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[carsonshepherd]

There's this guy, and I know he knows I'm still getting over this bad relationship, but we can still be friends with benefits, but he's not getting with the program. I went over to his house this week and gave him a blowjob but he was over here until midnight last night and NOTHING.

I can't decide if
A) he's trying to give me time to get over this relationship hangover so he won't be my rebound man, which is totally understandable and I don't want to hurt him because he's my friend. Maybe he really cares about me and wants more than just a FWB hookup. Fuck.
B) he thinks of me more as a friend.
C) he's really that clueless.

How much more obvious can I be? I fucking cooked him pancakes last night! Jesus Christ.

I was just fine without having sex, I could've held out for a long time, but HE was the one who grabbed me and started making out with me several weeks ago and started all this. I didn't even think about sex (with another person) until he did that, so it's all his fault that now I want it and he won't give it to me.

Arrrrgh! *chokes him*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh! and when I told him last night that he didn't have to go home, he said "Well, yes, I do." And he said he'd take a raincheck. I mean I know he has a bad sprained ankle right now, but still!

 

[Aurora Black]

But I don't like being surprised! I know it's supposed to be romantic and all that, but let me know when you're coming! You can't just leave the Internet cafe with a weak "I'm going to get some air," and then you go on an actual airplane! I waited for you go log on for several hours, and then you called from fucking Athens! WTF?

 

[cloudy]

Who would've thought I would miss Canada? I mean it's cold as hell up there, and the speed limits suck to a states driver like me, and there's no place to shop once you get out of Toronto, and the money is weird, and...

Damn it.

 

[Aurora Black]

Who would've thought I would miss Canada? I mean it's cold as hell up there, and the speed limits suck to a states driver like me, and there's no place to shop once you get out of Toronto, and the money is weird, and...

Damn it.

You'll be back.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Who would've thought I would miss Canada? I mean it's cold as hell up there, and the speed limits suck to a states driver like me, and there's no place to shop once you get out of Toronto, and the money is weird, and...

Damn it.

They bloody don't know how to pronounce the word "out," either.

 

[bashfull]

Grrrr....

I can't even get virtually laid! Been ages! How's that for a whine!

 

[arienette]

They bloody don't know how to pronounce the word "out," either.

Or "about", for that matter. I watched The South Park movie last night and thought about Cloudy.

 

[scriptordelecto]

BITCH of a week! Had a migraine then a tummy bug, then nearly broke my nose and sprained my wrist. Good thing I'm used to typing with one hand! What I want to know is, why the sudden karmic backlash? Geeesh!

 

[cloudy]

Or "about", for that matter. I watched The South Park movie last night and thought about Cloudy.

about = aboot

house = well, it's pronounced weird, a cross between hos (long "o") and "hoose"

but, they say "I love you" exactly the same way.

 

[RogueLurker]

about = aboot

house = well, it's pronounced weird, a cross between hos (long "o") and "hoose"

but, they say "I love you" exactly the same way.

We do not say aboot!!!!

I'd have to hear you pronounce house before I give you that one ... I know that I get odd looks for the way I pronounce roof and router/route.

If you ever make it up my way, Cloudy, listen closely for the Valley twang ... you'll hear about how someone had to go to the boink and get one of those deposit boigs. (more of an a sound than the o ... but the closest I can get to spelling it as it sounds).


oh yeah ... and if you order a poutine and forget to sound the "n" ... you'll get one heck of a dirty look from the woman in the chip wagon.

 

[cloudy]

We do not say aboot!!!!

I'd have to hear you pronounce house before I give you that one ... I know that I get odd looks for the way I pronounce roof and router/route.

If you ever make it up my way, Cloudy, listen closely for the Valley twang ... you'll hear about how someone had to go to the boink and get one of those deposit boigs. (more of an a sound than the o ... but the closest I can get to spelling it as it sounds).

well...it's really something between "aboot" and "aboat." I'm not complaining at all - I even say "eh, y'all" now.

eta: in fact, when I went to my son's parent night at his school last week, it was made very clear to me how much of a northern accent I had picked up when his teacher said, "You're not from here, are you?"

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Well, i wish you weren't my lecturer, coz ur just my type. damnit, why do you have to have tattoos, peircings and teach my favourite subject? why?...damn i would take you on the front desk if given half the chance.

 

[RogueLurker]

Well, i wish you weren't my lecturer, coz ur just my type. damnit, why do you have to have tattoos, peircings and teach my favourite subject? why?...damn i would take you on the front desk if given half the chance.

Hmmm ... I'm sensing another story ...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Hmmm ... I'm sensing another story ...

I started it last night ;-p

wanted to run it by you, but i think i've given you enough to deal with atm! btw, how is it?

 

[RogueLurker]

I started it last night ;-p

wanted to run it by you, but i think i've given you enough to deal with atm! btw, how is it?

was gambling my butt off today ...I'll review it tomorrow.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

was gambling my butt off today ...I'll review it tomorrow.

hehe not to worry!
where in canada are you from? (ballpark)
my ex was from Alberta

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well, I guess we won't be fucking bent over the bathroom vanity, cuz the furnace register opens right on the kitchen and I could hear your parents' dog walking around downstairs.

 

[ungenderless]

I'm sad...I was three votes away from being eligible for the Halloween contest (but then 2 votes disappeared). I didn't think I would win, but...just being eligible would have meant a lot to me. Oh well...

 

[cloudy]

I'm sad...I was three votes away from being eligible for the Halloween contest (but then 2 votes disappeared). I didn't think I would win, but...just being eligible would have meant a lot to me. Oh well...

Patience, grasshopper. You, too, shall enter a contest one day, have plenty of votes to be eligible, but most of them will be from the horrid under-the-bridge dwellers known as "trolls," and then you, too, can lament your scores.

 

[ungenderless]

Patience, grasshopper. You, too, shall enter a contest one day, have plenty of votes to be eligible, but most of them will be from the horrid under-the-bridge dwellers known as "trolls," and then you, too, can lament your scores.

Hee! Your wittyness amuses me. I'm not sad anymore

 

[poppy1963]

I went out Saturday and did all my "shopping" for the week...cause it's getting COLD here and I am not yet adjusted to it....and I hate going outside in the cold.

This morning my printer ink alert started blinking. I am running out of ink and I don't seem to have any extra cartridges here.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

If i turn up to your lecture slightly buzzed on tuesday and say something outrageous involving the words 'shag' 'desk' 'now' please fulfil my request!


I am even more frustrated at this fixation i have on my lecturer now coz all my mates are tellig me to say something...which most certainly wont happen lol.

 

[Toa_lin]

My dumbass brother

God-damn! my bro is SUCH a dumb-ass... This time he did something dumb enough to get himself arrested.... And I'M supposed to get him out in the end... Why do i put myself through this?..... It's not worth the agrivation.... *sigh* but he IS family afterall.... Okay I'm done whining, for now anyway.