Portland Police arrest 35 in Black Friday vegan strip club riot

[Comshaw]

Keep yer damned east coast yahoos. We got lot's of idiots out this way. The ol' sayin' "keep Portland weird" ain't just fer tourists!

"While millions of shoppers throughout the United States were fighting cold weather and crowds for the best deals, hundreds of people in Portland, Ore. overwhelmed a vegan strip club in the early morning hours of Black Friday.

Casa Diablo, billed as the world’s first vegan strip club, held its first ever Black Friday sale Nov. 28, and was clearly unprepared for the onslaught of excited customers who braved the rain for hours for the club’s 5 a.m. opening.

Patrons of the Northwest Portland establishment got into a brawl over 59¢ a minute lap dances, despite the club’s attempt to be prepared by having 24 dancers available that morning"...


Get yer salad tossed at the vegan strip club! WhoooWaaa!

https://thatoregonlife.com/2014/11/portland-police-arrest-35-black-friday-vegan-strip-club-riot/


Comshaw

 

[Dribble]

Wow...$6 for 10 minutes? They needed at least a hundred dancers...and prancers... donners... vixens...

 

[Conager]

I get the general concept of vagetarian but what's a vegan strip club?

 

[seeshelly]

I wonder

I wonder what the percentage of the people looking for a budget lap job were Libtards? I only ask because I notice in ultra goofy groups they all seem to hate Trump. If crazy people hate you I think that must be a good sign.

 

[heathergives]

I get the general concept of vagetarian but what's a vegan strip club?

I was kinda wondering that myself.

 

[Dribble]

Jesus fucking christ. Type "what is a vegan strip club" in your fucking browser. I know....google is a non-approved search method for Republicans...but seriously. Or remain ignorant. Your choice.

 

[rae121452]

this is the perfect opportunity to bring up the age-old questions: 'if you're a vegan can you still eat pussy?' and 'if you're a vegan giving head, does that mean you can't swallow?'

no, don't thank me.

 

[Rightguide]

I was kinda wondering that myself.

Could be where a lot of hot tomatoes and cucumbers get peeled.

 

[Fart_knocker]

I was kinda wondering that myself.

We know, you just said that with your gavager alt.

 

[heathergives]

Jesus fucking christ. Type "what is a vegan strip club" in your fucking browser. I know....google is a non-approved search method for Republicans...but seriously. Or remain ignorant. Your choice.

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