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[michaelmt1]

11 was a race horse
22 was 12
1111 race
22112



Mike
Hope you can make sense of this

 

[Young Knave]

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thanks. i needed that

firsties?

 

[bobo_daclown]

Every fact is based on the principle that it can be proven wrong...

I know what you're thinking: A fact is something that's always right.

Well, you're wrong. A fact is only right or true in specific contexts. For instance, something simple: 1 + 1 = 2

That's a fact in simple mathematics.
But, I have a mother and a father and a sister.

1 (father) + 1 (mother) = 4 (family)

 

[Sillyman]

Given a statement that typewriters are not obsolete, that fine art is always inversely valuable to the creator and that a kitten needs to be greater than a mouse yet less than a full cat, prove the variabilty of a candle's width in one holder.

 

[Starfish]

Colbalt Willy headed down to the cremation station, but before he went he asked the local hookers if he can sponge bath them in formaldahyde lotion. It wasn't long before he got lots of nozers, so to their suprise he offed everyone of those hozers with a bulldozer. He piled their bodies up in a row, along which the lime he began to throw. The stench wasn't that bad, but he liked his bitches to look dusted, cept when he was doing this along came Officer Fuzznuts and Willy got busted.