Posting for the first time - need a little help

[Lady Clarissa]

Hi all you fellow Literoticans.

I realise it's been eleven months! But better to come late than not at all!

Here I am again (and not a virgin poster anymore! )

(I've added some new pics to the end of the thread)


The piccy here was my first (LOL) - .

 

[Daedalus77]

Nice start.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Thanks, but do you have any suggestions on the technical front?

If you like the piccies I could post some more...

 

[Daedalus77]

I'll go with a Lit cliché. Show us your tits.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Whooa there boy ... if you think I'm that easy...

(well you might be right ) but I'll certainly need to get the technicals sorted first. I do have my pride after all!!

 

[Compman0101]

Do you mean you are trying to use the picture as an Avatar? In which case to post a personal picture you need to have more than 100 posts:
Avatars are small graphical images that you may choose in your profile. They are displayed below your username on all posts that you make. You can select the image that best describes yourself from your profile options.

Here's the list of currently available avatars:

If you have more than 100 posts, you may also specify your own custom avatar

To find out more go to user cp, edit options and Avatar.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Hi there Compman

I like it when you boys get technical

However the problem I've got is with the Biog in the main Stories section of Lit, though thanks for the info on Avitars.

100 posts sounds like a lot, but I seem to have got to 4 under my belt in as many minutes, and I did not expect any replies until tomorrow.

 

[JukiOokami]

Nice start so far hun. Very nice erotic picture
Hope your day is going well

 

[Curious Guy]

Such a beautiful ass shot, and she probably has an English accent as well.

Damn, just damn.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Thanks for the compliment - this was one of 'Photo-Mike's personal faves ......well what usually happens next certainly is his personal fave so he tells me.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Such a beautiful ass shot, and she probably has an English accent as well.

Damn, just damn.

Well as the name implies, I am a Lady, (well some of the time anyway )

And yes my good fellow, my accent is as fine as cut glass!!

Is that how you Yanks like us??

 

[JukiOokami]

Well as the name implies, I am a Lady, (well some of the time anyway )

And yes my good fellow, my accent is as fine as cut glass!!

Is that how you Yanks like us??

I think we like you for much great reasons

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Gents!!!

You're doing my ego a considerable favour, for even Ladies of fine breeding find it difficult to resist a compliment.

However the small matter of my technical problem remains unanswered.

Do I have to offer a prize???

 

[JukiOokami]

A prize you say, you being here is a prize to us all. The question is what is it we can do for you?

 

[Lady Clarissa]

A prize you say, you being here is a prize to us all. The question is what is it we can do for you?

Why thank you Sir!

If you were to slay the dragon AND tell me how to get my piccy to appear in my biog, I am sure I will be moved to express my gratiude pictorially

Who knows, I might even get pictorially carried away!!

 

[JukiOokami]

Why thank you Sir!

If you were to slay the dragon AND tell me how to get my piccy to appear in my biog, I am sure I will be moved to express my gratiude pictorially

Who knows, I might even get pictorially carried away!!

I shall see if I can be of any help to you. : bows :

 

[Lady Clarissa]

I shall see if I can be of any help to you. : bows :

Why thank you Sir

You are quite the gentleman , I must retire to my bed now, but I shall return tomorrow to see whether the dragon has been slain and set about the prize giving

 

[JukiOokami]

Why thank you Sir

You are quite the gentleman , I must retire to my bed now, but I shall return tomorrow to see whether the dragon has been slain and set about the prize giving

Rest well my lady.

 

[JustDick2U]

Your champion claims his prize

Why thank you Sir!

If you were to slay the dragon AND tell me how to get my piccy to appear in my biog, I am sure I will be moved to express my gratiude pictorially

Who knows, I might even get pictorially carried away!!

My lady's problem with posting is because her beautiful ass is naked, and this is outside the biog picture criteria set by the Lit Admin people.

I am please to report that this limit does NOT apply to Amateur Picture Feedback Forum.

If my Lady posts a more demur photo thaen this shoukd be accepted.

Now, I can report that, with the dragon slain, I attend my Lady and remind her of her pledge of a prize.

I, along with my fellow knights, look forward to be of further service.

BTW, my cock, who has a special interest in these matter, tells me that he is absolutely sure that ther is an error on you forum biog state you age as 41-50. My cock swears that your smooth and shapely ass has never seen more than 25 botdays (or is that birthdays). I must say that I am inclined to agreed with my cock.

You really do have a fine ass, and we are hoping ( and expecting) that you front matches.

 

[Frisky Bunny]

A fine English Rose.

I can;t help with the technical stuff at all, in fact all I'm able to do is admire that damn fine pic of yours. Maybe you can just forget about the technicalities and show us more of of your cute little ass. I for one would be most grateful for that.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Re: Your champion claims his prize

My lady's problem with posting is because her beautiful ass is naked, and this is outside the biog picture criteria set by the Lit Admin people.

I am please to report that this limit does NOT apply to Amateur Picture Feedback Forum.

If my Lady posts a more demur photo thaen this shoukd be accepted.

Now, I can report that, with the dragon slain, I attend my Lady and remind her of her pledge of a prize.

I, along with my fellow knights, look forward to be of further service.

BTW, my cock, who has a special interest in these matter, tells me that he is absolutely sure that ther is an error on you forum biog state you age as 41-50. My cock swears that your smooth and shapely ass has never seen more than 25 botdays (or is that birthdays). I must say that I am inclined to agreed with my cock.

You really do have a fine ass, and we are hoping ( and expecting) that you front matches.

My goodly knight, I blush at your compliments, it would be ungracious of a lady, even one as horny as I, to reveal her age


I am however as good as my word, and will reward you henceforth ......

I will be able to reward further as the week progresses

 

[bluntman47]

Very nice... looking forward to the week progressing

 

[pao 13]

Good evening from Greece!!! Congratulations for your thread....and welcome in Lit! You are gorgeous,your body is so hot.... You definetely belong to the top 3 of the sexiest women in LIT....In my personal top -3- you are in the first place.....i want to see more...plzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Lady Clarissa]

A fine English Rose.

I can;t help with the technical stuff at all, in fact all I'm able to do is admire that damn fine pic of yours. Maybe you can just forget about the technicalities and show us more of of your cute little ass. I for one would be most grateful for that.

I do try to please, , so here is a little offering from Red Rose collection.

 

[Lady Clarissa]

Why thank you Pao and Bluntman, I find it difficult to resist a compliment, but I just logged in to check for replies and need to get my beauty sleep.

I'll be back tomorrow - so please watch this space!!