Pr0n is mostly shots of cock and cunt

[NoJo]

I torrented a huge video file overnight, two hours of porn, and arrived here in my office this morning full of eager anticipation as to what I'd ended up downloading.

Lots and lots of fucking, cunnilingus and fellatio. Ad nauseam.

What did I expect? Art, dammit.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Video killed the porn star.

 

[Huckleman2000]

To me, the Golden Age of Porn was when they did porn versions of the classics. The porno Alice in Wonderland. The porno Cinderella, which was a musical! Instead of the glass slipper, she was blessed with a 'snapping pussy'. So the Prince had to go from house to house looking for 'the snapper'. Flesh Gordon, with the penis-shaped spaceship.

They just don't make'em like that anymore.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Try gay porn, I'm sure they have a guy named Art.

 

[Guest]

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[Rumple Foreskin]

I torrented a huge video file overnight, two hours of porn, and arrived here in my office this morning full of eager anticipation as to what I'd ended up downloading.

Lots and lots of fucking, cunnilingus and fellatio. Ad nauseam.

What did I expect? Art, dammit.

Poor Sub Joe; ever the optimist.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

What's "torrent?"

<---clueless

 

[TheEarl]

What's "torrent?"

<---clueless

Basically an easy way of getting video from the internet. It's how I tend to watch television nowadays; I find a show that I like and then torrent all of the episodes.

The Earl

 

[Aurora Black]

I Torrent. The Blue Frog is my God.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Pr0n is mostly shots of cock and cunt

What's Pr0n?

 

[Aurora Black]

What's Pr0n?

The NC-17 Director's Cut of "Tron," I'm guessing.

*pushes up glasses, snorts*

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

The NC-17 Director's Cut of "Tron," I'm guessing.

*pushes up glasses, snorts*

Morning, Aurora

 

[Aurora Black]

Morning, Aurora

Top 'o the morning to you, too.

 

[cloudy]

I Torrent. The Blue Frog is my God.

Blue Frog?

 

[Aurora Black]

Blue Frog?

Azureus, a widely used Torrent program.

 

[NoJo]

What's Pr0n?

You need to up your posting rate - at only 3,500 posts per month you'll never keep up with the rapidly evolving jargon online.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Azureus, a widely used Torrent program.

I use Torrent sometimes... sometimes Limewire... both have advantages and disadvantages.

LOVED the old original Napster. Damn

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You need to up your posting rate - at only 3,500 posts per month you'll never keep up with the rapidly evolving jargon online.

Damn! Does that mean I need to post more. (And it's only about 1700 posts per month on this name begun 7/2/06... 9000 + as Jenny _S) <wink>

 

[Antfarmer77]

To me, the Golden Age of Porn was when they did porn versions of the classics. The porno Alice in Wonderland. The porno Cinderella, which was a musical! Instead of the glass slipper, she was blessed with a 'snapping pussy'. So the Prince had to go from house to house looking for 'the snapper'. Flesh Gordon, with the penis-shaped spaceship.

They just don't make'em like that anymore.

OMG...I thought I was the only one who'd seen those!! LOL

 

[CharleyH]

I torrented a huge video file overnight, two hours of porn, and arrived here in my office this morning full of eager anticipation as to what I'd ended up downloading.

Lots and lots of fucking, cunnilingus and fellatio. Ad nauseam.

What did I expect? Art, dammit.

LOL - you should have asked me - I reviewed that site. LOL!

 

[Lisa Denton]

I PM'ed you something to get into a site that I thought was too artsy.

Remember that artsy often means soft-core.

To each his/her own.

 

[CharleyH]

I PM'ed you something to get into a site that I thought was too artsy.

Remember that artsy often means soft-core.

To each his/her own.

Depends

 

[CharleyH]

Just a bump.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

You need to up your posting rate - at only 3,500 posts per month you'll never keep up with the rapidly evolving jargon online.

Accepted the fact that will never join the elite posting circles due to poor performance in number of posts. Feel so inadequate, must have another glass of wine.

 

[Guest]

To me, the Golden Age of Porn was when they did porn versions of the classics. The porno Alice in Wonderland. The porno Cinderella, which was a musical! Instead of the glass slipper, she was blessed with a 'snapping pussy'. So the Prince had to go from house to house looking for 'the snapper'. Flesh Gordon, with the penis-shaped spaceship.

They just don't make'em like that anymore.

i think The Sound of Music would make a great lezbean flick...
im mentally casting it right now.