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LittleJade

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Hiya!

Was just thinking about my b.com profile (which I haven't updated in a while), and thought it might be interesting to post the profile text here.

Just the text- not the name if you're not comfortable with that, but it'll be interesting to see our responses to some of the questions that are asked. So, here goes:

(keep in mind, I haven't updated this in a while... a good couple months or so)

Details for Milady_Jade
Switchy Girl wanting Daddy

Essay Questions


Why are you here? (On Bondage.com, or on Earth, or both)
I come and go on b.com. I've been here before, found people and experiences, and then I leave again. I'm here to look around. I'm here to see who else is here. I'm here because the BDSM part of my personality is feeling somewhat unfulfilled at the moment, and I figure being part of a community dedicated to that side of me, might help.

I'm sort of, kind of, maybe, looking for a Daddy Dom. Just online, mind you- I am in a relationship, and am for the most part, fulfilled. He's given me permission to seek a Daddy Dom here, as he's not Dominant, and not able to fill the role.

If you'd like to reach me, you may do so at ______________.

Briefly describe your personality -- what makes you tick? What should people know about you?
I'm a Switch. People inspire me one way or the other- it is a rare occurrance that I meet someone that I can both Dominate and submit to.

I am horribly organized. I am obsessive compulsive, and it shows. I have a system for doing everything. When people 'mess with the system', I get terribly frustrated. Any sub I were to have, would have to learn the systems. Any Dom would have to have patience as I learned his.

I despise rudeness. I despise net-speak. "hey how r u, sekzee" is NOT going to earn a response. Full sentences, please. I LOVE artistic, articulate, passionate, intelligent people. I love people who will go out on a limb, and do something that's slightly terrifying. I am in awe of people who can live by the seat of their pants.

I adore art. I love music. I love good literature. I paint, I write, I design tattoos, I love to cook. I love food- I am a complete food snob. My dad was a chef, and I sort of picked up his skill. I don't drink much, and I don't smoke.

I love deep conversations about art, history, philosophy, psychology, etc. I enjoy learning about people's motivations. I enjoy learning about people's involvement in the Lifestyle.

I'm rambling. I do that a lot. Moving on...

What's your ambition? What do you hope to achieve in your life?
1) To be the best criminal defense lawyer in my province.
2) To write and publish a book that will make it onto the best seller lists.
3) To be a wonderful wife and mother, when both of those things happen.
4) To be happy.

What does a collar signify for you? How many times have you given/received a collar?
Collars... *smile* I have never given one- the universe has this habit of putting submissives into my life that end up disappointing/hurting me, and then disappearing, before I can give that collar. I have been given one- you'll see it in my photo. It's not a play collar- it's a dress collar. It's not a symbol of his ownership, as he's not a Dom. It is a symbol of his love, and of his desire for me to see myself as beautiful, adorned by a beautiful gift he's given me.

What are your pet peeves? What really ticks you off? And how do you react when you're angry?
Pet peeves... rudeness, net speak, presumptuousness. People who assume, rather than ask. Disrespect. I will not be disrespected.

I am very rarely angry- perhaps twice per year. I can be frustrated and pissed off, but true anger for me is a frightening thing- it happens when everything culminates into this explosion of ire, of blackness from within me. On those days, stay away from me- you will end up hurt.

What are your 'deal breakers'? (turn offs etc - e.g. smoking, blue hair, braces, leprosy)
Smoking. Disrespect. Excessive drug or alcohol use. Posers.
 
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Collarme.com

I used to be here long ago but got sidetracked by real life.

The search for friends continues as well as the search for a sweet submissive woman. I don't particularly care to describe what it is that I need to the general populace but well worded inquiries will be answered.

A word to the wise: I am Dominant. Do NOT bother me with stupid notes telling me what you want from me...you will be ignored. Though I consider myself bisexual; I am far more interested in women. That being said I will ignore any and all sexual notes from men whether they be Dom, Switch or sub. In other words, don't disrespect me in that particular way unless I invite it.

Here's hoping to have some interesting conversations soon.


An addendum: My b.com profile was made for someone specific...I don't use it and haven't in quite a long while. Will see if I can go find it...
 
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B.com

Why are you here

Long ago, I believed I was submissive. That changed. Then for the longest time, I consider myself a Switch. That changed as well. For the past 2 years I have lived and thought specifically as a Top/Dominant...and then I found HER again. Now I am at a loss as to just what to consider myself. That's why I am here..to further my journey and to be where she is.

Briefly describe your personality -- what makes you tick? What should people know about you?

I am not a soft touch, though I may appear to be one when it comes to those I care about. I am not an angry person either, though I may appear to be that way to those that don't know me. I am quiet, controlled, introverted, serious, a book lover, a pagan, a mystic. I am an alpha wolf trapped in the small shell of a human female. I am a woman with all of the needs that word implies. I am not exactly what you see and far more than most people expect.

What does a collar signify for you? How many times have you given/received a collar?

A collar really has no meaning attached to it, for me. The few times I have claimed one as my own..I have given a ring/anklet..never to be removed. I have only worn a training collar once, long ago..I don't think I ever will again.

What are your pet peeves? What really ticks you off?

1. stupidity
2. racism
3. men who tell me all I need is some good dick and I will
no longer want/need a woman.
4. clutter
 
I swear I need to be a lesbian... I'm in lust with Luna, Netz, Etoile...
 
My Collarme Profile

I have been active in the BDSM Scene locally and regionally (US - Southeast) since early 1998. I am the founder of the T3WD munch group in Columbia, SC, and I am their WebMaster. T3WD is a Coalition Partner in the NCSF, and I am the CP Representative to the NCSF.

I am not currently looking for any kind of romantic or sexual relationship at this time, I have an owned alpha-slave, janey, that I am quite happy with.

However, someone with a genuine desire for a service relationship may be considered as a beta-slave for a houseboy/boi/girl/grrl or yardboy/boi/girl/grrl position. Room & board and occassional SM play would be part of the relationship. More might follow if there is mutual interest with both myself and my girl.

Size/weight/age/sex/race are non-issues as long as you are healthy and physically able to housework and yardwork. Mental and emotional health are musts. Don't come to me expecting me to "fix" your problems. I am not a medical or psychiatric professional, nor am I God. I will gladly help someone in service to me deal with issues, but I am not the cure.

The house/yard slave would be free to pursue educational and employment opportunities outside the home. They would, in fact, be encouraged to take advantage of those opportunities.

Keep in mind that I am a Dominant and sadist. I expect honesty and obedience, and if you are not a masochist, why in God's name would you want a relationship with a sadist? I am also an exhibitionist, I like to play with an audience. I am active in the BDSM community as a group leader, presenter and activist. If you don't want to be outted, or you are shy around a crowd, this might not be a good position for you.

I'm also a realist, if you have questions or concerns about something I tell you to do, ask. I don't expect you to read my mind. On the flip side, don't expect me to read yours!

Brats and SAMs need not apply, I have no patience for a partner who can't honestly communicate their needs to me. If you need your ass beat, tell me, don't act out. It's part of that communicating with your partner idea.

If you are still reading at this point and are interested in learning more, drop me a note. I have a personal web site, and will gladly provide information on T3WD or NCSF, and personal refrences, upon contact and request.
 
E_G

I had seen this profile before and was intrigued. How cool is that?
 
My profile is blank and has a picture of a chick in a shirt that says 'G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF - wanna buy a vowel?' Occasionally I get contacted by subs. lol
 
graceanne said:
My profile is blank and has a picture of a chick in a shirt that says 'G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF - wanna buy a vowel?' Occasionally I get contacted by subs. lol

ah ha ha... :p
 
COLLARME.COM


USERNAME: thisishis (old account name created June 24th 2004 --see the forum sections, the name is disabled on the main site = cynnacent1)
DESCRIPTION: Female slave
CITY: Owned
STATE: Massachusetts
AGE: 39

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/285052/rzfb/10075/details.htm

Owned.
Collared.
Married.
(Yeah, in that order.)

Not LOOKING for anyone at all .
Not available .
Not into the ***polyamorous or ***polyslave stuff, ***sharing, ***swapping, ***swinging or whatever you prefer to call it.
I don't do ***gorean or other types of ***role play either.
***Cybercrap is out of the question, as well.

If you have thoughts to offer, which don't fall into any of those chategories, and if you can type them out in full sentences without mangling the English language too severely, I'll answer.

Thanks. :)




***Hates:
Role Playing
Gorean Lifestyle
Polyamory


***DISCLAIMER:
Meaning .....FOR MYSELF..... as I don't care either way what others choose to do regarding themselves.... but these do nothing for me.. and that is all that this section implies.
 
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LittleJade said:
What about me, here?!
I didn't know you were a lesbian. If you are, then I'm lusting after you too. Gawd, I wanna tie someone up so bad!
 
Once upon a time, I had a collarme account that I actually attempted to use. Never had much luck with it. Who'd have thought?


I am a male submissive who is looking for a dominant woman who is into bondage, light/medium s/m and possibly watersports. I am particularly more fond of the cfnm type stuff however I may be flexible in this regard.
 
Evil_Geoff said:
I didn't know you were a lesbian. If you are, then I'm lusting after you too. Gawd, I wanna tie someone up so bad!
I'm queer. Bi, to be honest.
 
Xelebes said:
Once upon a time, I had a collarme account that I actually attempted to use. Never had much luck with it. Who'd have thought?


I am a male submissive who is looking for a dominant woman who is into bondage, light/medium s/m and possibly watersports. I am particularly more fond of the cfnm type stuff however I may be flexible in this regard.

Maybe I can help you to write one!
 
Ok I just opened a Collar Me account and I get the feeling that NO ONE is reading my profile before they email me. I had like 20 messages the first day all about things I CLEARLY said I was no interested in. :rolleyes:
 
CutieMouse said:
You're in the "fresh meat" stage... Some of it depends on how the profile is written, but my experience was that for every 100 emails I got from the ad, there would be between 3 and 8 that were worth my time and attention.

I actually talked with the only one out of the bunch that was any good tonight. Very nice gentlemen. He comisserated with me over the others
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
I actually talked with the only one out of the bunch that was any good tonight. Very nice gentlemen. He comisserated with me over the others

Post the addy to your profile.
 
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