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[4est_4est_Gump]

Muslims Against Masturbation




*leaves bomb*


~runs~

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hard to wank when your hands are blown off.


Worse than the worst flap holster.


Even the horned toad has no answer for that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There is no masturbation in Islam anymore than there are gays or women without escorts...



But those Christians, they're even worse!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Extremists, no matter the flavo(u)r, taste like . . . Comanchero Crap.


The squaw cooks damn fine meals.


Thank the Great Spirit for her, and her notch.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can out-cook my squaw on any given day of the week...





She needs me to put up the teepee too.

She just cannot get the hang of graphite rods...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You need to learn her gooder.


Off for fun and games . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll tell her the hard rock candy has left the tent...

 

[blunt_trauma]

was the person in your parody named 'ellen fapper' though?

best name for a wank nazi ever!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

was the person in your parody named 'ellen fapper' though?

best name for a wank nazi ever!

As an Atheist, I prefer not to run around bashing the people who created the inalienable right to not be a part of their cult.



That's why I choose to bash Islam instead.

 

[MeeMie]

The difference is ... with one, you get your hands chopped off.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The difference is ... with one, you get your hands chopped off.