~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cwtchseeker]

A pair of goggles is her favorite sex toy.

Bought her a Biggles hat to match them…

Always wears ear plugs when receiving oral. He needs silence to achieve orgasm

Is a reputable ear plug dealer in her spare time

 

[LostHorizon]

Is a reputable ear plug dealer in her spare time

Well if that’s the case I just might wear a pair for the big event.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is offended by Sir-Mix-A-Lot's timeless treasure Baby Got Back

 

[TunnelKing089]

Bet he can't change the oil in my truck.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Bet he can't change the oil in my truck.

Is afraid of tunnels…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Takes the used oil out of his vehicle when changing and rubs it all over his body

 

[TunnelKing089]

Bet this guy pours the oil back down the dipstick.

 

[EctoJohn]

Still has a piece of candy leftover from Halloween because, while he ate most of it "Now", he couldn't decide when "Later" was.

 

[kellyt1994]

Likes to hang out in sailor's bars. Just can't get enough seamen.

 

[Cindy027]

Throws grapes at other shoppers while hiding in another isle.

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

Throws grapes at other shoppers while hiding in another isle.

Claims to be a banker but is in fact a highly trained spy and international woman of mystery.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has an unusual fear of kites.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has an unusual fear of kites.

Has an irrational fear of kissing. Mouth on mouth action has him running for the hills!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has an irrational fear of kissing. Mouth on mouth action has him running for the hills!

Wore a set of joke vampire teeth when kissing him and freaked him out

 

[MrPimms]

Sings show tunes in front of a mirror, hairbrush, wearing nothing but a Welsh flag. Yes. He does the dragon tail swish as well.

 

[LostHorizon]

Sings show tunes in front of a mirror, hairbrush, wearing nothing but a Welsh flag. Yes. He does the dragon tail swish as well.

His real name is Ms. Pimms.

 

[MrPimms]

His real name is Ms. Pimms.

Can’t admit that the horizon was found

 

[Cat]

Knows who takes all the socks from the washing machines..

 

[MrPimms]

Knows who takes all the socks from the washing machines..

has opened an odd sock shop

 

[Cat]

has opened an odd sock shop

Is my primary provider of said odd socks.

 

[MrPimms]

Is my primary provider of said odd socks.

Pays me a pretty penny for the socks. More if they’re not sticky.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is my primary provider of said odd socks.

Has the kept the other half of each pair used them as wallpaper

Pays me a pretty penny for the socks. More if they’re not sticky.

makes them extra sticky to avoid cost of wallpaper paste

 

[Cat]

Has the kept the other half of each pair used them as wallpaper

makes them extra sticky to avoid cost of wallpaper paste

Works extra shifts to help make the socks sticky.

 

[MrPimms]

Has the kept the other half of each pair used them as wallpaper

makes them extra sticky to avoid cost of wallpaper paste

Developed his cuddling technique by using Velcro hands.

 

[MrPimms]

Works extra shifts to help make the socks sticky.

branches out into the niche sock modelling fetish.

(Can I get a discount for this promo?)