Pornstars - $1500 per hour!

[miles]

I was surfing through my usual intellectually stimulating websites and followed a link to an Atlanta "escort service". One of their pages has pics of a couple of dozen female pornstars who apparently tour the country, charging up to $1500 per hour for their company. Jesus, how good could it be?

http://www.bodymiracle.com/indexmainpsnew.html

 

[Silverlily]

What's with the bowling ball sized tits?

You would think for that kind of money, you'd get a normal chick.

 

[miles]

And those are the expensive hoes!

 

[p_p_man]

I notice there's an increased market...

in "mature porn".

For that sort of money I'd definitely consider a career move!

 

[miles]

p_p_man

That's it, PeePee. You and I will take the porn world by storm. Just think.......

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

that's the most disturbing thought I've had in a long, long time.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: p_p_man

That's it, PeePee. You and I will take the porn world by storm. Just think.......

A partnership born in porn!

The mind boggles....

 

[Starfish]

OC is a sick puppy. It took me hearing his comment, and really really looking at that pic, and I still don't get it..... so I know he is sick. He needs to doctor himself up.

Okay, I am sorry, but I don't want to talk about those skanks.

I will say this.... I am not sure what the big deal is.

I could have a right dank hydroponics system and have all the goods I need through the winter.

Hydroponics: worth $1500
Skanky hoe: not worth $1500

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

OC is a sick puppy. It took me hearing his comment, and really really looking at that pic, and I still don't get it..... so I know he is sick.

you're just now figuring that out, fishie?

You can lead a horse to water,
but you can't lead a hor ti culture.

 

[miles]

Fishie

Hydroponics: worth $1500
Skanky hoe: not worth $1500


Good point, fishie. They do redline the skank scale!

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles?

just curious, but why did you check out a local escort service link?

heh

 

[miles]

Pixie Vixie

Actually, I have an extra $1500 lying around with nothing to spend it on. So I did a search for "$1500 skanky hoe pnuematic tits" and it linked me there.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL

that's what I thought.

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

She wasn't worth it, eiither.

 

[TN_Vixen]

too bad

you didn't just go with my title.

 

[miles]

What?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Free and Proud.

 

[miles]

You'll fuck me for free?

Yesssss!

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL - It's a good thing you can make me smile today. I'm in a horrible mood.

 

[Pokerman]

whats the matter TN?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Pokie.. it is work related. ~sigh.

 

[bi_theway]

just wondering....

i was wondering who actually told these ladies that they were worth that much?????

 

[Starfish]

Aside from Vixie having a shitty day at work, this thread got pretty funny.

I must say that OC gets a gold star for wit, and miles get's kicked in the butt becaues he didn't let me fuck him for a whole three day stretch for that $1500 bucks so I could by a hydroponics system.

 

[Bob Peale]

Ok now...I remember this one from 15 Years ago!

$1,500 for her? That's more than she probably made during the entire 80's in the business.

 

[Bob Peale]

Does she still have the warranty for these? I think they're defective.