PositiveThinker

[PositiveThinker]

I don't know if I should even be out here being that this is the Author's Hangout and I've yet to submit a story.

I'm a long time reader who has never posted a comment. I've read stories on my computer at work and I feared that if I left a comment, they'd trace it back to my computer and fire me. Well...I received my first home computer as an early Xmas gift today and have been going a bit crazy leaving comments on all my favorite stories and favorite authors.

Writing this thread feels a bit like learning to iceskate or swim for the first time. I have butterflies. I'm so nervous.

Anyway, I'm hoping to post my first story soon and just wanted to introduce myself to everyone and say "Hi."

I'm PositiveThinker, but everyone calls me PT because I preach positive thinking to all my friends and relatives. I think after a while they wonder if I'm on Prozac because I'm always upbeat and in a good mood, but I'm not. I just believe in being positive instead of being negative. I tend to talk a lot, too, as you can see from this post. Sorry.

Anyway, I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Holiday.

 

[rgraham666]

Howdy. Welcome to the AH.

 

[Guest]

Hi, PT!

Congrats on the new computer and on taking the plunge into writing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Welcome

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ask opinions, take advice and write, write, write. It's amazing how much you can learn here. What is most astounding, is . . . it's all free!

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the amazing, compelling, utterly nutty house of Authors.

If ya ain't crazy when ya get here, you will be before ya leave.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Welcome to the Author's Hangout. I hope you like it here. Glad to have you.

 

[PositiveThinker]

Thank you one and all.

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH.

Don't be afraid to just jump into conversations. Some of us bite, but the pain is only temporary.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hey, PT. Good for you! Welcome.

 

[PositiveThinker]

Thank you, Cloudy and Tickledkitty.

 

[glynndah]

I don't bite. Pay no attention to that other witch!

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Welcome to the AH

 

[The_Fool]

I don't bite. Pay no attention to that other witch!

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Darling, I don't think she refers to herself as a witch.

Welcome to the AH, watch where you step. Gets sticky in here.

 

[glynndah]

Darling, I don't think she refers to herself as a witch.

Welcome to the AH, watch where you step. Gets sticky in here.

Oh, but she does. Why do you think that last Flying Monkey is so comfortable living under her bed?

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[PositiveThinker]

Wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now, I feel really pressured to write my first story (lol), so that I can be a participating member of the Authors' Hangout. Thank you all for being so nice to me on my first official day, even though I've been an avid reader since 2004.

 

[TxRad]

If it wasn't for readers, well, we'd be wasting our time writing.

But then again they say some of us do that anyway,

 

[Safe_Bet]

Welcome to the AH PT.

I waited patiently, but once again everyone neglected to tell you of the tradition here in the AH of posting a picture of yourself with full frontal nudity. You seem like a nice person, so I am just telling you this so that peeps think well of you. No need to thank me, I'm just that kind of a caring person.

P.S. If you're a guy, nevermind.

 

[slyc_willie]

Welcome to the AH PT.

I waited patiently, but once again everyone neglected to tell you of the tradition here in the AH of posting a picture of yourself with full frontal nudity. You seem like a nice person, so I am just telling you this so that peeps think well of you. No need to thank me, I'm just that kind of a caring person.

P.S. If you're a guy, nevermind.

Of course he's a guy! How many women do you know who think positively?

*ducking*

Welcome to the AH, PT.

Now, all you need is a classic Harley, and we can call you PT Cruiser.

Ba-dum-bum.

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH PT.

I waited patiently, but once again everyone neglected to tell you of the tradition here in the AH of posting a picture of yourself with full frontal nudity. You seem like a nice person, so I am just telling you this so that peeps think well of you. No need to thank me, I'm just that kind of a caring person.

P.S. If you're a guy, nevermind.

You are SO generous with newbies.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You are SO generous with newbies.

I know. I quite possibly should be put up for Sainthood!

Yeah, I like that: Saint Safe Bet of the Blessed Vibrator!

Hey, it worked for that Mary chick. I got knocked up without getting laid by a guy too, so if she qualifies so do I!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now, I feel really pressured to write my first story (lol), so that I can be a participating member of the Authors' Hangout. Thank you all for being so nice to me on my first official day, even though I've been an avid reader since 2004.

Don't worry about it. I haven't written anything in two years (since I joined the forums, suspiciously enough...).

Hello, and welcome to the AH. Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Of course he's a guy! How many women do you know who think positively?

*ducking*

Welcome to the AH, PT.

Now, all you need is a classic Harley, and we can call you PT Cruiser.

Ba-dum-bum.

I'm quoting this just so I can point your comments out to a certain SO when she gets back. I'm "positively thinking" you are SO gonna be eating them words, dude!


BTW, do you like Pink? Here's a song you might want to listen to... Muahahahahaha! (Yeah, I DO know it's eveil to say, but I couldn't help it!

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm quoting this just so I can point your comments out to a certain SO when she gets back. I'm "positively thinking" you are SO gonna be eating them words, dude!


BTW, do you like Pink? Here's a song you might want to listen to... Muahahahahaha! (Yeah, I DO know it's eveil to say, but I couldn't help it!

*snerk*

Not a big fan of Pink (more of a glam-rock guy), but that is a catchy little diddy.