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I would very much like fopr someone to write story about fucking chickens.,
Merelan, I don't think that's what Dixon meant when he said he "digs chicks."
How do you pronounce this thread starter's name I wonder? Well, I'll just call him Chicken Fucker.
Chicken Fucker, I could probably write the story but I need more details. Do you whack the chickens' heads off before you fuck them? I mean, they do a lot more squirming and jumping once they have been decapitated.
How do you pronounce this thread starter's name I wonder? Well, I'll just call him Chicken Fucker.
Chicken Fucker, I could probably write the story but I need more details. Do you whack the chickens' heads off before you fuck them? I mean, they do a lot more squirming and jumping once they have been decapitated.
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HA HA. i like u deborax you are funny. HA HA. i laugh lots at you. i think it best if chicken dead because of accidents could be happening. dick and no stuffing HA HA.
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Why did the Farmer cross the road?
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
ChickenMan, I'm working on the story but I'm having difficulty with the dialogue. How exactly does a dude hit on a chicken? Does the conversation go something like this?
"Yo, chickie, wanna pluck? I don't like fish anyway. Don't I just remind you so much of Colonel Sanders?"
Speaking of plucking and fucking, ChickenMan, I bet you know the story of "pluck yew" which was the origination of the expression "fuck you." Really. A battle between the French and the British. Hint: It was a middle finger thing. Another hint: Think bow.
"Yo, chickie, wanna pluck? I don't like fish anyway. Don't I just remind you so much of Colonel Sanders?"
Speaking of plucking and fucking, ChickenMan, I bet you know the story of "pluck yew" which was the origination of the expression "fuck you." Really. A battle between the French and the British. Hint: It was a middle finger thing. Another hint: Think bow.
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Hey, how bout a non-consent Chicken story. It can be called " Run, Chicken, Run"
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He did, didn't you know they have internet access in jail. Well, after all, he did work in the bookmobile.
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He did, didn't you know they have internet access in jail. Well, after all, he did work in the bookmobile.
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Is that what the movie Chicken Run is about?
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Is that what the movie Chicken Run is about?
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LMAO ... you people crack me up.
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LoL!!!!!!!
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LoL!!!!!!!
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Is that what the movie Chicken Run is about?
Okay, stay with me here 'cause this is semi-relevant. D'you remember that book "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", by Richard Bach? Well, years ago someone wrote a parody titled "Jonathan Segal Chicken", about a chicken that learns to fly, free his fellow chickens from Colonel Sanders, chases D.B. Hacker out of a plane, and ends up as God's supper. Now, I haven't seen "Chicken Run", but I'm wondering a) if anyone here has read or heard of the spoof book (which was very good), and b) if so, does "Chicken Run" bear any resemblance to the book.
Okay, stay with me here 'cause this is semi-relevant. D'you remember that book "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", by Richard Bach? Well, years ago someone wrote a parody titled "Jonathan Segal Chicken", about a chicken that learns to fly, free his fellow chickens from Colonel Sanders, chases D.B. Hacker out of a plane, and ends up as God's supper. Now, I haven't seen "Chicken Run", but I'm wondering a) if anyone here has read or heard of the spoof book (which was very good), and b) if so, does "Chicken Run" bear any resemblance to the book.
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I don't know Laurel.
But I do remember "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", and I remember liking it, when I was a young teen. I read it again a few years later, and thought it was the most insipid simplistic childish thing I'd read since "Green Eggs and Ham".
That is until I read another of his books -- I can't remember the title, but it was about a pilot who suddenly realized that he was flying around with the messiah. I admit that reading it was a guilty pleasure, but I knew, even while reading it, that it was tree-hugger New Age drip. The worst book I'd ever read.
Unitl a few years later, when I read ANOTHER one of his books. A novel called "The Bridge." More flying, more excrutiatingly simple-minded existential bunk. I chucked it after 150 pages. Awful, awful, awful.
But I do remember "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", and I remember liking it, when I was a young teen. I read it again a few years later, and thought it was the most insipid simplistic childish thing I'd read since "Green Eggs and Ham".
That is until I read another of his books -- I can't remember the title, but it was about a pilot who suddenly realized that he was flying around with the messiah. I admit that reading it was a guilty pleasure, but I knew, even while reading it, that it was tree-hugger New Age drip. The worst book I'd ever read.
Unitl a few years later, when I read ANOTHER one of his books. A novel called "The Bridge." More flying, more excrutiatingly simple-minded existential bunk. I chucked it after 150 pages. Awful, awful, awful.
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Laurel said:
Hehehe...ummm...yeah I've seen Chicken Run. Ya see all the little Havocmakers have gone away to Grandma and Grandpa's house for a few weeks (a time referred to around here as "Mom and Dad's Vacation"), so Mrs. Havoc said the other day, "Let's go see a movie"...I was all for that idea, as I had been wanting to see "Gladiator" since it was released, Mrs. H, however informed me she wanted to see "Chicken Run". So after some debate and online researching of critics and moviegoers reviews (isn't the Internet great?), we decided to go see both...my choice first, then hers, (because of available showtimes folks, not because I always get my way).
"Gladiator" kicked some major-league ass...but that's not the question is it? Hmmmmm....okay...
Yes I have read both of the works you referenced...JLS, and the parody...I don't think "Chicken Run" was very much like "Jonathan Segal Chicken" at all. On the contrary it was actually a pretty good movie, and the opening sequences are a fantastic parody/tribute to the classic WWII movie "The Great Escape"...right down to Steve McQueen's "cooler king" character and the ball he would bounce off the wall...but I don't want to say too much about the storyline...other than, I wasn't really excited about seeing it, but those first few scenes, as the opening credits rolled, won me over completely...I know it's supposed to be a "kids" movie, but there are enough "adult" aimed comments to keep you chuckling...even a couple of obvious "Star Trek" references...and the two Rat characters stole the show...
Go see it...everyone...even you DCL...don't worry, all of the animal sex is only "implied"...hehehe, how's that for a teaser, eh?
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Implied animal sex? Now, I may have been thiking about going to see that movie at one time, but that thought is gone. I do not care to see animal sex of any sort...wheteher real or implied!
As for Gladiator, it was a great movie...watched it 3 times with various friends. Could've used a few more sex scenes and alot less clothing on the part of the Gladiator, but I suppose we can't have it all. Perhaps someone could write me a sequel to it...Gladiator does Georgia...or something of that efect.
Another one you should see is The Patriot..that was great...Mel Gibson YUMMY
As for Gladiator, it was a great movie...watched it 3 times with various friends. Could've used a few more sex scenes and alot less clothing on the part of the Gladiator, but I suppose we can't have it all. Perhaps someone could write me a sequel to it...Gladiator does Georgia...or something of that efect.
Another one you should see is The Patriot..that was great...Mel Gibson YUMMY
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I've been wanting to see "Chicken Run", specifically because of its homages to "The Great Escape". (Can't you just hear the theme music?)
Saw "The Perfect Storm". See it for the cool CGI waves, but, Lord God In Heaven, some of the worst, I mean WORST, writing to come out of Hollywood in long, long time. And I don't mean obvious bad action movie patter, I mean earnest attempts at good character and exposition writing, and all of them a thudding failure. Scene after scene of tin-earned speachifying and hokey plot contrivances. By the time you hear the last voice-over at movie's end you'll be cringing and saying things like, "My Uncle Slomo with the steel plate in his head who thinks Truman is still President, HE could write better dialogue."
Saw "The Perfect Storm". See it for the cool CGI waves, but, Lord God In Heaven, some of the worst, I mean WORST, writing to come out of Hollywood in long, long time. And I don't mean obvious bad action movie patter, I mean earnest attempts at good character and exposition writing, and all of them a thudding failure. Scene after scene of tin-earned speachifying and hokey plot contrivances. By the time you hear the last voice-over at movie's end you'll be cringing and saying things like, "My Uncle Slomo with the steel plate in his head who thinks Truman is still President, HE could write better dialogue."
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That is until I read another of his books -- I can't remember the title, but it was about a pilot who
suddenly realized that he was flying around with the messiah. I admit that reading it was a guilty
pleasure, but I knew, even while reading it, that it was tree-hugger New Age drip. The worst book
I'd ever read.
That was "Illusions". My dad married a woman who had shelves of Richard Bach and Kahlil Gibran and self-help books. I was an avid lil reader, so I read most of em. At age 10, I knew how to get through menopause, how to cope with the death of a child, and how meditation could make me a more effective person. Oh, and she sold Neo-life - that's an Amway-type franchise.
suddenly realized that he was flying around with the messiah. I admit that reading it was a guilty
pleasure, but I knew, even while reading it, that it was tree-hugger New Age drip. The worst book
I'd ever read.
That was "Illusions". My dad married a woman who had shelves of Richard Bach and Kahlil Gibran and self-help books. I was an avid lil reader, so I read most of em. At age 10, I knew how to get through menopause, how to cope with the death of a child, and how meditation could make me a more effective person. Oh, and she sold Neo-life - that's an Amway-type franchise.
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And ya'll thought some of the new requests were scary...
Chicken fucking anyone??
Chicken fucking anyone??
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Tiggs retrospective
Taking us all for a stroll down memory lane, Tiggs?
Interesting little thread you liberated from the "old days". Any more gems uncovered during your review?
Taking us all for a stroll down memory lane, Tiggs?
Interesting little thread you liberated from the "old days". Any more gems uncovered during your review?
