Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

Blares this from a loudspeaker in her car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4SJVsTulc

Ignore. Silly me. I posted this in the wrong thread.

Likes to keep two tabs open. And fails. Not baseless and not a lie.

*Sheepish face*

 

[BadAmy]

Blares this from a loudspeaker in her car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4SJVsTulc

you know it!
High five

 

[DarkSimian]

you know it!
High five

Will work for sex

 

[Jada59]

Will work for sex

Does not like sex.

 

[DarkSimian]

Does not like sex.

Thinks orgasms are overrated; prefers to just cuddle

 

[Jada59]

Thinks orgasms are overrated; prefers to just cuddle

His light shines like a beacon for all to see!

 

[DarkSimian]

His light shines like a beacon for all to see!

Wants to help replace my batteries

 

[gentold]

Wants to help replace my batteries

Orders vibe batteries for all lit ladies whom he befriends !!

 

[HelpImLost]

Orders vibe batteries for all lit ladies whom he befriends !!

Keeps spare change and old lottery tickets in a fleshlight

 

[gentold]

Keeps spare change and old lottery tickets in a fleshlight

Demands spare change every time some guy flashes her .

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Demands spare change every time some guy flashes her .

Walks around with his pockets pulled inside out asking people if they want to see his impersonation of an elephant!

 

[DarkSimian]

Walks around with his pockets pulled inside out asking people if they want to see his impersonation of an elephant!

Has an innie instead of an outie

 

[rlaflamme]

Has an innie instead of an outie

Rolls on the carpet and calls is vacuuming.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Has an innie instead of an outie

Uses hedge shearers for shaving!

 

[HelpImLost]

Uses hedge shearers for shaving!

Gets amusement from stealing children's balloons and popping them with his iron spike hair!

 

[rlaflamme]

Gets amusement from stealing children's balloons and popping them with his iron spike hair!

Hands out leaflets advertising free air.

 

[Taegul]

Hands out leaflets advertising free air.

He doesn't regret the Betty White tramp stamp on the small of his back in the least bit.

 

[Jada59]

He doesn't regret the Betty White tramp stamp on the small of his back in the least bit.

Thinks deviled eggs are a naughty food.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Thinks deviled eggs are a naughty food.

thinks katkins is something to eat

 

[rlaflamme]

thinks katkins is something to eat

Tries to sneak into bird enclosures at the zoo.

 

[Series 6]

Tries to sneak into bird enclosures at the zoo.

Wears a Marvin the Martian helmet and tutu when having sex

 

[HelpImLost]

Wears a Marvin the Martian helmet and tutu when having sex

Stole a ton of tampons and pads from a store and decorated the city trees with them!

 

[lanceGibs]

Stole a ton of tampons and pads from a store and decorated the city trees with them!

Has a dry shriveled up cunt.

 

[HelpImLost]

Has a dry shriveled up cunt.

Prefers sex with women

 

[lanceGibs]

Prefers sex with women

Billy goats are her thing .