Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Weaseldiesel]

Likes to go around tricking people with that ice cream container. When they open it, a fake, spring loaded snake pops out.

Has a really deep voice and sounds harlious when she says meow!

 

[johnnieblue44]

Likes to go around tricking people with that ice cream container. When they open it, a fake, spring loaded snake pops out.

Has read every one of my stories and has wild fantasies about me

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes to go around tricking people with that ice cream container. When they open it, a fake, spring loaded snake pops out.

She's known as the killer pussy...cat...

 

[hotcpu]

She's known as the killer pussy...cat...

Known for rolling in sprinkles to cover her body

 

[Jada59]

Known for rolling in sprinkles to cover her body

Runs around town passing out cans of V8 juice because he thinks people need to eat more veggies.

 

[rlaflamme]

Runs around town passing out cans of V8 juice because he thinks people need to eat more veggies.

Has three scratching posts in her home, for her

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Has three scratching posts in her home, for her

Always looks over his shoulder due to not knowing if he's coming or going!

 

[Jada59]

Always looks over his shoulder due to not knowing if he's coming or going!

Has the world's largest collection of garden gnomes.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has the world's largest collection of garden gnomes.

Went to the Playboy Mansion, and stole one of Hef's smoking jackets

 

[rlaflamme]

Has the world's largest collection of garden gnomes.

Was escorted out of the circus by security for trying to ride the elephants.

 

[rlaflamme]

Went to the Playboy Mansion, and stole one of Hef's smoking jackets

Runs into walls, screaming that he has the power

 

[Jada59]

Runs into walls, screaming that he has the power

Likes to hide behind corners then spring out at women, presenting them with bouquets of roses.

 

[rlaflamme]

Likes to hide behind corners then spring out at women, presenting them with bouquets of roses.

Received said roses more than once, actually tries to be the one that he pops out at

 

[Jada59]

Received said roses more than once, actually tries to be the one that he pops out at

Hehehe.

Walks around town, carrying glass slipper, looking for Cinderella.

 

[rlaflamme]

Hehehe.

Walks around town, carrying glass slipper, looking for Cinderella.

Smells random people and tells then their scent is wrong.

 

[DarkSimian]

Smells random people and tells then their scent is wrong.

does not believe in post-marital sex

 

[JerseyJade]

does not believe in post-marital sex

He lives in a dumpster and goes around the neighborhood begging for food.

 

[rlaflamme]

He lives in a dumpster and goes around the neighborhood begging for food.

Blows kisses at random people and when they react she says, "Not you, the ghost beside you"

 

[JerseyJade]

Blows kisses at random people and when they react she says, "Not you, the ghost beside you"

His life long ambition of becoming a Life Guard came to an end when he failed the swimming test.

 

[rlaflamme]

His life long ambition of becoming a Life Guard came to an end when he failed the swimming test.

Went white water rafting in a kiddy pool

 

[formertroll]

Went white water rafting in a kiddy pool

likes nickelback. oh wait, that one is true....

 

[JerseyJade]

likes nickelback. oh wait, that one is true....

The only reason he's a formertroll is because the bank repossessed the bridge he lived under.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

The only reason he's a formertroll is because the bank repossessed the bridge he lived under.

Visits nursing homes to give away free kisses.

 

[rlaflamme]

Visits nursing homes to give away free kisses.

Takes selfies in every dressing room she finds and adds them to her special collection.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Takes selfies in every dressing room she finds and adds them to her special collection.

Spends hours in front of dressing rooms, hoping to catch me so he can photobomb.