Post your insults, RIGHT HERE!!!

[Shadowsdream]

*kneels all prettylike and bats my lashes*

i always behave Ma'am.... you know that







well maybe not always but i really do try hard.

Shall I assume that butt is angled perfectly for a dare to feel the bite of the single tail to get a true confession?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Shall I assume that butt is angled perfectly for a dare to feel the bite of the single tail to get a true confession?

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm *faints*












i don't think you need the single tail for a confession...but it would be my pleasure if you decided it was necessary.

 

[jadefirefly]

This tangent is so cute.

I don't really know Shadowsdream very well, as I've not been here long enough, but I see posts now and then and am always very impressed. I'll just pop my head up long enough to say it's a pleasure to see you posting again, even if it is just to check up and make sure Fury and KC are behaving -- they'd never be bad, would they? *halo* -- and then I'll disappear back into my hole.

I'm totally out of insults today, so I'm not allowed to stick around in this thread very long.

 

[FurryFury]

Excuuuuse me? Me behaving? Ha! I always behave! Only no ever seems to specify how they want me to behave and there are soooo many kinds of behaviors. *smiles sweetly*

Now for some real insults:

My Dad used to look at me. I'd say, "What?"

He'd say, "Is your face hurting?"

"No. Why?"

"Because it's killing me." He starts laughing his ass off at this point while I am mortally wounded with insult.

Or:

I'd say to my Dad.

"You're so full of shit, that's why your eyes are so big and brown." Said with a smile so he'd know I was teasing and therefore wouldn't actually kill me. We both laugh at this. It was usually used when he was lying his fucking ass off and we both knew it. I so prefer people who know when they lie, don't you?

How about this:

"Oh, what a quaint dress dear. Did you make it yourself?" Said in a syrupy sweet voice. From the White Wolf game, I think.

Give me time, I'll think of others but I rarely if ever use or tolerate insults.

Fury

 

[malinborn]

Shall I assume that butt is angled perfectly for a dare to feel the bite of the single tail to get a true confession?

Okay... this is a month old.. but it sent a shiver through my spine...

 

[Kajira Callista]

Okay... this is a month old.. but it sent a shiver through my spine...

Everything that Shadowsdream posts sends a shiver... somewhere lol

 

[malinborn]

/grin
Very true

 

[bronntanas]

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=16860703&postcount=125

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Be just like him and show everyone what you're really made of! [/COLOR] [/SIZE] [/FONT]

Don't miss this chance to get your jab in, too!

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No, because you didn't say please....