Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.5

[Devlishone4fun]

We did again over 5000 post for V.4 Thanks everyone for making this thread so popular, but it's time to be moving on again to another new one V.5

So off to the races we go...For example you could post;

Has man boobs.

(lies all lies)

This is just about having a bit a fun, and not to be taken seriously.

So who's going to be the first one to start this new game off?????

Let's start again - I have so many more LIES to tell about you people!


I cannot tell a lie...

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Doesn't play well with others.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Doesn't play well with others.

It's actually very good and only available in 12 midwestern states.

 

[LizVegas79]

It's actually very good and only available in 12 midwestern states.

Sings super loud in church.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sings super loud in church.

Got lost on the way over from version four

 

[Gamine67]

HEY DULART ^^^^^^^^^ GET OUT MY WAY


Sliced the roast so thin, her in-laws won’t come back.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sings super loud in church.

Fantasizes about joining Bill Clinton and Nancy Pelosi in the weirdest fucking three-way you could ever imagine.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Fantasizes about joining Bill Clinton and Nancy Pelosi in the weirdest fucking three-way you could ever imagine.

Left his DNA at the side of the road when he took the jack off his car after fixing the tire.

 

[guyloveshotstories]

Was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.

Keeps searching his backyard in hopes of finding Hilary's hammered cell phone

 

[LizVegas79]

Knows how to jack off a car

 

[guyloveshotstories]

Keeps searching his backyard in hopes of finding Hilary's hammered cell phone

Was the one who planted Hilary's cellphone to mark me as a target.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Knows how to jack off a car

Invites allot of men over because she likes her shoes to squish when she walks

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Knows how to jack off a car

Signed up for car repair in high school because she wanted to wear the sexy coveralls with nothing underneath to drive all the boys crazy.

(Sorry, was trying to fix the order and just made things worse ... no lie! )

 

[DeckardNYC]

Signed up for car repair in high school because she wanted to wear the sexy coveralls with nothing underneath to drive all the boys crazy.

(Sorry, was trying to fix the order and just made things worse ... no lie! )

*No worries, we understand*

Lives on an island in the Caribbean.

 

[LizVegas79]

*No worries, we understand*

Lives on an island in the Caribbean.

Lives in New Jersey.

 

[guyloveshotstories]

*No worries, we understand*

Lives on an island in the Caribbean.

Bought an island adjacent to that island and plans to invade said island to establish an empire.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Bought an island adjacent to that island and plans to invade said island to establish an empire.

Drove down to the border to see what all the fuss is about

 

[guyloveshotstories]

Drove down to the border to see what all the fuss is about

Was at the border, changing the signs to say Canada and not Mexico.

 

[JJonah]

Dislikes reminding people to wash their hands after they pee.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dislikes reminding people to wash their hands after they pee.

Talks to whales?

 

[JJonah]

Actually?

All the shoes?

They’re stolen.

 

[guyloveshotstories]

Actually?

All the shoes?

They’re stolen.

Refills Coca Cola bottles with Pepsi and puts them back on the shelf.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Prefers a glass of hot milk and a romance novel before bed.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Prefers a glass of hot milk and a romance novel before bed.

Eats porridge with a fork- like an animal