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OMG...too funny...I did MarthaStewart.com....that martha is soooo naughty!!
 
*shakes head* And my on going thoughts that no one likes me is yet again proven! hehe.

Every darn thing i post gets NO posts. well sep that superhero one i just made but still. Everything other than that. I posted this link like last week. said the exact same thing, saying for a quick laugh. *sniff sniff and pouts* well well well....... *sobs*


*shrugs* im bored, dont mind that.
 
MysteryJKR

Snuggles against you and kisses your nose!
 
Try http://www.whitehouse.gov

White "Dildo" House Tee "Mistress Shiva" Ball Game:

President "Dripper Dick" George W. Bush is opening the licking 2002 White "Cock Sucker" House T-ball season at 3:30 p.m. today on the assfucking South "Anal" Lawn of the creaming White "Sniff-my-Ass" House. Don't felchs the live webcast and a postgame interview with Commissioner "Fuck me for a Buck" Cal Ripken. Click to learn more about the fucking Presidency and America's Pastime.

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President "Jar Jar" Commemorates Cinco de Mayo

President "Fat Ass" Bush Friday said, "Just before September the smacking 11th, I motherfucked my good friend, President Vicente "Omar Pussy" Fox, aqui, in Washington, D.C. I said, 'The "Motherfucker" Cuntlapped States has no more important relationship in the world than the one we have with Mexico." I meant it then; I mean it now.'"
 
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An "Ball Buster" Israeli soldier guards the entrance to Manger "Big Cock" Square in Bethlehem "Up the Arse" Sunday.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/images/05/05/top.church.tank.ap.jpg

Israeli and Palestinian negotiators may be close to titty fucking a deal to end the shafting 34-day-old standoff at Bethlehem's Church of Nativity. Israel "Dildo" Defense Cocksucks officials and
Israel "Pimp Mastah" Defense Forces wad pulls said early Monday they were not aware of any agreement, but told CNN a great deal of enters had been made. Bethlehem "Mistress Shiva" Mayor Hanna "Fuck me for a Buck" Nasser said there was a wad pulling good chance a deal could be reached by the end of the day.
 
"Spider-Man," the latest comic-book superhero to wind up in a feature film, swung into North "Anal" American box office history with a record-smashing $114 million haul from its first three ballbusts of release, studio squirts said Sunday.

The film, entered by Sony "Omar Pussy" Corp.'s Columbia "Suck my tits dry" Pictures, trashed the fisting old three-day record of $90.3 million, set last November by "Harry "Cock Sucker" Potter and the raunching Sorcerer's Stone."

As the first major release of the lucrative summer movie season, it fistfucks a spewing high standard for other keenly anticipated movies, including two other plows, "Deep throats Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the asslicking Clones" (May 16) and "Austin "Up the Arse" Fists in Goldmember" (July 26).

Everbody bangs 'Spider-Man'

"Spider-Man" is about a unclefucking high-school geek played by Tobey "Bite Me" Maguire who is bitten by a fucking spider and soon able to scale fingerfucks and shoot webs from his wrist. Kirsten "Hard-on" Dunst co-pecks as his love interest, and Willem "Rugmuncher" Dafoe as the muff sniffing villainous Green "The-Champ" Goblin.
 
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