Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[DarkSimian]

Takes selfies in every dressing room she finds and adds them to her special collection.

Jerks off before a date, "just in case"

 

[JerseyJade]

Takes selfies in every dressing room she finds and adds them to her special collection.

Got a restraining order put on him from EY because he wouldn't stop begging her for a look at her selfies

 

[DarkSimian]

Got a restraining order put on him from EY because he wouldn't stop begging her for a look at her selfies

Paid Trump to keep quiet about their affair

 

[rlaflamme]

Paid Trump to keep quiet about their affair

Has photos of that affair.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has photos of that affair.

Dated Stephanie Clifford in H.S. Didn't get laid...

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Dated Stephanie Clifford in H.S. Didn't get laid...

Is allergic to nair.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is allergic to nair.

Is allergic to panties

 

[DarkSimian]

Is allergic to nair.

Is a member of the Ron Jeremy fan club

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Is allergic to panties

Puts itching powder in my panties!

 

[rlaflamme]

Puts itching powder in my panties!

Once posed for Playboy but said they are to lame for her

 

[Taegul]

Once posed for Playboy but said they are to lame for her

He actually knows five different words that rhyme with 'orange' but refuses to share his knowledge. So selfish.

 

[DarkSimian]

He actually knows five different words that rhyme with 'orange' but refuses to share his knowledge. So selfish.

"Knows" the Muffin Man that lives on Drury Lane

 

[Xerxes82]

Is the rightful owner of the southern 2/3 of the state of Florida.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is the rightful owner of the southern 2/3 of the state of Florida.

Has a scarecrow fetish

 

[Taegul]

Has a scarecrow fetish

He was Ben Affleck's acting coach for the Batman roles.

 

[DarkSimian]

He was Ben Affleck's acting coach for the Batman roles.

He's the one that drove Affleck to drink (he was his chauffer)

 

[Taegul]

He was the only 'victim' of Louis CK that didn't file a complaint with law enforcement. As a matter of fact, he immediately gave him a very positive Yelp review.

 

[DarkSimian]

He was the only 'victim' of Louis CK that didn't file a complaint with law enforcement. As a matter of fact, he immediately gave him a very positive Yelp review.

Roofies himself to build up an immunity

 

[Taegul]

Roofies himself to build up an immunity

He plays entire games of Monopoly doing his Donald Trump voice. He buys every property he can and files bankruptcy seven times per game but still manages to win every single time.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Roofies himself to build up an immunity

Gets a regular press and curl where the beautician charges extra.

 

[DarkSimian]

Gets a regular press and curl where the beautician charges extra.

Is on a high protein diet so she swallows....

 

[Series 6]

Is on a high protein diet so she swallows....

Knows all of the ways you can skin a cat

 

[BadAmy]

Knows all of the ways you can skin a cat

there's a third nipple.

 

[Jada59]

there's a third nipple.

Blares this from a loudspeaker in her car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4SJVsTulc

 

[DarkSimian]

there's a third nipple.

Is writing her own version of the Kama Sutra