymously. Make the person wonder who is tormenting them.

 

[Nighthunter]

smeared Vaseline on a friends door handles,

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Saran wrap over the toilet seat (make sure you leave some slack, easier clean up)

 

[Cheyenne]

Those are birthday jokes to play on someone at work? Gee, I'm glad I don't work with YOU people.

 

[Weird Harold]

There is a Sergeant at work, who I went to high school with, who is having his 29th birthday tomorrow. I have been racking my brain but fail to come up with an "innocent", little, practical joke that we can play on him at work tomorrow. [/B]

A dozen roses from "Bruce"?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Practical Jokes

A dozen roses from "Bruce"?

Now THAT'S more like it!

I helped someone do the birthday card plan at work. She had different people write and send the cards from different cities so that the 50 year old birthday boy couldn't figure out who was behind the plot. His wife was in on it.

On the card I wrote out for her, I signed it "secret admirer" and added a note about how I loved old guys. Drove him nuts when he couldn't figure out the handwriting.

 

[willywanker]

This isn't one to pull on a friend but one I used on a fellow who decided not to pay for a plan I had drawn for him.

In our area, we have a weekly called the Bargin Mart, may have other names other places but its a place you can advertise what you have for sale for free then pay them a fee when it sells.

I called and placed the following ad.... "1950 Harley panhead, parting out, lots of new part, work second shift, call after 11:30" and included his home phone number.

Would have loved to have seen his face when bikers started calling him at midnight for the 2 weeks that the ad ran. I never got my money but I did let him know who was responsible for the phone calls. Did I mention he was a lawyer?

 

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[LittleRedDevil]

I was watching an episode of the Drew Carey show and Mimi turned his drawers upside down so when he opened one everything hit the floor.

 

[willywanker]

LRD reminded me of one we pulled on a teacher in High School.

We pulled the desk chair back, then turn the desk completely around, then moved everything on top of the desk around so it looked the same. Teacher came in, sat down, tried to slide up under desk and there was no knee hole.

Another one we pulled on the same teacher. We had her for home room. She taught Home Ec. At Christmas time we came in early, got the cook books down and wrapped them up as a gift. At first she thought we had been so thoughtful to purchase new copies of the books so she had extra's til she saw the old one were gone.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Re: Re: Practical Jokes

A dozen roses from "Bruce"?

LMAO! I'm gonna do this!

with a note attached:

My Dearest Chris,

Have a wonderful birthday. Last night was incredible.

Still Sweating,
Bruce

 

[Pokerman]

SK-

great new avatar!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Some years ago a friend of mine who worked at an office had a manager who was leaving for pastures new, but before he could go his underlings got a photo of said manager, scanned it into a PC the grafted it onto a photo of two guys going for it, if you know what I mean, then they put it in a lovely frame and put it on his desk next to the photo of his wife and kids