~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Holding_myown]

Purchased my returned copy of Moby Dick and was crestfallen to discover it was not, in fact, the whale porn he had hoped for

Ha! She doesn’t know that Moby Dick was a Sperm whale. (Wait that’s probably true)

 

[DarkSimian]

Ha! She doesn’t know that Moby Dick was a Sperm whale. (Wait that’s probably true)

During oral sex, likes to yell out "Thar she blows!" as he climaxes

 

[Lastingimpressions]

During oral sex, likes to yell out "Thar she blows!" as he climaxes

Has the worlds largest collection of He-Man toys.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has the worlds largest collection of He-Man toys.

Has the worlds largest collection of She-Ra toys

 

[Taegul]

Has the worlds largest collection of She-Ra toys

He raves about the effectiveness of cactus in case toilet paper is ever totally unavailable.

 

[DarkSimian]

He raves about the effectiveness of cactus in case toilet paper is ever totally unavailable.

Doesn't use toilet paper, he just scoots across the carpet like the dog

 

[Taegul]

Doesn't use toilet paper, he just scoots across the carpet like the dog

Apparently still has hidden cameras rolling in my home even though I thought I got them all.

 

[DarkSimian]

Apparently still has hidden cameras rolling in my home even though I thought I got them all.

Is still hoping Chris Hansen will come to his house for his "Dateline" interview

 

[Series 6]

Is still hoping Chris Hansen will come to his house for his "Dateline" interview

Has a fetish for Wuhan prostitutes who are into Batgirl cosplay

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Has a fetish for Wuhan prostitutes who are into Batgirl cosplay

Was attacked by an angry mother goose over the weekend.

 

[sherbetburps]

Was attacked by an angry mother goose over the weekend.

Has insider knowledge about the processes by which troll dolls are manufactured.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has insider knowledge about the processes by which troll dolls are manufactured.

She's a Russian troll bent on world destruction.

 

[sherbetburps]

She's a Russian troll bent on world destruction.

He only eats the crusts of his sandwiches.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He only eats the crusts of his sandwiches.

Scoops out the last of the ice cream and then puts the container back in the freezer

 

[Holding_myown]

Scoops out the last of the ice cream and then puts the container back in the freezer

Makes sure to jump on a treadmill at the gym someone just got off. Thinks it improves his odds. Learned that in Vegas

 

[DeckardNYC]

Makes sure to jump on a treadmill at the gym someone just got off. Thinks it improves his odds. Learned that in Vegas

Sings aloud on the street while wearing headphones

 

[Holding_myown]

Sings aloud on the street while wearing headphones

Quit the gym when they wouldn’t name him lifting champion. Unbeknownst to him, Curves was going to cancel his membership anyway.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Quit the gym when they wouldn’t name him lifting champion. Unbeknownst to him, Curves was going to cancel his membership anyway.

Dresses as Margaret Thatcher every Halloween

 

[sherbetburps]

Dresses as Margaret Thatcher every Halloween

Invented trees.

 

[SexyLemon]

Has a 20 gallon barrel full of orphan tears in their basement.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Is actually a sexy key lime painted yellow

 

[sherbetburps]

Is actually a sexy key lime painted yellow

Always never doesn’t not write sentences what make sense and stuff. Ooops, I’m projecting.

 

[sherbetburps]

She kissed me in the locker room and we both liked it x

Wrote an erotic memoir about a locker room tryst with an anonymous stranger, but the publisher insisted on titling it “Lokkr Rüm: Da Lez Fylez” and it bombed

 

[MatureChattyMann]

Wrote an erotic memoir about a locker room tryst with an anonymous stranger, but the publisher insisted on titling it “Lokkr Rüm: Da Lez Fylez” and it bombed

Stole the candy floss (candy cotton?) machine and gorged the lot, had to undergo a name change to candy burps.

 

[sherbetburps]

Stole the candy floss (candy cotton?) machine and gorged the lot, had to undergo a name change to candy burps.

Used to be known here by the username JuvenileReticentLadyy but has turned over a new leaf.