Possibly the Best Chcken Joke Ever

[willywanker]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg,looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

 

[Shylady]

lol
omg Willy you are sooooo bad. That is too funny.

 

[p_p_man]

Yep..

...best ever!

 

[willywanker]

Sure beats why did the chicken cross the road, anyway.

 

[Comshaw]

posted by willywanker:

Sure beats why did the chicken cross the road, anyway.

It does, but how about this: Why did the pervert cross the road?

Cause he was attached to the chicken!

Comshaw

 

[Renegade]

Sure beats why did the chicken cross the road, anyway.

LMAO That's for sure. Wait, why DID the chicken cross the road? heheh

 

[willywanker]

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LMAO That's for sure. Wait, why DID the chicken cross the road? heheh [/B][/QUOTE]

To show the possum it could be done.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

heheheeh

hehehe that's too true about the possum hehe, damn things drop like flies around here, can't drive a mile without seeing them laying on the side of the road hehe

 

[Ally C]

In light of Todd's replies to the "Canadian Chicken Fingers" thread, here's some more chicken related nonsense which I've only just found. Much more fun than 'death by chicken' IMHO.