~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[angelofthenorth]

He doesn't drink Pimms, he drinks Mai Tais

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He doesn't drink Pimms, he drinks Mai Tais

She is no angel

 

[MrPimms]

She is no angel

Is hirsute and more akin to cousin it

 

[Cindy027]

Walks around shopping malls nodding at everyone.

 

[EctoJohn]

She always picks the best outfits for stuffed animals.

 

[Taegul]

He greets everyone he meets with a knock knock joke with no punchline. Just stands there staring awkwardly in silence while the other person waits for it.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Constantly talks about his friend Stan that has experienced the absolute craziest things you could ever imagine. Turns out Stan is actually just a Beanie Baby. The turkey one. And his tag is pristine, so he clearly hasn't been through what the stories say...

 

[kreemi_pi]

Has Ratchetman1981 locked in his basement.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was Mrs. Ratchetman...until she saw my basement

 

[kreemi_pi]

Has two teenaged Ratchetkids

 

[kreemi_pi]

2009 and 2007

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has two teenaged Ratchetkids

2009 and 2007

Doesn't deserve a high five for those

 

[EctoJohn]

He greets everyone he meets with a knock knock joke with no punchline. Just stands there staring awkwardly in silence while the other person waits for it.

Knock knock.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Has ripped the “do not remove this tag under penalty of law” tag off.

 

[Sexydrana]

(Cute Mountain Bernese pup!)
Doesn’t own a dog but several Gecko types!

 

[tommyt125]

Is addicted to candy crush

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is addicted to candy crush

He's a pinball wizard

 

[tommyt125]

Kreemi has a secret stash of gummi worms in her car

 

[kreemi_pi]

Kreemi has a secret stash of gummi worms in her car

No it's supposed to be a lie

 

[EctoJohn]

Is still trying to figure out how to do that one fighting move she saw in an anime 20 years ago.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is still trying to figure out how to do that one fighting move she saw in an anime 20 years ago.

Is still trying to teach it to me

 

[Series 6]

Is still trying to teach it to me

Is a tutor for college students. The subject she tutors is undisclosed.

 

[Abeona1]

His never seen a star wars/ star trek etc movie in his life.

 

[Cindy027]

She likes to go to the car wash in a convertible so she can wash her hair at the same time.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Submitted a story to Penthouse Letters. It wasn't based on real life events, just a fantasy she concocted between Barbie and all of the original Power Rangers. Because apparently art is now being censored, they never published it!!!