Post Your "How To" Story Idea's Here

[Chicklet]

Okay, so for the survivor contest I have to write a "How To" "story" but I have absolutely no idea what to write about.

Please, people, I depend on you for my very existance! Be creative and post some "Story Ideas"!!! MAKE ME PROUD!

Chicklet (with many thanks)

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Well, the only How-to that I can think of that isn't posted at Lit yet is a How-to on kissing. Or perhaps a list of positions and thier names.

Just a thought.

 

[Tatewaki]

Okay, so for the survivor contest I have to write a "How To" "story" but I have absolutely no idea what to write about.

Please, people, I depend on you for my very existance! Be creative and post some "Story Ideas"!!! MAKE ME PROUD!

Chicklet (with many thanks)

Sent you a PM.

-T

 

[sirhugs]

Okay, so for the survivor contest I have to write a "How To" "story" but I have absolutely no idea what to write about.

Please, people, I depend on you for my very existance! Be creative and post some "Story Ideas"!!! MAKE ME PROUD!

Chicklet (with many thanks)

here's a few
that may be new:

- how to cum in a public place
-exhibitionism- the "howto" of flashing
-upskirt peeping ( or getting peeped?)
-how to make love in a men's room
-how to make love in a change room
-how to find sex at work and keep your job
-how to pick fine wine( thought I'd stick just to sex?)
-how to start the sequel
- how to write an erotic fairy tale
-how to share with your roomie(s)
-beginner's guide to bondage

 

[Chicklet]

How To Skinny Dip

(without getting sunburned?)

anyone have any brainstorms on this topic?

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Okay, so for the survivor contest I have to write a "How To" "story" but I have absolutely no idea what to write about.

Please, people, I depend on you for my very existance! Be creative and post some "Story Ideas"!!! MAKE ME PROUD!

Chicklet (with many thanks)

I need some information that I can't get first hand. It ought to be a "How to ..."

What are the physical feelings of a woman during sex? I don't mean the emotion or the pleasure, but the dull mechanics. Can she actually feel semen being released into her vagina, or into her rectum, for example. Can she feel the head of a penis if it touches her cervix?

As a title try "How to write so women believe it".

 

[Chicklet]

awsome ideas = )

thanks

keep 'em comin' too, if you've got 'em!

 

[Tatewaki]

Re: How To Skinny Dip

(without getting sunburned?)

anyone have any brainstorms on this topic?

Chicklet

How's this coming along?

-T

 

[Chicklet]

How To....

Finish a story?

I think it'll be finished tonight, along with a couple others I'm working on. I wrote and finished a story with audio accompaniment...uhm....I wish we had spell check. Anyways I've finished a couple stories since I started this HOW TO thing, so give me a few more hours <wink>

Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

Re: How To....

Finish a story?

I think it'll be finished tonight, along with a couple others I'm working on. I wrote and finished a story with audio accompaniment...uhm....I wish we had spell check. Anyways I've finished a couple stories since I started this HOW TO thing, so give me a few more hours <wink>

Chicklet

I so wish I could write that fast
and so well
but then I'm just jealous of you being pretty too
but every word of praise is true

 

[Chicklet]

lol

thanks

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Hmmmm just brainstorming....

How to:

Masturbate to orgasm
Seduce your partner
Videotape yourself having sex
Spy on others having sex

Just a few...brain's not working at full speed...

 

[Guest]

Re: How To Skinny Dip

(without getting sunburned?)

anyone have any brainstorms on this topic?

Chicklet

Only at night, or during rainstorms?

 

[Chicklet]

Complete!

Okay, my how to story is complete. How to skinny-dip!

Here's a sneak peek at a little bit of it:

Everyone’s body is going to react differently to the water. Women, you will find it difficult to dive down if your chest is more than an A cup. Before, your swimsuit conveniently bound your bosom to your body, but now, you will find that since they are free, they are enjoying the water as much as you are. You will find that your breasts will be struggling to get out of the water, but also will be acting as natural lifesaving devices, which could come in useful. If you’re planning to play the part of a coy skinny-dipper, you’ll have a hard time since you breasts are going to be teasing the men. The floating breast phenomenon is a little strange at first, but you will get used to it.

Men, you will encounter the phenomenon widely known as “shrinkage.” If you are not planning to play the part of the coy skinny-dipper it is wise to acknowledge the fact that most women do not take “shrinkage” into account when determining whether or not you measure up.

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when it's posted, I'm going to put a link on this thread, so you will all have to read it. It's sort of half serious half silly, so don't give it too much crap = )

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Re: Complete!

Okay, my how to story is complete. How to skinny-dip!

Here's a sneak peek at a little bit of it:

Everyone’s body is going to react differently to the water. Women, you will find it difficult to dive down if your chest is more than an A cup. Before, your swimsuit conveniently bound your bosom to your body, but now, you will find that since they are free, they are enjoying the water as much as you are. You will find that your breasts will be struggling to get out of the water, but also will be acting as natural lifesaving devices, which could come in useful. If you’re planning to play the part of a coy skinny-dipper, you’ll have a hard time since you breasts are going to be teasing the men. The floating breast phenomenon is a little strange at first, but you will get used to it.

Men, you will encounter the phenomenon widely known as “shrinkage.” If you are not planning to play the part of the coy skinny-dipper it is wise to acknowledge the fact that most women do not take “shrinkage” into account when determining whether or not you measure up.

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when it's posted, I'm going to put a link on this thread, so you will all have to read it. It's sort of half serious half silly, so don't give it too much crap = )

Chicklet

crap?
surely , my dear, you mean manure, night soil,fertilizer,
inspiration and education, to enrich our toil, you sexy philosophiser

 

[sirhugs]

unregistered

just so you know I'm no troll
I confess that that last is mine
hope you like it fine
( damn " no cookies" setting!- this, and I could use the sugar boost too)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A-cup

Mine don't float!

Then again, I ace the Pencil Test every time...

 

[Chicklet]

Svenska, I did say over an A cup, dear = ) And what's the pencil test?

Here's my story! Go read it, rate it, enjoy it!!

Chicklethttp://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=54300

 

[pinklipstick]

Pencil Test

For those of us that are perky, we can place a pencil under our breast and the pencil will promptly fall down.

For those of us in denial, we've graduated to the think pencils used in kindergarten and fat whiteboard markers just so we can say we've passed.

For those of us who know we're beyond hope, we just use that space to hide things we don't want anyone else to find. Cookie anyone?

 

[Chicklet]

lol

yeah, i once dropped a whole bag of m&m's into my cleavage!

lol

 

[Svenskaflicka]

C-cup

My best friend told me that after giving birth to her son, she stopped using handbags when she goes out dancing. She just puts everything inside her bra. Keys, money, lipstick, bus card, deodorant...

 

[Chicklet]

lol

i had a boyfriend who made a game of trying to throw goldfish crackers down my cleavage while i wasnt looking

 

[NASCARaddicted]

back to the "how to ..."

what about how to have sex in a public place, with many people being near you.

I once heard this story, where a guy had sex with his girlfriend in a swimming pool, while many people where just a few feet away from them. But the water covers a lot, and since there isn't too much clothing if you are swimming, it is easy.

But what about something like: you sit in a subway, and your girlfriend is sitting on your lap. She is wearing a short skirt, without panties ....

 

[Guest]

Re: Pencil Test

For those of us that are perky, we can place a pencil under our breast and the pencil will promptly fall down.

For an over-weight 63-year-old male it is such a relief to know that there is at least one physical test I can pass!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

For an over-weight 63-year-old male it is such a relief to know that there is at least one physical test I can pass!

Oh, but there's a completely different test for men - put the pen just above your crotch. If there's a fold of beergut hanging down holding the pencil, you need to change the potatoe chips for carrot sticks!