Posted a Personal months ago but am frustrated with the lack of responses

[krkjmst]

Hi all. I posted this in the personals section several months ago:-

Hi all, I'm looking for someone here who could write stories for me based on my fantasies, and in exchange I'd write stories for them based on theirs. The reason I'm not posting this in a writing forum is because it's really purely a sexual thing. I wanna find someone, doesn't matter if it's male or female, just someone who'd be interested in writing stories for me that would have me, as I said in a PM to one of the mods here, "cumming like a geyser". And in exchange, I would write stories that would hopefully do the exact same thing for you. The stories would remain strictly between us though in emails, no publication on any websites, especially not this one as my fantasies go way beyond anything this site allows. You should check out this thread really and think about it before replying, http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=536999, and if you're interested, PM me, and if you've got an open mind, and a strong stomach, we can take it from there. I also really only want someone who has Yahoo or MSN Messenger too (krkjmst on Yahoo, krkjmst2 @ hotmail.com on MSN) so we can chat and build up a rapport and a trust before we enter into this together. I don't want any creepy weirdos, especially if you have trouble telling the difference between fantasy and reality. My fantasies go beyond all boundaries of acceptability, but they are solely fantasies, 100%. If I get anyone who sounds weird, I'll be blocking you both here and on Yahoo and MSN, so please, before you reply, be sane, and stable. Looking forward to hearing from you.

it's had nearly 500 views, but so far i've only had just over a dozen responses or so, and none of them seem to have really amounted to anything. so i thought as this seems to be the most frequently used section of the board, from what i've examined of it so far, i'd post it here too and see if i have any better luck with it. either that or the thread will just get closed.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'd say that a little more than one response per fifty views is pretty good returns, actually. Especially with all those dire hints (which are appreciated, don't get me wrong!) about how horrible your fantasies are...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'd say that a little more than one response per fifty views is pretty good returns, actually. Especially with all those dire hints (which are appreciated, don't get me wrong!) about how horrible your fantasies are...

*snerk*

 

[TE999]

"Sane," "Stable" and "cumming like a geyser" do not belong in the same paragraph.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Sane," "Stable" and "cumming like a geyser" do not belong in the same paragraph.

"Sane" could be in the prior paragraph. "Stable" comes after "cumming like a geyser," in the hospital sense of the word....

 

[TE999]

"Sane" could be in the prior paragraph. "Stable" comes after "cumming like a geyser," in the hospital sense of the word....

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."

WooWooWooWoo!

 

[Stella_Omega]

OP, I apologise for our levity in your thread. I'm honestly wishing you luck-- there might be someone here who would like to hear more.

I noticed in your first thread that someone recommended that you google-- did you? Did you find anything?

 

[slyc_willie]

I wonder if the responses -- or lack thereof -- are based upon his post. He asks for writers, and ofers to write in return. If it was just the former, a few authors might take him up. But, considering that he offers to write in return, that means his work will be associated with whomever choses to write with him.

His post does not offer much, other than a fairly good grasp of grammar. But few specifics are given, except that he has admitedly deviant tastes. Most authors would want to know more. By posting this in the Playgrounders, he is limiting himself. By posting it here afterward, he has compromised himself.

And then there is the caveat that he would not post the stories on Lit. I would say that pretty much kills his credibility.

 

[wishfulthinking]

c'mon (albeit snerking too), we're a bunch of writers. The least would could do is offer some suggestions to make the package more appealing. Truthfully, what is a geysar?

 

[keeblercrumb]

"...... I don't want any creepy weirdos, especially if you have trouble telling the difference between fantasy and reality. My fantasies go beyond all boundaries of acceptability....",

You see.. now this is where I get confused.... Being pretty much a creepy weirdo, myself, I routinely have trouble with this fantasy and reality thing. But that is just me... (a few years back, I actually met someone in real life and we sort of acted out the fantasy we had been playing with online. Was that real? It felt kinda real..... (which is to say good))( see what I mean? It's just downright confusing sometimes!!!)

Now being a creepy weirdo myself, I personally don't take offense, but I suspect maybe one reason why no one has jumped at this wonderful opportunity is that for someone who has fantasies which "go beyond all boundaries of acceptability" you come off as being a tad bit judgmental.

But one thing I HAVE learned... is that it is a big world at there in the ether... and someone may actually find this all appealing....

Good luck!

In the meantime, I am filing this as a complaint to the "anti-creepy weirdo defamation office" the next time I am back home in Amsterdam. Assuming I don't forget about it when I get there which happens occasionaly. Okay, it happens a lot. What are we talking about anyway?

-KC

 

[krkjmst]

I noticed in your first thread that someone recommended that you google-- did you? Did you find anything?

To which thread are you referring, my first posting of this thread? Or my "Can it ever be wrong to fantasise?" thread?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

To which thread are you referring, my first posting of this thread? Or my "Can it ever be wrong to fantasise?" thread?

I've been known to get myself into trouble here and elsewhere by saying "It's not wrong to fantasize about anything."

That said, there aren't many writers here in the AH who write on demand, actually... we're all pretty busy feeding our own muses.

I'd help you out, considering my views are pretty liberal when it comes to fantasy, and I definitely know the different between fantasy and reality... but I'm swamped with the demands of a big bald guy with lots of piercings and tattoos myself... (my muse)

 

[krkjmst]

OK, well, thanks anyway. Do you know an area I could go to here where there might be people who would be interested?

 

[Stella_Omega]

OK, well, thanks anyway. Do you know an area I could go to here where there might be people who would be interested?

Interested in what?
Coprophagia?
Humping rotten roadkill?
Pissing into open wounds?
Getting gangbanged by baboons?
Google is your friend, friend.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

This is my take -

You want us to write YOUR story. Then you will write ours. Why don't you just write your own damn story and stop whining. You couldn't write what I write anyway.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

This is my take -

You want us to write YOUR story. Then you will write ours. Why don't you just write your own damn story and stop whining. You couldn't write what I write anyway.

No I get where he's coming from... it's more fun, when you want to get off, to read someone else's words... I get turned on by my own stories, but I don't get off on them... I think there's a difference...

and Stella... my god, your imagination, woman!!

I like it.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Interested in what?
Coprophagia?
Humping rotten roadkill?
Pissing into open wounds?
Getting gangbanged by baboons?
Google is your friend, friend.

Stella, the baboon thing is quite nice. Iwonder if it could be on allogoriclly to get by the Lit Police

 

[Stella_Omega]

No I get where he's coming from... it's more fun, when you want to get off, to read someone else's words... I get turned on by my own stories, but I don't get off on them... I think there's a difference...

and Stella... my god, your imagination, woman!!

I like it.

If krkjmst could just get the gumption to name some aspect-- seriously, and it's obviously very difficult-- he or she might have better luck. because to find someone who likes coprophagia, (if that's it) is difficult enough, without you saying that's what you're looking for.

And your disgusting idea might not seem quite as horrible to some other person.

But my hold on my own stability and sanity is just that little bit to tenuous to risk it sight-unseen, yanno? I'd have to have some kind of clue as to what I was about to look at.

(and neither am I offering, because I never seem to finish anything these days.)

Stella, the baboon thing is quite nice. Iwonder if it could be on allogoriclly to get by the Lit Police

I actually did read something with baboons in it-- one of those old, yellow-cover paperbacks from the fifties!

Wonder what happened to those books...

 

[3113]

Truthfully, what is a geysar?

It's a cross between this:

http://www.swisseduc.ch/stromboli/perm/yellowstone/icons/castle_geyser_3.jpg

And this:

http://www.tybeetyme.com/tb/images/Geezer.jpg

Humping rotten roadkill?

See, now I would SO read this story....

 

[krkjmst]

I've been known to get myself into trouble here and elsewhere by saying "It's not wrong to fantasize about anything."

May I ask how you got into trouble, what the general discussion was about?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

May I ask how you got into trouble, what the general discussion was about?

Well, one day she was walking down the street in her cute, tight powder blue undies, when this cop rolls up...but I should let her tell it, shouldn't I?

 

[3113]

Well, one day she was walking down the street in her cute, tight powder blue undies, when this cop rolls up...but I should let her tell it, shouldn't I?

It wasn't just that she was wearing only powder blue undies. It was the baboon she had in the back seat that got her pulled over. But you're right, we should let her tell the story.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It wasn't just that she was wearing only powder blue undies. It was the baboon she had in the back seat that got her pulled over. But you're right, we should let her tell the story.

Are you saying our cute little Selena has some junk in her trunk that looks like a baboon?

She was walking, not driving?!?! Now I'm really confused.

 

[3113]

Are you saying our cute little Selena has some junk in her trunk that looks like a baboon?

Naw, I'm saying she was chauffeuring a monkey. And it didn't help that the baboon had an open bottle of beer.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Naw, I'm saying she was chauffeuring a monkey. And it didn't help that the baboon had an open bottle of beer.

What's the legal drinking age for primates, anyways?